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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Jerry Cotton posted:

In that case why not just bake them a boston cake with grape jelly instead of plum jam, and some peanut butter thrown in.



AlbieQuirky posted:

Am in Boston. Was born in Boston. Family has been in Boston area for 297 years. This is not a cake we have here. Cake is misnamed.

Grey Fox posted:

Seconding the confusion.

why the gently caress is it called a Boston cake?

bunnyofdoom posted:

Cause it looks like an rear end in a top hat

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

I can accept this.

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Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe

Your Taint posted:

Covok, man, if you need someone to get all e/n on, PM me and I'll give you my skype info.

All I can promise you is that I will be a good listener and you can unload on me if you want.


r.y.f.s.o. posted:

Today, I saw someone offer to let a random dude to unload on your taint. I also read SA for a bit.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


that guy's pretty brave for volunteering to talk to covok

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Knee posted:

Haircuts.. sort of.



Hyperpower! posted:

I'm pretty sure I've found like 90% of these people guilty in various phoenix wright games.

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

hard counter posted:

a drat fine 4 panel lost.jpg

Rolo posted:

Not with a delivery in the bottom right it isn't.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Yeah, came here to post that. Solid.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Just when I think I'll never laugh at that joke again some random goon hits another home run with it.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Orkin Mang posted:

i was pretty into board games at the time,and she comes to my place and tells me that her 15 yr old cousin just died from cancer and shes telling me how she feels and what it was like to see her dead after a day and how she was turning a gnarly green color and i interrupted her with 'enough of this babble,lets play some scrabble'. she had battered wife syndrome at the time so she didnt call me out on it,so this is probably off topic

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Mr. Mambold posted:

Why is George even getting up in his grill about this?

subterfudge posted:

He wants to knock out the fat.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Zipperelli. posted:

Multiple shooters??? :allears:



[quote="“Clitch”" post="“477025625”"]
One misfire.
[/quote]

[quote="“shifty-eyed Algonquin”" post="“477026563”"]
loss vegas
[/quote]

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Good

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010


I highly encourage everyone to find the website for their local law enforcement agency and see if they have daily lists/mugshots for arrests, because it's always absolutely full of people like this.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

I'm pretty sure if you brought the two half-beard guys (No.3 and No.15) in direct contact you'd either witness pair-annihilation or fusion into a full-bearded super-criminal.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Toys For Twats posted:

Alternatively, all this asexual, demiromantic poo poo is nonsense.

Breetai posted:

I think I've best seen it described as passive aggressively slutshaming from the Left.

Picnic Princess posted:

Once we stop giving a such a massive poo poo about gender, frequency of sexual encounters, or the motives behind entering a sexual/romantic relationship, that crap will go away, but I don't see it happening any time soon.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Why would we stop giving a poo poo.

It's beyond dumb to think it's even possible.

Picnic Princess posted:

That's what I'm saying. Coming out will always be terrifying. People having sex more than you are comfortable with will always be gross. Women having more than a few partners will always be disgusting. Hooking up will always be for terrible people.

Toys For Twats posted:

The hardest day of my life was when I had to come out as demiromantic.

Trig Discipline posted:

hardest day of my life was when i had to come out as fat and stupid

Trig Discipline posted:

my family was super cool about it though, they were like "oh hey, we've known since you were a kid, we were just waiting for you to realize it"

The Lemondrop Dandy
Jun 7, 2007

If my memory serves me correctly...


Wedge Regret

Trig discipline is a forums treasure.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

extra stout posted:

enduring pain gives us wisdom. it's also highly concentrated in the heartwood of the teeth named after wisdom, wisdom teeth. what i'm saying is that you're incapable of writing aphorisms and if you tried to scribble down an epigram i could tell you lack the proper teeth

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Your Taint posted:

He won't visit the room bc I'm pretty sure it's still an active crime scene, but the second thing is a near certainty.

[quote="“Owlofcreamcheese”" post="“477050071”"]
trump has been in plenty of rooms that are active crime scenes
[/quote]

[quote="“Owlofcreamcheese”" post="“477050076”"]
like for example his daughter’s bedroom
[/quote]

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





LargeHadron posted:

How does he get off?

Comptroll The Forums posted:

He just sort of tugs on it like everybody else. Not sure why you think he'd be different :confused:

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Goddammit that's good

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Willie Tomg posted:

what did lena dunham even do before HBO gave her a shitload of money for some reason

C. Everett Koop posted:

her sister, mostly

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

skylined! posted:

trumps actions do not suggest he is self-aware enough to 'realize he is screwed'

i doubt he realizes when his bladder is full

The Sean posted:

I heard that he hired some consultants from overseas to become more familiar with the process.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Verisimilidude posted:

Date was good. She's cool and cute, and we get along well. Seeing her again and she sent me a picture of her foster kittens when she got home.

rio posted:

Is that what we are calling it now?

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

jaegerx posted:

I've been to Canada. I can confirm there is a lot of eating rear end in Canada.

Proteus Jones posted:

No, that's just poutine. Easy to confuse the two.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




we get boat we get go posted:

In my life I've described a lot of things as "a love note" to something, but jesus gently caress watching the Orville is like watching Seth MacFarlane take Star Trek out to a mountain resort, lay it down by the fire and gently gently caress it for hours before making it breakfast in the morning.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

I.N.R.I posted:

hi, my name is vasily, im from chechnya, im gay and theyre putting us in concentration camps and telling our families that they have to come to execute us via gunshot or the state will torture all of us and kill us in an even more brutal manner, and im super excited for the legend of zelda: breath of the wild dlc due out early 2018

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I have a soft spot for self burns

mojo1701a posted:

The two directing notes he's most famous for are "same thing, but better" and "faster, more intense," if I recall.

DandyLion posted:

He sounds like all the girlfriends that dumped me.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

vermin posted:

I'm gonna pretend that having emotions in Vulcan society is like sprouting a surprise boner that everyone can see

Delsaber posted:

Every now and then Vulcan school kids get the TV cart rolled into their classrooms and have to watch videos about nocturnal emotions.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

He was right though.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




And he got ArfJason to make a really good joke. That's a victory all around

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Kelp Me! was totally right but that is still a loving brutal own

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Do I even wanna know what qcs is? I don't wanna know nevermind.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Field Mousepad posted:

Do I even wanna know what qcs is? I don't wanna know nevermind.

Questions, Comments & Suggestions, a subforum here on Something Awful that seems to just be a themed GBS-lite these days.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

SpacePig posted:

a themed GBS-lite

A horrible thought occurred to me, what about PYF? :cthulhu:

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

SpacePig posted:

Questions, Comments & Suggestions, a subforum here on Something Awful that seems to just be a themed GBS-lite these days.

So it's a total shitshow? Good to know.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Pastry of the Year posted:

Welcome to PYF. It's extremely good and chill here.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

lol if you read QCS

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Field Mousepad posted:

So it's a total shitshow? Good to know.

drat thats a hot take son

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
So simple observations are hot takes now? Huh. Good to know.

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