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Nyaa posted:"Did i say something wrong?" He turn his head 720 to ponder. The neck twist with cracking noises like the bone inside is being shattered. "Just getting to the point, my good . . . God? Anyways, before I can make any sort of commitment or meaningful choices, I need help getting rid of all my bad traits and conditions. Is this something you can help me with?"
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CourValant posted:"Just getting to the point, my good . . . God? I corrects him out of habit. "It's called negotiation." "Hmm... So I am wrong?" He asked.
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Nyaa posted:"Ah, i see!" The guy's younger looking head exclaimed. "You are begging!" Y'know what, gently caress it, sure, it's begging.
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Nyaa posted:"Hmm... So I am wrong?" He asked. "I'm not really interested in right and wrong. What I am interested in is getting rid of these negative traits, like 'begging' and 'bad luck'. What can you offer me in that regard?"
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dont be mean to me posted:Y'know what, gently caress it, sure, it's begging. CourValant posted:"I'm not really interested in right and wrong. What I am interested in is getting rid of these negative traits, like 'begging' and 'bad luck'.
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Nyaa posted:"Your Base Trait - Bad Luck, can't be change or removed. It is part of your soul that inherited with you across all world." The man explained while doing some... adjustments to its body. He grab some of his meat like dough and patches around to other area to change his physical appearance. "as for your other traits..." he grab his heart out of the chest, stretched it bigger and make it heart shaped before shoving it back in. "They can only be evolved by combining with other competible traits into something better." "Well that's rather unhelpful and disappointing. Can you at least remove all diseases and negative conditions from me? Also, what do you want? Why the kindness?"
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CourValant posted:"Well that's rather unhelpful and disappointing. quote:Also, what do you want? Why the kindness?"
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Nyaa posted:"A-are you giving them to me?" He asked with interests. "Do you want them? Is it beneficial to you?"
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CourValant posted:"Do you want them? Is it beneficial to you?"
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Nyaa posted:"No. But the gesture of gifting establish a good relation with both parties. Like how the cultist gave you to me." "In that case, I gift onto you three honest answers. What is it that you will have of me?"
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CourValant posted:"In that case, I gift onto you three honest answers. What is it that you will have of me?" 1) If it's called Formula One World, why is the acronym FIA? 2) How do you perform the most friendly gesture? 3) How would you like to spent your life as a cultist offering? Dissection to basic form? Perfection to match my image? Frozen for later? Merge with my research object? Food?
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Nyaa posted:He ponders your offers for a moment then asks: 1) "Because even Demon Gods are pretentious and like to speak French? My only explaining is that FIA stands for Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile." 2) "I would offer you the bond of salt, if I had any food or drink." 3) "I can't honestly answer this question unless I knew what each of those options entail, sorry."
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CourValant posted:1) "Because even Demon Gods are pretentious and like to speak French? My only explaining is that FIA stands for Fédération Internationale de l'Automobile." quote:2) "I would offer you the bond of salt, if I had any food or drink." quote:3) "I can't honestly answer this question unless I knew what each of those options entail, sorry." Dissection to basic form: Break down complex form into simpler form of organism. Subject would lose intelligent to live on as simple organism. Perfection to match my image: Recreate subject into form that resemble that of god. As the human god take the form of bipedal creature, so do human who mold after them. Frozen for later: When one can't decided what to do with something and store it until something comes up. Merge with my research object: Offer the soul as a sacrifice to Charysler's experiment. Food: To be consumed via the standard method of consumer. In this case, the subject will be ṣ̭̱̩̙͡u͎̯͈c҉͇͎k̜̪̫͎e̞̫̥d̳̠̺̺̮ ̖̻t̥̬͉̭͉͍h̭͉̲̼̞͚r͏͎̜̱o͚͙ư̰͚̪̰̱̝ͅg͈̟͔h̵̤͉͎͓̹ͅ ̮̳͉̪̮͕̻̀t̢͉̮̗͎̰h̙̩̟͕̼̼̜e̝̯̼͕̬ ̗̦̖̪m͓͖̩̫͓̹͢a̫̼̹̻̱í̙̲͍n ̥̯̹͍̼͈̕ͅp̭̯̣̜ͅr̢̳͔̭̠͈o͕̖͔͙̺ͅc̷̮̱͔͙̗̟͇e͔̘̼͘ͅs̀ṣ͙̭̖̠̮i̢͓̜̩̰͉̦͍ò͕̥̟͈̘n͏̹ t̨̻e͓͓͞n͈̻̬ḏ͓̹r̤̰̮̳͙ͅil̙̞̙̠͚̼͚͞ ̼̤̘a͚̮͙͖̯͈͠n̻d̺̳ ̛͔̖͇c̗͚̱̱͇͙l̸͉é̩̘a̷̳̪͔̼n̫̬͎̪̤ṣ̢̞e̬̮̝d͓̫̰͔̕ ̵̹̠̻̩o̮̱̬̺̣f̻͔̞͎͟ͅ ͔̱ͅal̢̬͔̳̳̬l̙̝͇͎̺̻ ͉̜͎͕̭͜e̘̰͙͔̥̪̫x͏͉̟̞t̵͓͖͎̖̘̗e҉̖̙͓̜̺̱r̠̦̩̠̜i̳̹o̵̫̹̝̹̼r̮͇̯͇͇̘͜ ͘ó̠̲̘̼͕b̖͕̺͙͟ͅj̧e̝̯c̷̻̖͇̟̥̙͇t,̹̥̤̫̭ ͈͍̖ͅt͙̭̳h̭̗e̟̪͕n̦̙̼͕̪̯̦ ͉̙̳̣̖̗̗t̥̩͙̻̺h̛̠͙͈̪̭̬ͅe͔ ̜̙̬́b̴͓o̜̲d̯y̛̞̰̪͔̯͕ ͙̬͎̯̞͙͕͠ẁ͈̜̹̥̟͈i̖͇̳̩̖͍l̝̱̯͘l͢ ̧͉̙͔̲̩̫b̴e̻̣̩͍̻̘͎ ̘s̵̯̙̘͇l̵̘̼͓o̬̼͉͜w̷͔l̗̭y̙͠ͅ ̞̤sliḍ͙̗͈̘e͍͇̣͍̜̕ ͉̭̬͈d̴̤̳̪̫̗͖̲o̳͕͔̙w̨͇ń̗͉̣̻ i̧̩͇n̶̫͉̟t̺̜ǫ̣̝̗̱͎̼ ̟̲̯t̠̤̲͕̘̠̀h̪̻ͅe͎̮̣̮̣̠ ̸i̻̞n̩͝ṭ̟̗̜̞ͅḛ̡̭͕r̨̲̲̘͓i͔̣̗͘o̜͢r͘ ̛͓̤͉̣͓ṛ̘̯͇̬͘ȩg̭̣̰i͓̥̤̦̹͠o̪̘̼͟n̢͇͇͕̙̬͎ ̞̯̕o̧̤̗͙̯̖̭f̳̤͔̻̱ͅ ͏̜̯̪̲̱͖t̵͓͔̭̜ẖ̬̞̰ẹ̻̟͡ ҉̦̘̰̟̹̩̞c̼͔̟͚͓̞͝ȩ̘n̟͇̥̝͖t̢r̲a͉͈̫͉͎l̯̤ ̪͍͖l̺̯̯͙o͡b̯͔̹̹͜e̢̩̟̰̭̺̫̦ ̢̻̞͎̭̩̺̭f̮̞̳͕̺̗o҉r̹͞ ͘m͉̥͡el̡̺͔̣̜t̴̫̯͉̥͖i̵̗n̟̻͕͉͚̣g̙̜̗͟ ̻̺̯̹͇̩͝a̱̥̙ͅṋ̝́d̞̻̞̮̱͘ ͈͈d̘͟i̵̱̺̱͎s҉͉̺̟͎̬͖̥s͓̜̙̪̥͔e̩͉c͕̟͔̭͎t̥̜i̪̱͙̰͍o͏͕̖͇̠̗̣n̛̳̖͙̞͖̣ ͈̫͕̜̰v͕͘i̜̗̼̺̤̕a̛͔̟ ͖̙̜̙̥̣̻i̢̦n̖͈̟̼t̖̙̲̩͈é̙͙r̭͎͝ṇ̣a̳̞͇̙͝ͅl̪̲̱ ̣̮a͏͚c̗͉͈͎̮͖͈i̲̯̪̖̼̞̥d͇̦̘͈̬̘́ ̰̟͙͚̮͢p͔͔̠͖̻ͅͅl̢̘͔̝ͅú̮̟̥s̳̘ ̱̪̜̬͖ị̟̲̘n̶̫̥̥̻̟ṯ̥͟e̠r͖̖̘͇̟̻n͎͘a̮̺̳̩l̥̝ ͔t̸e̺͕͠n͓̘͡ḏ̷͓r̨͙̯̩i͍̳̩͎̩l̩̲͖͉͇̣̼ ͈̰͚̠̺̼͈͡n͕é̬̝̠̩̱ͅe̴̩͙̗dle͈͟.̝̺͇͚͈̘̩ ̰F̟̥͙̪͙͔i̶̮n̩̟͓͇ͅal҉̰͎͉͍l̹̱̻͔̬͜ý̤͓̝͕̖̤̣,҉̼̜͖̺̘̫̮ ̟̠̝̹̱̟͕͘th̝̫̣̩̘̮e̘͝ ͞c̟̞̠̣̭͉̰o͍m̴̯̯̗p͕̣̟̤̣̕l̞̻̻e̪t҉̝̻̲̬e͉͉͈̳̤͔d ̶̖̟p̮͈͈̜r̜o̗̞̣̳̱c͇̬e͍͖̮̥̱̦ͅs͍̻͎͜s̴͔e̞d̛̼͈̰̰ ͕̻̪̗̖͝f̬͈̲̣̫o̭͖͓o҉͈̹d͏̝̫͖̠̼̲̠ ̹̘͝w̢̲̮̘̰͙̻̲i̷̘̜̜̥̣͙ͅl̛̯̰̟̻l̦ ̮͓̭̥ͅb͇̮̪̰̪͍ͅe̡͎̣̗̥ ̦͍̦͈s̪͇̯̦̱̻ͅl̝̻͙̤̼͍͓i̞̥̫̳͕̪͚d̙̲͓̞̲̱ęs̛ ̜͎͕̬̖̼f̰̥̫u̺͖̝̻͜r̥̦͇͉̕t̹̹h̤̯̲͖̘̖eṛ̳̜̪̭̘̠ ̗͈̘̝̙͟d̪̥̯̤̠̩ͅo̜̗̞͖̰̻̹w̩͔̖̟̲͕n̢̻͓͓̣͖̹̗ ̞͚̹t̟o̫̥̙̭̪͞ ̝͠b̮̕e̞͍̘ͅ ̼̫̫̗̠͠a̱̝̻͚̘͔b̡s̞̮o͉̻̠͖r̢͔̟b̢͉͈̮̥͍̣͖e̺̬̼̠͔ͅd̰̹ ͏͕i͈̣͖̯̩ṇ̱̺͉̱͚͟ ̯̫͖̰̦͡t̠̻̪̺̱͙̤͠h̤̪͓̩e ̦̹̫͚̺̞̫c͓̖̪̱h̦͎͇̭̼̲͠u̸ ̷̣̲̤̮͖̹c̳̬̪͝ͅh͎̘̥̜̗͠ͅu͚̥.̦̫̼̻̱̹̱̕
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Nyaa posted:"But you just spoke French? Are you pretentious?" No more so than you, apparently. Nyaa posted:"Salty food does taste good. Human skin are quite salty. So you wish to become food?" No. Nyaa posted:A menu info-screen pops up to answer those questions in Entrails-like font. Then what real choice do I have? I will become matched to your image.
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CourValant posted:No more so than you, apparently. quote:Then what real choice do I have? I will become matched to your image.
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So. Do your guys keep their wheel hubs clean? Cause l have this idea for a special attack where a rusted-rear end beater shows up for a rotation rebalance and we just shove all the resultant dust right down their throat. I mean REALLY corroded, need a drat sledge to knock the rims off the hubs kind of apocalypse dust.
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"What are the terms of being remade in your image? It sounds less unpleasant than the other options."
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super sweet best pal posted:"What are the terms of being remade in your image? It sounds less unpleasant than the other options." After realizing all choices are terrible, I decided to change the topic to avoid become the worst possible existence that managed to top the awfulness of my previous encounter. Blasphemaster posted:So. Do your guys keep their wheel hubs clean? Cause l have this idea for a special attack where a rusted-rear end beater shows up for a rotation rebalance and we just shove all the resultant dust right down their throat. I mean REALLY corroded, need a drat sledge to knock the rims off the hubs kind of apocalypse dust. Charysler paused a moment. Then speaks with hint of confusion. "Human, you have been very insistent of bringing up topic of vehicular mechanism from your world. Is that your favorite conversation topic?"
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Nyaa posted:Charysler paused a moment. Then speaks with hint of confusion. "Human, you have been very insistent of bringing up topic of vehicular mechanism from your world. Is that your favorite conversation topic?" Vroom!
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Nyaa posted:Charysler paused a moment. Then speaks with hint of confusion. "Human, you have been very insistent of bringing up topic of vehicular mechanism from your world. Is that your favorite conversation topic?" "I'll tell you if you race against me an win! I challenge you to a rally around the world!!"
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CourValant posted:"I'll tell you if you race against me an win! I challenge you to a rally around the world!!"
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Nyaa posted:Charysler stares at you blankly. You feel your soul itself is being evaluate from exterior to exterior-exterior. Then he says, "Impossible with Monster Riding E." How do I access console commands? Let's Tilde up this bitch!
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Blasphemaster posted:How do I access console commands? Let's Tilde up this bitch! h4xx0rzzzz?
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"I finally understand your intension." Charysler declared with a fist hitting a palm for the understanding gesture. "You are begging for my favor as a worshipper. You wished to become my cultist instead of sacrifice." His eyes narrows at a spot as if staring at something invisible. "You," he said while maintaining that stares. "Want a 'buycical'?"
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Nyaa posted:"I finally understand your intension." Charysler declared with a fist hitting a palm for the understanding gesture. "You are begging for my favor as a worshipper. You wished to become my cultist instead of sacrifice." His eyes narrows at a spot as if staring at something invisible. "You," he said while maintaining that stares. "Want a 'buycical'?" "Yes, I think I would serve you better as a cultist, rather than a sacrifice. Also, I'm going to need a dictionary or access to a Wiki or something."
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CourValant posted:"Yes, I think I would serve you better as a cultist, rather than a sacrifice.
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Nyaa posted:"You do have it in your Help tab. Just ask or think what you want and it will list it. Anything more complicated can be obtained from me. Minion." /help Charysler /help Scarlet Cult /help Buycical "What is thy Command, Charysler, Dark God of the Scarlet Cult?"
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CourValant posted:/help Charysler Charysler posted:True name is [ ] <--- (you see a lone inhuman pulsing eye in the darkness between this small space, and comprehend its true name. It is advised to use Charysler. A chosen name 'crafted' by Mim Min to minimize the potential destructive aterational invation of polymorphism to cancerous level. Gained Early Stage € Eye Cancer (delayed manifestation for three thousand years) Charysler - cont posted:The god of Tumor, Fibrous Growth, Nucleus, Breakdown, Abnormal Progression, Static Regression, Comforming, and Reforming. It was one of the few 'Dark Gods' whom chosen to break from Divinity Standard of Nature. Charysler gave up his pride and dignity of a Divine God to continues knowledge of futhering pass the 'perfection' of human and monster. Scarlet Cult posted:Formed from the apperance of Charysler in his aid to help a poor village with drought and famine. The resulted interection was informally established as a cultism relation that leads to wars and conflicts for those who abhor to abomination versus the norm. The mistreatment and slaughter of the cult leads to its survival through cruelty and hatred. Anti-sanity standard and fevour justice against the norm are the collective believes of the Scarlet Cult. Red is blood, a common symbol for death and revealing of meat. Named by its hateful founder whom displayed symptoms of uncontrollable aggression , chronic depression, and PTSD . Buycical posted:No entry or term doesn't exist. Please verify source. quote:"What is thy Command, Charysler, Dark God of the Scarlet Cult?"
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You like Barbecue? We used to make flash-cooked steaks on our hot engines after a race. Goos stuff.
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Nyaa posted:"As you are a delivery man in your past life, I will task you to make a delivery for me." Very well, what and where? Also, what do you know of my past life? How is that possible?
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Blasphemaster posted:You like Barbecue? We used to make flash-cooked steaks on our hot engines after a race. Goos stuff. CourValant posted:Very well, what and where?
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Nyaa posted:"You only been here for three and a half days?" Feels much longer than that actually. In those three and a half days, I almost died 4 or 5 times. Plus, picked up all sorts of diseases and negative traits.
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Yeah I'm a noob. Can I have a Shelby GT500 KR?
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Blasphemaster posted:Yeah I'm a noob. Can I have a Shelby GT500 KR? Yeah, except in this world, that thing is an actual giant Cobra you ride.
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CourValant posted:Yeah, except in this world, that thing is an actual giant Cobra you ride. Man we're going to need SO MANY horse farms to feed that thing.
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CourValant posted:In those three and a half days, I almost died 4 or 5 times. Plus, picked up all sorts of diseases and negative traits. Blasphemaster posted:Yeah I'm a noob. Can I have a Shelby GT500 KR?
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"Normally it takes a human years to obtain a trait." The horror god commented. "I will invistigate further of your abnormality while you work on my task." Before I can say anything, I woke up the sacrifice room again with everyone wearing a shocked expression on their half hidden face. Their jawdrop are good enough indication. "The god has chosen you!" The one who stabbed me declared. My blood still leaks on that knife. I immediately understood why she said that. My body is glowing in red-hued aura while my belly wound is healed. Turning back to look at the creepy statue also features the same colored aura around it. I can't believe i just signed as a cult member. "What is th will of our dark lord, Charysler, wishes?" That cult lady asked in reverend tone... at me. I should say something. A) I am making a delivery. B) I am tasked with the darkest deed of transfering an important relic of the dark god to Nas! C) Can i have a moment? D) Stab me to death again E) Stab yourself to death, in the name of Charysler. F) I am the DARK JESUS G) Write-in
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