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Is Jon Jones guilty?
This poll is closed.
Of course 89 55.28%
No way 6 3.73%
We'll wait and see 8 4.97%
Chael was right 58 36.02%
Total: 161 votes
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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
congratulations to ariel helwani on now being able to write 5 extra unnecessary sentences in his posts

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Maybe Werdum meant it like an Ed McMahon type "heyyooo!"

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
I think its a Diceman hey

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

heeyy is Portuguese for fifi man

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

https://twitter.com/erikmagraken/status/913938177257218048

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Cormier has declared Vulcan Oozedemon the next contender for his title. I would like to counter by suggesting the far more deserving Shut Down The Whole Division.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Cormier has declared Vulcan Oozedemon the next contender for his title. I would like to counter by suggesting the far more deserving Shut Down The Whole Division.

Shut Down The Whole Division has a really strong claim, agreed.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Cormier has declared Vulcan Oozedemon the next contender for his title. I would like to counter by suggesting the far more deserving Shut Down The Whole Division.

hmm

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cormier should take the Lesnar fight that Jones was supposed to get, lose that too, then be renamed the winner when Brock fails his drugs test.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Jerusalem posted:

Cormier should take the Lesnar fight that Jones was supposed to get, lose that too, then be renamed the winner when Brock fails his drugs test.

or just make him fight Miocic in a unification match and pretend the 205 division never existed

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

I liked watching LHW for a long time. I can't say it was always the best or most consistent division, but all divisions go through seasons. It was fun watching Chuck knock people's blocks off and watching Jones do insane poo poo to people, especially early in his career. Shogun vs Machida etc. Some real fun stuff. It's in a lull but it'll be back I think

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The Light Heavyweight Division will return in....


...THE AVERAGES.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

?

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
the lhw division only seems godawful because everyone in it is actually very good so. so they make.each other seem bad.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Also because the absolute best guy in the division just keeps loving up in more and more ridiculous ways.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

It sucks because Jon really is probably the best fighter ever. I've never seen anything like him

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I am Otis posted:

It sucks because Jon really is probably the best fighter ever. I've never seen anything like him

He has all of the most ridiculous physical gifts that allow him to be an insanely good fighter.

He just keeps loving up so hard.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

If only he could stay away from drugs, steroids, driving, social media, dick pills and bad burn attempts

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Fat Twitter Man posted:

Cormier has declared Vulcan Oozedemon the next contender for his title. I would like to counter by suggesting the far more deserving Shut Down The Whole Division.

Makes sense. He's beaten everyone else who's relevant at 205 already, even though Gus vs Volkan would be ideal to determine a clear #1 contender, might as well give it to the dude who hasn't fought Cormier and then have Gus fight the winner of that match.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I am Otis posted:

It sucks because Jon really is probably the best fighter ever. I've never seen anything like him

Maybe because he cheats? With steroids? Maybe that's why

really makes u think

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

He'd be good if he didnt cheat...

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Jon Jones is basically what Cain was, except he realised all of his potential consistently and then authored his own destruction through stupidity

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
i think cormier is a better fighter than jones. despite his two losses to him

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

I am Otis posted:

He'd be good if he didnt cheat...

he would still be good

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
October thread is written up, someone give me a title so I can post it.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Mr. McGregor Goes to Washington

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Memento posted:

October thread is written up, someone give me a title so I can post it.

USADA encounters an arresting development.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Memento posted:

October thread is written up, someone give me a title so I can post it.

UFC October - Dios bendiga este deporte de maricones

CommonShore fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Sep 30, 2017

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
"If" Jon didn't cheat? Lol. So typical of this vipers nest.

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!


Memento posted:

October thread is written up, someone give me a title so I can post it.

UFC Oct - Spookier than a USADA Test

mewse
May 2, 2006

UFC Oct - The Pee Man Cometh

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

I liked the Werdum is a oval office idea

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
If I did it here's how it happened. By Jon B. Jones.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
JBJ's middle name is Dwight. So apt for the snowball king.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

jay z's sedan posted:

he would still be good

Ya that's what I meant. Steroids didn't make him, they helped him I guess but no matter what I think he would've been champ.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

I.N.R.I posted:

i think cormier is a better fighter than jones. despite his two losses to him

I think cormier is worse fighter than most of the guys hes beaten, except for like frank mir

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I am Otis posted:

Ya that's what I meant. Steroids didn't make him, they helped him I guess but no matter what I think he would've been champ.

I guess we'll never know.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
Jon JOnes lost to Stephan Bonnar

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

Bundt Cake posted:

Jon JOnes lost to Stephan Bonnar

Bonnar did better than machida and lyoto was one of my favorites

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I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003

...and the pitch! posted:

I guess we'll never know.

Cormier may have done steroids too...

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