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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Ferremit posted:

Speaking of truck related terrible things...



http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...d302a34226f3168

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dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Rhyno posted:

I'm confused, are they claiming the Holden and Chevy Cruzes are not the same car?

Yep, much like how the Holden Barina is definitely not a Suzuki Swift (or a Vauxhall Corsa or a Daewoo Kalos depending on how old it is) and a Ford Laser is definitely not a Mazda 323 and a Holden Captiva is most definitely not a Daewoo Winstrom

'Aussie' Ford/Holden buyers get weird about the rebadges and over the years there's been a hell of a lot of them.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


dissss posted:

'Aussie' Ford/Holden buyers get weird about the rebadges and over the years there's been a hell of a lot of them.

There's a trend of people replacing their Holden badges with Chevy ones. It's a tiny thing that really irritates me. The CRX with a Kompressor badge though was a hilarious sight when it used to get around my home town.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

angryrobots posted:

They wouldn't put squeal strips on there if they didn't intend you to use them

The pads that came with my car didn't have them (no idea what brand they were, but they came off with less than ~10% wear.. rotors were pretty hosed, I elected to swap the pads and rotors together).

Neither did the cheap Raybestos ceramics that went on when I replaced those. Nor do the Carquest Gold ceramics that it currently wears. :argh:

I guess the upside is I have factory alloys, so I can do a visual inspection easily.

(also it needs rotors again... and the carquest pads are barely worn... this time it's getting only rotors)

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Ferremit posted:

Speaking of truck related terrible things...


When I bought my van, I found not one, but two sets of vise-grips in the undercarriage and honestly, I have been too afraid to remove them.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Ferremit posted:

Speaking of truck related terrible things...



http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...d302a34226f3168

Wait.. if the rear brakes were 'clamped off', and the front brakes were inoperable... how did he stop for the police? Hmm?

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

n0tqu1tesane posted:

Letting the brake pads on my tow vehicle get this low is terrible car stuff.



I had squealing start on my front left corner when I wasn't pressing the brakes. I could see the outer pad and it had some meat on it, but when I got the tire off and looked at the inner pad I noticed it was almost out of material. I thought wear indicator squeals were supposed to make noise when you pressed the brakes, not when you were off the pedal.

Anyways, I replaced the pads and the squealing went away after a few miles.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Dannywilson posted:

When I bought my van, I found not one, but two sets of vise-grips in the undercarriage and honestly, I have been too afraid to remove them.

Hopefully they're only structural clamps and not operational clamps like these were.

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016

Dannywilson posted:

When I bought my van, I found not one, but two sets of vise-grips in the undercarriage and honestly, I have been too afraid to remove them.

I thought we pulled one set off because it was impeding us from lifting the rear and fitting the giant tires on the back?

Faster Blaster
Feb 6, 2010

Nocheez posted:

... one pad wearing faster than the other ...

Isn't that usually indicative of a stuck caliper pin or something like that? I think I have the same thing going on with my right rear caliper.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

Or a bade brake hose. Or a stuck piston.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

The Locator posted:

Wait.. if the rear brakes were 'clamped off', and the front brakes were inoperable... how did he stop for the police? Hmm?

I'm guessing the trailer brakes were working? I'm not sure why he clamped off both rear brake hoses though. It's odd to me seeing what looks like hydraulic brakes next to a diff that size.

Are air brakes less common on large commercial vehicles in the upside down? Or was this just a medium size truck?

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Garage2Roadtrip posted:

I thought we pulled one set off because it was impeding us from lifting the rear and fitting the giant tires on the back?

I think you're right, and I think that pair was guiding one of the parking brake runners.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Nocheez posted:

I had squealing start on my front left corner when I wasn't pressing the brakes. ....... I thought wear indicator squeals were supposed to make noise when you pressed the brakes, not when you were off the pedal.

That's exactly what they're supposed to do. If they only made noise while braking, a lot of people would think "oh, I just have noisy brakes" instead of "why is my car squeaking when I'm not touching the brakes".

I mean a lot of people still ignore that too, but....

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Terrible car stuff is the original owner of my 118i who decided to chuck in an extra £500 worth of extras, and instead of adding lumbar support and heated seats, opted to add 18" wheels instead. While they do indeed look extremely nice, they've increased the cost of replacement tyres by over 70%.

n0tqu1tesane
May 7, 2003

She was rubbing her ass all over my hands. They don't just do that for everyone.
Grimey Drawer

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

The pads that came with my car didn't have them (no idea what brand they were, but they came off with less than ~10% wear.. rotors were pretty hosed, I elected to swap the pads and rotors together).

Neither did the cheap Raybestos ceramics that went on when I replaced those. Nor do the Carquest Gold ceramics that it currently wears. :argh:

The pads that were on there, as well as replacement pads I got didn't have squeal strips for the front, but did for the rear.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Ludicro posted:

Terrible car stuff is the original owner of my 118i who decided to chuck in an extra £500 worth of extras, and instead of adding lumbar support and heated seats, opted to add 18" wheels instead. While they do indeed look extremely nice, they've increased the cost of replacement tyres by over 70%.
Just buy a set of smaller standard wheels you like when the tyres are part worn, selling on the 18s should see you come out ahead.

I never understand people doing this.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

InitialDave posted:

Just buy a set of smaller standard wheels you like when the tyres are part worn, selling on the 18s should see you come out ahead.

I never understand people doing this.

I would but I've got the car on PCP and I'm intent on part exchanging it in a couple of years or sooner. I do take some comfort in that these tyres do last far far longer than the ones on my Mini did.

On a more positive note, modern BMW runflat setups are no longer terrible car stuff. They've really come a long way.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

angryrobots posted:

I'm guessing the trailer brakes were working? I'm not sure why he clamped off both rear brake hoses though. It's odd to me seeing what looks like hydraulic brakes next to a diff that size.

Are air brakes less common on large commercial vehicles in the upside down? Or was this just a medium size truck?



Its a little 7.5 tonne or so Hino? truck? loving concreters. They only found out because he was coming down the hill at 90kph (wonder why?) and the limit for all vehicles over 4.5T on that piece of road is 60kph

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

That's exactly what they're supposed to do. If they only made noise while braking, a lot of people would think "oh, I just have noisy brakes" instead of "why is my car squeaking when I'm not touching the brakes".

I mean a lot of people still ignore that too, but....

You learn something new every day. I've never had pads get low enough to hear it before.

I always thought here was a different metal in the pad itself that caused the squeal, not that little metal piece hanging off the back of the pads. I've done dozens of brake jobs :doh:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Nocheez posted:

You learn something new every day. I've never had pads get low enough to hear it before.

I always thought here was a different metal in the pad itself that caused the squeal, not that little metal piece hanging off the back of the pads. I've done dozens of brake jobs :doh:

The thing is...once the tabs starts squeaking (which of course usually occurs during the worst possible time) for the average person the rotor will be toast by the time someone looks at it. But rotors are usually cheap for a daily commuter. Around here it is drat near impossible to get rotors turned and I'm at the point where it is a lost cause. You want pads to bed with a clean surface.

As for uneven pad wear happens all the time. I've never really seen even pad wear. One is shot the other might have some life on it. Floating calipers do it as well.

On my car, I was pleased they include an electronic wear sensor that pops open when burned through triggering a light. Those crazy Germans.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I ignored those uneven pad posts. It's not like it was completely full while the back pad was empty.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



Colostomy Bag posted:

The thing is...once the tabs starts squeaking (which of course usually occurs during the worst possible time) for the average person the rotor will be toast by the time someone looks at it. But rotors are usually cheap for a daily commuter. Around here it is drat near impossible to get rotors turned and I'm at the point where it is a lost cause. You want pads to bed with a clean surface.

As for uneven pad wear happens all the time. I've never really seen even pad wear. One is shot the other might have some life on it. Floating calipers do it as well.

On my car, I was pleased they include an electronic wear sensor that pops open when burned through triggering a light. Those crazy Germans.

So that's how it works! Just had a first brake job on a new-to-me car and when they said they needed to replace both sensors I was like "how did it die to throw the code"

I never thought I'd get the answer just skimming AI but hey

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Those suicidal electronic brake pad sensors are pretty sweet and are a great idiot light. And fortunately they're only like $5 aftermarket or $20 OEM, and you only need one front and one rear, which is downright reasonable for the Germans.

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Humphreys posted:

There's a trend of people replacing their Holden Chevy badges with Chevy Holden ones. It's a tiny thing that really irritates me.

Me every time I see a Chevy SS sporting Holden badges. Irritating as gently caress.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Guinness posted:

Those suicidal electronic brake pad sensors are pretty sweet and are a great idiot light. And fortunately they're only like $5 aftermarket or $20 OEM, and you only need one front and one rear, which is downright reasonable for the Germans.

When I did my rear brakes I found it somewhat funny that 2 sensors were included with the pads but the car only requires one.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Domestic Amuse posted:

Me every time I see a Chevy SS sporting Holden badges. Irritating as gently caress.

Somebody bought a Chevy SS?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Domestic Amuse posted:

Me every time I see a Chevy SS sporting Holden badges. Irritating as gently caress.

People in the US do this? gently caress, might as well put a Vuaxhaul badge on.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

it's just a badge, maybe you should calm down

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016

Colostomy Bag posted:

On my car, I was pleased they include an electronic wear sensor that pops open when burned through triggering a light. Those crazy Germans.

The OEM pads on my b6 a4 always failed with like 80%+ of the pad remaining. It's a neat feature, but I was thankful that I could fab a simple shorting plug for the car side of the sensor wiring to defeat the circle of doom taking over my mfd.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

And I thought my Altima lighting up both the alternator and brake warning lights when the alternator took a poo poo was annoying.

(apparently this was a feature, at least on the 98-01)

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

And I thought my Altima lighting up both the alternator and brake warning lights when the alternator took a poo poo was annoying.

(apparently this was a feature, at least on the 98-01)

This is a feature, actually. The battery light indicates low voltage, both indicate no charging is happening. That usually means the alternator, though it could be a fusible link is burned out as well.

Garage2Roadtrip
Oct 27, 2016

Nocheez posted:

The battery light indicates low voltage,

battery != brake light though?

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Terrible badge stuff... A younger me owned a couple of different Mustang Cobra's. I would get irrationally angry when I saw V6 Mustangs sporting SVT or Cobra badges, and for a while that was a really huge thing, so I was mad a lot.

These days, I don't even look at badges unless something in particular draws my eye, or I'm just trying to figure out what a car is that I don't recognize.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

And I thought my Altima lighting up both the alternator and brake warning lights when the alternator took a poo poo was annoying.

(apparently this was a feature, at least on the 98-01)

How else are you supposed to know when the alternator is braking? :haw:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Locator posted:

Terrible badge stuff... A younger me owned a couple of different Mustang Cobra's. I would get irrationally angry when I saw V6 Mustangs sporting SVT or Cobra badges, and for a while that was a really huge thing, so I was mad a lot.

These days, I don't even look at badges unless something in particular draws my eye, or I'm just trying to figure out what a car is that I don't recognize.

Yeah, with age comes wisdom. Or death before wisdom which will probably be my case.

I can't recall the last time I saw obvious badge mishaps around here. Probably the biggest mistake was done by GM. Slapping those stupid GM square things on the front fenders for a while during the Waggoner era.

thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



You should see urban China, like half the BMW's there are badged 2-3 lines up.

Can't count the amount of 3's I saw badged as 7s, fuckin shameless

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



The "All diseases are computer" one just kills me. We have a nano-computer embedded in us that causes diseases, and have had for 100 years? Despite nano-computers not actually being a thing yet, and (electronic) computers themselves being only 70 years old? Amazing.
(I know, I know - that's just what *they* want you to think! The government power elite has had digital computers since the 18th century, right?)

slidebite posted:

I am the super agent :colbert:

whatever the gently caress that means

That, too.

Memento posted:

Couple of choice cuts from the OSHA thread



JESUS CHRIST get it away get it away get it away!

Humphreys posted:

People in the US do this? gently caress, might as well put a Vuaxhaul badge on.

Absolutely. On G8s and GTOs, too.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

thechalkoutline posted:

You should see urban China, like half the BMW's there are badged 2-3 lines up.

Can't count the amount of 3's I saw badged as 7s, fuckin shameless

I've never understood people who do this, it's like the old 318i's I sometimes see around here with an M3 badge on the back. If you're that insecure about the model of car your have just debadge it completely.

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Mar 19, 2007



Snowy posted:

Almost related, I just learned that the line I thought went "out in the streets they call it murder" is actually merther, which is like a stoned trance or something.

This just blew my mind

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