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Memento posted:trashweight.txt imo the history of lhw is more tragic and I should make an effort post about it one of these days
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Ad by Khad posted:Has there ever been a main event in the UFC where the favorite comes in and easily smashes rounds 1 and 2, loses a close round 3, loses an even closer round 4 after a shocking scramble at the bell, and then proceeds to win most of round 5 before losing the decision to the underdog in the final minute? I think I'd be more entertained watching someone get super hyped watching a video game competition.
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Oct 3, 2017 01:49
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Memento posted:trashweight.txt http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3529080
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Oct 3, 2017 02:01
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Fat Twitter Man posted:imo the history of lhw is more tragic and I should make an effort post about it one of these days hell yes you should, that would make a great thread. The Rise and Fall (and Fall and Fall) of Light Heavyweight. Thanks!
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Oct 3, 2017 02:04
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Derrick Lewis' main motivation to beat Fabricio Werdum is to get revenge because he couldn't eat junk food while training. Even moreso than before I'm now fully behind Lewis all the way 
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Oct 3, 2017 02:08
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Skip My Posts posted:Any fights where an obese Korean sits in a chair and slowly boringly beats a obese Korean with glasses? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbcPKaCSw7k
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Oct 3, 2017 02:27
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Skip My Posts posted:Any fights where an obese Korean sits in a chair and slowly boringly beats a obese Korean with glasses? witness the fitness of Aorigele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkIgdBML8wM
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Oct 3, 2017 02:31
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https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/915014810458316801
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Oct 3, 2017 02:53
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Guess Mighty Mouse knows what he needs to do to get paid now.
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Oct 3, 2017 03:25
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Mighty mouse isnt good enough to go pro & I dont think he even plays pubg. Guy is no Tyler1
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Oct 3, 2017 03:46
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Thank you for all the real, earnest answers to my question. I watched UFC for multiple years and never saw anything like what I asked for.
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Oct 3, 2017 04:14
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you never saw a guy make a comeback before lol?
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Oct 3, 2017 04:22
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that was a good thread
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Oct 3, 2017 04:36
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Fat Twitter Man posted:that was a good thread I don't know why but I imagined that link was to cortxbomb the powder mage making hype vids about how he loves black pussy
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Oct 3, 2017 04:41
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Fat Twitter Man posted:that was a good thread I like the bonus of it being 4 years later and still nobody's successfully defended the belt 3 times
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Oct 3, 2017 04:57
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Ad by Khad posted:Thank you for all the real, earnest answers to my question. I watched UFC for multiple years and never saw anything like what I asked for. Just hang out here for a few decades. If you put some time into this sport/hobby, you too can post weird dream sequences about GSP and aliens.
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Oct 3, 2017 04:57
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Chris James 2 posted:I like the bonus of it being 4 years later and still nobody's successfully defended the belt 3 times a new wrinkle in the trashweight landscape https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/10/2/16405534/manager-anthony-johnson-ufc-return-heavyweight-division-mma-news
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Oct 3, 2017 05:29
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Fat Twitter Man posted:that was a good thread I would say it could use updating, but the UFC title hasn't quite been as much of a wild ride since then. Three champions in the past 5 years is pretty sedate. Fat Twitter Man posted:a new wrinkle in the trashweight landscape If this is truly the best MMA timeline, Daniel Cormier moves back up to HW so he can keep choking Rumble unconscious in shorter and shorter fights April 2022 brings us UFC 270, where Daniel Cormier chokes out Anthony Johnson in 78 milliseconds, making it the shortest fight in combat sports history Memento fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:a new wrinkle in the trashweight landscape In the perfect timeline Johnson beats Stipe and Cormier moves up to become a 2 division champ.
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Oct 3, 2017 05:34
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How the gently caress did Rumble ever make welterweight, anyway? He made 170 lbs on eight out of ten fights in the UFC where they have actual scales - I had the impression that he only ever fought at welter in the c-leagues. He missed hilariously (12 lbs) on his middleweight debut, but how does a dude with that large a frame get down to 170 without flat-out dying?
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Memento posted:How the gently caress did Rumble ever make welterweight, anyway? He made 170 lbs on eight out of ten fights in the UFC where they have actual scales - I had the impression that he only ever fought at welter in the c-leagues. He missed hilariously (12 lbs) on his middleweight debut, but how does a dude with that large a frame get down to 170 without flat-out dying? He's a lot bulkier/fatter now than he was then. His face looked completely different at 170 because he'd have to starve himself down to zero body fat 
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Fat Twitter Man posted:He's a lot bulkier/fatter now than he was then. His face looked completely different at 170 because he'd have to starve himself down to zero body fat drat, he looks dreadful there. Even his skin looks bad.
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Oct 3, 2017 05:58
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Memento posted:Even his skin looks bad. wow. wtf buddy
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Oct 3, 2017 06:05
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Skip My Posts posted:wow. wtf buddy yeah it's way too white
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Oct 3, 2017 06:26
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Uh. I've watched this like ten times and I feel like that punch must have at least glanced him, but every time I see him hit nothing but air. Optical illusion?
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Oct 3, 2017 06:58
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Vengarr posted:I've watched this like ten times and I feel like that punch must have at least glanced him, but every time I see him hit nothing but air. Optical illusion? It kinda bounces off his forehead
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Oct 3, 2017 07:07
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yeah it landed its just hard to see
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Oct 3, 2017 07:12
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I prefer to believe Travis Browne just had one of his spasms but instead of winning via crazy kick he just fell down
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Oct 3, 2017 07:23
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'a fit of the browns'
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Oct 3, 2017 07:40
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Marching Powder posted:'a fit of the browns' That has always sounded so very gross - in a distinctly British way.
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Oct 3, 2017 08:05
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we should have a live action re-enactment
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Oct 3, 2017 08:05
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Fat Twitter Man posted:a new wrinkle in the trashweight landscape he went in to doing a marijuana businessman though, no?
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Oct 3, 2017 09:03
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isnt it just because they hit so hard? its not like flyweight where youre not always at risk of being knocked out, in heavyweight you can get finished with 1 strike from just about any fighter in any position
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Oct 3, 2017 14:12
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Work Friend Keven posted:Mighty mouse isnt good enough to go pro & I dont think he even plays pubg. Guy is no Tyler1 Mighty Mouse actually does play PUBG and while doing so refers to his advantageous "mighty vision". The joke is that I am not making this up.
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Oct 3, 2017 14:29
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Travis Brown sucks. Feed him to the wolves one last time and send him off to Bellator to fight the Shawn jordans of the world.
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Oct 3, 2017 15:56
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Insanely good fight if you have never seen it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mythig0H0H0
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threeagainstfour posted:Insanely good fight if you have never seen it Wow, Tony was really open to body shots in that one. They really slowed them down near the end (though Barboza slowed down way more, so it was hard to tell). And he got blasted a few times upstairs as well. I think Barboza's gameplan was for Tony was the right way to go for that fight. I haven't seen Tony's last couple of fights, but I hope he's somewhat filled those holes. Kragger99 fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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Oct 3, 2017 18:39
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barboza is a killer
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I feel like if it's standing for any real amount of time, Lee is going to get sparked out. I say that because of this instance where Lee got TKO'd by a guy known for his BJJ prowess in one of his 2 knockout wins over the span of his whole career. https://youtu.be/H86fav_AakA
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