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Skwirl posted:Would you take them at the cost of your phone blowing up with random bullshit for hours? If I was a specific kind of pervert it'd be fun to know all of my co workers shoe sizes, but I'm not that kind of pervert. I have 50 new text messages because of his dumb poo poo. I might have to change my cellphone number.
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pretty much within the first year I entered the workforce, I learned never to mix my personal life with business life, and got a burner phone number to give my (then) employer. times change, but I still have a google voice and skype number I give out to anyone who "wants my cell" highly recommend you go this route. gently caress that noise, 50 text messages? ffs. reply all with the name of your least favorite coworker and "UNSUBSCRIBE"
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Lol, place I used to work is still advertising my old position 2 years later. Except now they are saying they are a Michelin star restaurant(they aren't).
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The place I left had to completely eliminate an entire tasting menu because they can't keep up anymore. I wonder if it ever crossed their minds that if they keep treating employees like poo poo that anyone competent would leave and they won't have anyone left who can get poo poo done. E: oh yeah, I left that five diamond resort job and am going back to school for engineering. Now I'm part time at a chill little restaurant that gets rave reviews despite dubious food quality and a building made in the 30s out of what I'm guessing is wood and cardboard. Disargeria fucked around with this message at 14:52 on Oct 5, 2017 |
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Disargeria posted:The place I left had to completely eliminate an entire tasting menu because they can't keep up anymore. I wonder if it ever crossed their minds that if they keep treating employees like poo poo that anyone competent would leave and they won't have anyone left who can get poo poo done. How often do said reviews say the word "quaint"?
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Afaik old job still hasn't replaced me, kitchen manager, or WillieTomg. So I can only imagine it's on fire all day erryday.
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iospace posted:How often do said reviews say the word "quaint"? All of them. It's even in our Zagat summary.
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So my boss asked one of the servers to type up some names/descriptions for our new specials. She handed this to me and asked me what I thought about it. All I could manage to say was "It's fine and I hate it so much." Something about bacon and cheddar infused meatloaf broke my brain and I couldn't look at it without laughing hysterically. Like I was laughing so hard it just came out as a barely audible wheeze. Republicans fucked around with this message at 08:31 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Oct 6, 2017 08:26
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if i saw that in a menu i would promptly leave the restaurant
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Oct 6, 2017 08:46
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Half of our menu is golf puns.
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the lack of prices says upscale but the lovely puns says explicitly family-friendly applebees knock-off
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mandatory lesbian posted:the lack of prices says upscale but the lovely puns says explicitly family-friendly applebees knock-off It's golf puns, so I imagine it's at a golf course, so expensive Applebee's seems like an appropriate description.
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A menu that actually lists how the dishes are prepared and includes adjectives. Makes me all nostalgic. Over here 90% of menus just lists a few ingredients in an austere manner since a good seven or eight years back. Cod, nastrium, wood sorrel Capercallie, rutabaga, spruce bark, Colostrum, cloudberries
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Republicans posted:So my boss asked one of the servers to type up some names/descriptions for our new specials. She handed this to me and asked me what I thought about it. Would on all of them, FWIW. Not at once, mind you.
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I'd put those in one hole.
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Republicans posted:So my boss asked one of the servers to type up some names/descriptions for our new specials. She handed this to me and asked me what I thought about it. Is this some Guy Fieri franchise?
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Republicans posted:So my boss asked one of the servers to type up some names/descriptions for our new specials. She handed this to me and asked me what I thought about it. So what's it like working in the Sam Snead's at the airport?
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:if i saw that in a menu i would promptly leave the restaurant If I saw that on a menu I'd laugh my loving rear end off then order the bacon cheddar meatloaf. In other news, did you guys know how easy it is to get prescription narcotics? Followed up with my doc after all these concussions, cognitive testing showed that I've probably had ADD my whole life and just managed to skate by on just being "very smart" according to the Neuropsychologist. So I get 10mg Adderall XR and I go back in 2 weeks to see if I want to up it to 20. Have all the stimulants you want, but opiates are like trying to break into fort Knox. I had to get a DNA test to show that I carry a gene that makes me extremely tolerant to opiates(apparently it's common in people with blue eyes). Before that only my Primary doc would believe codiene does nothing for me. In other other news, I open a 1k room convention hotel with 5 outlets, room service, and banquet Nov 2nd. Pretty pumped.
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There's a lot of unnecessary capitalization in that menu.
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Discendo Vox posted:There's a lot of unnecessary capitalization in that menu. Pitch & "Putt"Roast reminds me of how Trump tweets. They all taste good, though, so I did my job.
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:If I saw that on a menu I'd laugh my loving rear end off then order the bacon cheddar meatloaf. There's a reason doctors might be a little more cautious about prescribing high strength opiates than other narcotics. Yes people can and do abuse Adderall nowhere near as much.
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AFAIK, Adderall is not a narcotic. Narcotic is synonymous with opiate, whereas Adderal is basically speed. That said, yes, it way too easy to get and way overprescribed.
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Shooting Blanks posted:AFAIK, Adderall is not a narcotic. Narcotic is synonymous with opiate, whereas Adderal is basically speed. I see what you're saying. However, I've been extremely productive since I started taking it, so I'm gonna stick with my legal speed that I may not necessarily need, but definitely will give me an edge in my career.
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Be sure to post about when your heart explodes a year from now.
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I actually take my meds as prescribed, no abuse from me!
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Uh-huh. That's how it starts.
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Field Mousepad posted:Be sure to post about when your heart explodes a year from now. i've taken amphetamines daily for like, 20 years since i was a kid, this isn't gonna happen well amphetamines or an adderall analogue
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"hint of cilantro" just makes me think of skwisgar's swollen hands
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Chef De Cuisinart posted:In other news, did you guys know how easy it is to get prescription narcotics? Followed up with my doc after all these concussions, cognitive testing showed that I've probably had ADD my whole life and just managed to skate by on just being "very smart" according to the Neuropsychologist. So I get 10mg Adderall XR and I go back in 2 weeks to see if I want to up it to 20. This confused the gently caress out of me until I realised you meant "stimulant" by "narcotic", given what you more or less said was "narcotics are really easy to get, but narcotics are incredibly hard to get!"
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Hyperlynx posted:This confused the gently caress out of me until I realised you meant "stimulant" by "narcotic", given what you more or less said was "narcotics are really easy to get, but narcotics are incredibly hard to get!" Well, I do also have an endless supply of "take as needed" benzos. So those are easy to get, apparently.
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Today I salute Canada as I get paid time and a half to serve for six hours.  Thank you Canadian thanksgiving.
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Mezzanon posted:Today I salute Canada as I get paid time and a half to serve for six hours. I turned down over-time stat pay today to hang with family and friends and start drinking *checks watch* 2 hours ago
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JawKnee posted:I turned down over-time stat pay today to hang with family and friends and start drinking *checks watch* 2 hours ago My family does dinner on thanksgiving Sunday anyways, so I’ll take the 22.50/hr plus tips. Side note: does it seem like only the chudliest of chuds go out to eat at restaurants on thanksgiving Monday?
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Mezzanon posted:Side note: does it seem like only the chudliest of chuds go out to eat at restaurants on thanksgiving Monday? I once ate at a Golden Corral in the Southern U.S. on Thanksgiving Thursday. (Away at college, no car, and a friend's grandma was paying for it) I can't think of a worse thing I've ever been a part of.
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Loutre posted:I once ate at a Golden Corral in the Southern U.S. on Thanksgiving Thursday. (Away at college, no car, and a friend's grandma was paying for it) Once in college I ate lunch alone at a Perkins on Valentines day. It was not a proud moment.
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mothers day brunch always struck me as a 'look at all the dudes that can't cook for their moms'
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I worked US Thanksgiving 2pm-10pm. We had a massive togo order, the cook halfassed it, and the customers complained. They were supposed to get a free meal, but it took them months to cash it in.
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Mezzanon posted:Today I salute Canada as I get paid time and a half to serve for six hours. I can't wait for double time (triple spending a vacation day) for Freedom Thanksgiving. Thanks hospitals paying well.
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holy gently caress I was laughing at the subtle lack of grammar/spacing between the pitch & "putt"roast (oddly consistent, I thought) for about 5 minutes until I realized it was just a play on "pot roast" (mind the gap) and that the horrible spacing was intentional  like gurl just put a space after the ", and we're all good! Nevermind that the content of your menu is garbage, I appreciate your menu concepteffort! Really! You're a team player! mindphlux fucked around with this message at 09:42 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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Manuel Calavera posted:I can't wait for double time (triple spending a vacation day) for Freedom Thanksgiving. Thanks hospitals paying well. My girlfriend picked up a four hour shift in the emergency room today for double time and a half. drat son.
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