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RatHat posted:You're underestimating how much geese don't give a gently caress. They try to scare away cars. Did you ever see the movie World War Z? Imagine that, but border collies.
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RatHat posted:You're underestimating how much geese don't give a gently caress. They try to scare away cars. Then the dog mauls them to death and the goose problem is still solved
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Who What Now posted:Then the dog mauls them to death and the goose problem is still solved But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies?
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spog posted:Jumping frogs. Albuquerque?
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The best thing is THERE IS NO EXPLANATION FOR THIS. The elf shows up, three more times in Gerber's run with the Defenders, same set up (more or less --I think he was dressed as a Native American Shaman once), BANG. And no explaining what was going on, And, when Kraft takes over the Defenders the Elf With a Gun shows up again to kill a kid and then gets run over by a truck. The end. EDIT: Found a write up of it. http://bronzeageofblogs.blogspot.com/2014/07/the-elf-with-gun.html 
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Zelder posted:But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies? Tennis balls and Beggin' Strips. Failing that, Michael Vick and a pallet of 5 Hour Energy.
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Zelder posted:But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies? It'd be the 2nd cutest infestation ever.
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After koalas right?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:It'd be the 2nd cutest infestation ever. https://youtu.be/odjTApQaoJc I do NOT get enough opportunity to post that video
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Oct 3, 2017 01:52
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What a day to leave the punt gun at home
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A good bit my toe at a picnic once when I was five, and now o have a genocidal hatred of them well that's my good story.Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I contract for border collies at my job. They do a great job. The thing about the geese is if you gently caress with them enough they'll just move. You have to have regular visits from the border collies but it's the only way I've found to reliably keep the geese away. What the gently caress is your job and how do I steal it
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Oct 3, 2017 02:23
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Zelder posted:But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies? What? This is the opposite of a problem!
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I lived in an apartment complex that had a big central area with a pond, a pool, and some grass. There was a goose that was always hanging around there, and it was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the whole world. It would constantly charge at people anywhere within the vicinity of that very large central area. I don't believe it was protecting a nest either, as I lived there about a year, and never saw any other geese. Geese loving suck. They are huge pricks.
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Base Camp Blanket posted:I lived in an apartment complex that had a big central area with a pond, a pool, and some grass. There was a goose that was always hanging around there, and it was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the whole world. It would constantly charge at people anywhere within the vicinity of that very large central area. I don't believe it was protecting a nest either, as I lived there about a year, and never saw any other geese. you have to eat the goose
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[quote="“Away all Goats”" post="“476964683”"] [/quote] [quote="“hard counter”" post="“476964891”"] a drat fine 4 panel lost.jpg [/quote] Not with a delivery in the bottom right it isn't.
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Rolo posted:Not with a delivery in the bottom right it isn't. 👌
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EmmyOk posted:After koalas right? No. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0&t=40s
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EmmyOk posted:After koalas right? Border collies don't tend to give you chlamydia. (Well, except if you're Morally Inept I suppose)
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[quote="“Rolo”" post="“477003504”"] Not with a delivery in the bottom right it isn’t. [/quote] poo poo
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Bad Wolf posted:Border collies don't tend to give you chlamydia. (Well, except if you're Morally Inept I suppose) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZYgg8c6KQU
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Part of Everything posted:Geese are basically mirrors of people. Meaning, they won’t act like an rear end in a top hat if you don’t. Also, I’ve worked at UW for 15 years and have never once heard of broken limbs caused by geese. I’ve also never been attacked by one because I don’t barrel through flocks of them like I own the place. Geese need to get get with the times. This is the anthropocene not the goose age. If they didn't want us trampling their babies they should've beat us to developing tools, agriculture, and fart jokes.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Geese need to get get with the times. This is the anthropocene not the goose age. If they didn't want us trampling their babies they should've beat us to developing tools, agriculture, and fart jokes. They could have skipped the first two for expediency's sake even. Bunch of layabouts.
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Base Camp Blanket posted:I lived in an apartment complex that had a big central area with a pond, a pool, and some grass. There was a goose that was always hanging around there, and it was the biggest rear end in a top hat in the whole world. It would constantly charge at people anywhere within the vicinity of that very large central area. I don't believe it was protecting a nest either, as I lived there about a year, and never saw any other geese. Counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nene_(bird) Nene are super chill and awesome. They'll walk right up to you, not to attack you, but just like to see what you're up to. They don't honk, they make this sort of muttering noise with a lot of variation that sounds like they're kinda just talking to themselves. They're way  http://www.jaymiheimbuch.com/blog/2014/11/25/a-nod-to-nene-how-hawaiis-native-goose
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Data Graham posted:Counterpoint: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nene_(bird) I was lucky enough to run into a couple of nene on big island just chilling in the middle of the road, got out to try and shoo them away like you would with american geese and those cool birds just looked up at me like "dude what are you even on about?" before eventually continuing on their way
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Hawaii must be heaven if even the geese are chill.
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Dreddout posted:A good bit my toe at a picnic once when I was five, and now o have a genocidal hatred of them well that's my good story. To be clear I'm in property management, and I contract with a guy that has the border collies. So not that interesting. But the dogs are cool. One will start chasing the geese into the water and another jumps in the water and chases the geese out and eventually the geese are like "gently caress this" and leave. We had tried many other things to get rid of them, none of which worked. Including letting the dept of fish and game round up and euthanize them all. More took their place in a matter of weeks. But the dogs work really well. I don't know if there are goose forums where the geese post and tell each other to stay away or what, but it's pretty amazing. Expensive, but effective.
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EmmyOk posted:After koalas right? You know it! 
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It's funny because giant biped mechs will never be a thing. There's a list, called "things a LOSAT will gently caress up" and giant biped mechs is right up there near the top.
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Ak Gara posted:It's funny because giant biped mechs will never be a thing. Why do you have to hurt my heart? 
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But you don't understand! They are the perfect missing link between infantry and artillery! #graninwasright
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Ak Gara posted:It's funny because giant biped mechs will never be a thing. Not to mention the loving ground pressure on those things. Making your giant battle robot less mobile than your regular rear end infantry does not seem like a winning move.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Why do you have to hurt my heart? From detection, to launch, to max range, in 4 seconds with speeds upto Mach 4.5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCmSs6hXWoU So of course they cancelled it. Your mech'll be safe from LOSAT's. 
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Zelder posted:But isn't that a bit short sighted? What happens when we're overrun with border collies? You pet them and tell them they're good dogs and they lick your face. Thats so far opposite of a problem it's crazy.
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