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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Well that's it, 2017 has officially out-2016'd 2016

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Goddamn nouveau rich.

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Canada prison escapees caught by police in escape room

quote:

The women fled an Edmonton, Alberta, prison on Monday, but were arrested the next day at a so-called escape room.

Police traced them to the facility, where people pay to solve puzzles that will unlock the doors of mock dungeons.

Despite their practical experience, the fugitives were unable to pull off another escape.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Nooooo I was going to post this!

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


It's OK- Look at the bottom left-

This is only Pervert Santa Claus, that guy was a total dick and deserved to die.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

MausoleumExtremist posted:

It's OK- Look at the bottom left-

This is only Pervert Santa Claus, that guy was a total dick and deserved to die.

i just googled "ernest borgnine masturbate gif" and no poo poo, a gif from doom house in the first 10 results

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

china bot posted:

i just googled "ernest borgnine masturbate gif" and no poo poo, a gif from doom house in the first 10 results

Don't doxx me bro

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

It's called an architectural style, you McMansion-dwelling nincompoops!

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


This is pretty solid journalism for your average college paper, to be fair

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

MausoleumExtremist posted:

This is only Pervert Santa Claus, that guy was a total dick and deserved to die.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Gwinnett County teacher under fire for Nazi student assignment



This sounds like a good subject for a GBS Photoshop thread, though.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think that we can all agree that the best mascot for this assignment is a lone Dickbutt dead in an autoerotic asphyxiation mishap.

cnut
May 3, 2016

hosed up if true:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


These stories are usually just bullshit, not ketchup.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I think only the goatse man himself (RIP) could pull that one off.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Yeah, the Sport is funny but it's all made up. They once ran a headline proclaiming that a World War II bomber had been glimpsed on the surface of the moon. They got a letter from an astronomer who said he'd taken a look at the moon and didn't see any plane. The next week, their headline was "WWII BOMBER ON MOON VANISHES!"

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's garbage compared to the Weekly World News. :colbert:

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Randaconda posted:

It's garbage compared to the Weekly World News. :colbert:

RIP Batboy

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Batboy lives. :colbert:

He's just chilling with Elvis and 2Pac

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

cnut posted:

hosed up if true:



I'm starting to warm up to sponsored content in the media

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

Batboy lives. :colbert:

He's just chilling with Elvis and 2Pac

Dude, he's our loving governor.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Bloop posted:

Dude, he's our loving governor.

It all makes sense! WWN was based in Florida!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Weekly World News is still publishing new material online.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ultrafilter posted:

The Weekly World News is still publishing new material online.

It's not the same, though. They pulled back a bit after 9/11.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

It's not the same, though. They pulled back a bit after 9/11.

They used to lean more into celebrity gossip, and actual weird news from around the world, until there came this point that everyone was like "yeah, WWN is fake," and then they were like you're damned right we are and out came the adventures of Bat Boy and etc.

And yeah, 9/11 broke their brains as it did so many other media outlets.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I miss Ed Anger and Dear Dottie. :sigh:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

AlbieQuirky posted:

I miss Ed Anger and Dear Dottie. :sigh:

Dottie was suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch a bitch

It was great

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh man, I remembered Ed Anger, but totally forgot about Dottie.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

Oh man, I remembered Ed Anger, but totally forgot about Dottie.

also Serena Sabak, the world's sexiest psychic

they had some intrigue for a while in which she was in a car accident or something and her twin sister took over the column? Anyway, there's tons of WWN on Google Books for 100% free so get in there, chief

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami



"http://www.mlive.com/weather/index.ssf/2017/10/new_type_of_northern_lights_di.html posted:

You might wonder what Steve means. At first it didn't mean anything. It was just a name. Steve comes from the animated movie Over The Hedge. In the movie, the main characters were watching bushes rustle. Out came an animal that they didn't know. So they named it Steve.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

also Serena Sabak, the world's sexiest psychic

they had some intrigue for a while in which she was in a car accident or something and her twin sister took over the column? Anyway, there's tons of WWN on Google Books for 100% free so get in there, chief

Holy poo poo. :staredog: muh nostalgia

I guess it proves how eye-catching the covers were, since I still remember tons of them, even from issues I didn't buy.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


cnut posted:

hosed up if true:



"I BURNT MY BELL END ON GREGGS PASTY - NOW IM SUING THEM" seems to come to mind here.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Semi cross-post from Schadenfreude thread.



https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/10/vegans-life-upended-after-facebook-rant-about-carnists-killed-in-vegas/

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



The MSJ posted:

Gwinnett County teacher under fire for Nazi student assignment



This sounds like a good subject for a GBS Photoshop thread, though.

"Prepare for trouble!"

"And make it doppel!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


He looks like the sort of man would do this on a bad comedy movie.

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