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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat


Michelangelo's finest work.

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



#MakeRomanFatAgain

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
He's Samoan give him a few years and nature will take it's course.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Fat Roman is only a matter of time

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Fat Roman tried to take amphetamines "diet pills" right? so between that and the vest, its clear there's more chunk than we know.


SHOW ME THE CHUNK! I want the big fat dog, rolling around in his yard, needing an extension on his title belt so it fits around him! I will NEVER cheer roman reigns until he is fat as poo poo and proud of it!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Fat Roman is only a matter of time

I wouldn't go as far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem. What's the motherfucker supposed to do? He's Samoan.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Soon

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he should go back to being lea'kee

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


ok now face swap them

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.

Forceholy posted:

I wouldn't go as far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem. What's the motherfucker supposed to do? He's Samoan.

Pro reference.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Forceholy posted:

I wouldn't go as far as to call the brother fat, but he does have a weight problem. What's the motherfucker supposed to do? He's Samoan.

Fuckin rename Roman "Tony Rocky Horror"

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

ok now face swap them

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

I assume Rosey's role on the sailing crew is that of the boat.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

C. Everett Koop posted:

I assume Rosey's role on the sailing crew is that of the boat.

The anchor.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

When roman gets that big everyone will holler his name proudly. They'll crack open a warm soda pop, and profess love for their silly obese dog

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Someone photoshop all the belts strung together across Fat Roman's prodigious waist

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

For their puppey, the crowd will chant, "good boy, good boy, take him for a walk"

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Vince McMahon is going to try to have Roman's Coronation every year, and every single year it will fail until he gets big and bloated and fat. Roman Reigns will someday become Yokozuna-fat and only then will he truly become the new face of the company.


OMG I just imagined how good it's gonna be when The Really Fat Dog faces off against The Monster Among Men. BBBRRRAAAAAUUUUNNNN throwing around an enormous Roman Reigns! Roman not fitting in the ambulance!

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

dromal phrenia posted:

Vince McMahon is going to try to have Roman's Coronation every year, and every single year it will fail until he gets big and bloated and fat. Roman Reigns will someday become Yokozuna-fat and only then will he truly become the new face of the company.


OMG I just imagined how good it's gonna be when The Really Fat Dog faces off against The Monster Among Men. BBBRRRAAAAAUUUUNNNN throwing around an enormous Roman Reigns! Roman not fitting in the ambulance!

Double wide, double deep casket match! You know they have that thing in storage somewhere.
:smith:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

C. Everett Koop posted:

I assume Rosey's role on the sailing crew is that of the boat.

he's dead.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

the dead can float i see no problems with his role here

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
We all float in this yard.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Push El Burrito posted:

We all float in this yard.

:drat:

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

It belongs in a museum?

tcjimbo
May 15, 2008

This is Jimbo!
Hey-hey, man!
We got this!

You forgot to link where I can buy that.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

oldskool posted:

Double wide, double deep casket match! You know they have that thing in storage somewhere.
:smith:

Roman gets carted down to the ring on an armored forklift and unceremoniously dumped over the top rope like a fat bag of rice

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!

I read this to the tune of RVD's TNA theme.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

AAAHHH

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

i'm the dicks

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Sionistic posted:

I read this to the tune of RVD's TNA theme.

holy poo poo that is perfect

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


The Obese Dog

edit: this is my lard

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Faustian Bargain posted:

The Obese Dog

edit: this is my lard

Believe. Fat.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Twinkie Czar
Dec 31, 2004
I went for super stud.
I'm sure Shoney's needs to do something to modernize and reinvigorate but 22 tvs just doesn't sound like good math.

Try the hot fudge cake.

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Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

I might go to such a place.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



The Twinkie Czar posted:

I'm sure Shoney's needs to do something to modernize and reinvigorate but 22 tvs just doesn't sound like good math.

Try the hot fudge cake.



Hee-hee "Meet you favorite wrestling superstars"

I like how Buff has to have an identifier

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'm actually kind of impressed a local shoneys put in that amount of effort, what prompted that

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