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Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Tony Ferguson: TheyrE CalliN ME MaitreyA

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Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Our favorite judge is back and ready to lend a hand tonight.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3836801

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Bluedeanie posted:

Our favorite judge is back and ready to lend a hand tonight.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3836801

Glory hallelujah!

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Not reading that.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
HendOwns

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ99UuIF4g3/

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Guys got a type & that type is woman posing ontop of a motorcycle in a calendar.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I wanna see khabib vs gaethje

Biodome
Nov 21, 2006

Gerry
Why would you want Gaethje to retire already.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Holy poo poo that Mighty Mouse finish was the best thing ever

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

TheRationalRedditor posted:

WHERE YOU AT MCNUGGETS, YOU FUCKIN PIECE OF poo poo

https://clips.twitch.tv/AbstruseInspiringOtterPraiseIt

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
D E F E N D O R V A C A T E

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


The way he says "I'm gonna kick your rear end" is full on 80s-movie bad guy

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
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Work Friend Keven posted:

D E F E N D O R V A C A T E

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
drat that mighty mouse armbar was crazy lol

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol, just lol if you actually believe conor mcgregor is going to defend any belt, ever

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
The flyweights are getting out of hand.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Did anyone else feel like cormier was told to talk up Conor vs Nate instead of unification or do I have my tinfoil hat on too tight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Le Saboteur posted:

The flyweights are getting out of hand.



yeah scoggins should be up soon

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Conor as he fights nate for the 7th straight time: Yee didn't say defend against who, you fookin animal

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003
Buglord
That suplex to armbar was loving nuts. Just a cool, innovative maneuver.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i dont think mighty mouse woulda done that poo poo to tj

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

i can still taste him posted:

That suplex to armbar was loving nuts. Just a cool, innovative maneuver.

https://twitter.com/MMAjunkieJohn/status/916877152997404672

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
a mouse gets caught in a mouse trap you god drat retard. gently caress.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
It made Keven angry, MMA tweet of the year

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Work Friend Keven posted:

a mouse gets caught in a mouse trap you god drat retard. gently caress.

lmao

everything having to do with DJ makes you insanely angry and it's hilarious to watch

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts posted:

i dont think mighty mouse woulda done that poo poo to tj

if he beats cody in a few weeks we might get to find out.

i'm really happy that mighty mouse found a way to make his absolute destruction of ray borg notable, but i really think it's time he went up to 135 and embarrassed guys who are of a height with freshmen highschoolers.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rPzCIjoyZQ

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




RIP Kimbo

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Work Friend Keven posted:

a mouse gets caught in a mouse trap you god drat retard. gently caress.

lol

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

who's responsible if toney ferg gets staph from kevin and dies

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Google Butt posted:

who's responsible if toney ferg gets staph from kevin and dies

the nsac were just uh collecting data as part of a study, don't make a big deal out of it

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!
Tferg will finally have a dick diseased enough for ufc gold

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

So how bad/dangerous is a staph infection?

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Google Kevin randleman staph

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

So how bad/dangerous is a staph infection?

Well you can die

jay z's sedan
Nov 22, 2005

milk truck just arrive

Work Friend Keven posted:

D E F E N D O R V A C A T E

#DEFE-CATE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Chris James 2 posted:

Holy poo poo that Mighty Mouse finish was the best thing ever

Skip My Posts posted:

drat that mighty mouse armbar was crazy lol

Just loving incredible. I thought the way he broke out of that hold earlier in the fight was great, then he pulled this crazy poo poo:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Jerusalem posted:

Just loving incredible. I thought the way he broke out of that hold earlier in the fight was great, then he pulled this crazy poo poo:



The Mighty Johnson

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Lid posted:

Well you can die

https://www.mmamania.com/2007/10/30/kevin-randleman-has-a-serious-staph-infection-pic

https://middleeasy.com/top-lists/the-top-ten-staph-infections-in-mma-history/

:gonk: :gonk: :gonk:

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


ElRoncho posted:

"People just like bigger fighters bro."

Meanwhile, the world is obsessed with Conor McGregor and few people could pick Stipe Miocic or Deontay Wilder out of a lineup.

Conor's popularity is barely a fair comparison for anyone because it's almost incomprehensible how he got so popular and even then, it's mostly because he talks mad poo poo in a funny accent and then the fact sparks people a distant second.

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