Guy Mann posted:

Supermechagodzilla owns and the way that any mention of him makes a cadre of people immediately kramer into the room and shrink into corncobs before your very eyes makes it even better.

Speaking of, much like his posts about Duke Nukem Forever whenever he leaves the movie forum he absolutely crushes it and him posting in the internet culture warrior thread is no exception.

Yestermoment posted:

Sir, this is the McDonald's drive-thru.

Paladinus posted:

There is one big difference between SMG and BotL. BotL is actually a good and entertaining poster.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

The point of that line - "it was real enough for Georgie!" - is, of course, that Georgie's death wasn't real. The illusory bite was simply, merely, "real enough" to transport Georgie down into the watery realm.

"The hole in the wash basin thus functions as a secret passageway between the two totally disparate universes, the human one and the one of the fishes. This is true multiculturalism, this acknowledgement that the only way to pass to the Other's world is through what, in our world, appears as the poo poo exit, as the hole into the dark domain, excluded from our everyday reality, into which excrements disappear."
^-Zizek

In other words, the bite is not real but Real:

"The Real is ... the hole itself, the gap which serves as the passage to a different ontological order - the topological hole or torsion which 'curves' the space of our reality so that we perceive/imagine excrements as disappearing into an alternative dimension".
^-Zizek

Hence why the miniseries only shows the camera being pulled down, into an enormous mouth.

The main point here is that Georgie never died. Bill has actually killed his brother with the bolt pistol in order to do away with the guilt of losing him. The notion that this little kid isn't Georgie is only what Bill tells himself.

Nice piece of fish posted:

Your Honor, for the defense' final witness I call to the stand..... the submarine "Nautilus"!

*audible gasps*

*screeching metal as the submarine enters through the door, scrapes along the floor and somehow takes the stand*

Submarine "Nautilus", if that is in fact your real name, is it not true that you were in the area in question on the night of the murder?

*affirmative pinging noises*

And was not in fact the victims blood found inside and around your hull?

*silent bubbling*

I remind you that you are under oath! Answer the question!

*angry ballast noises*

I think I'm entitled to.

*angry metallic screeching*

I WANT THE TRUTH!

*metallic confession screeches*

Nothing further your Honor, the defense rests. Take him away!

*sub is somehow cuffed, lead away*

That's the last time you'll be removing pants and panties for a long time, bub.



Narrator: The submarine Nautilus was convicted for subtempted murder and sentenced to twenty thousand leagues under the sea. Peter Madsen was found innocent of all charges and returned to a life at sea, never to be seen or heard from again.

Pick posted:

Guy Mann posted:

Supermechagodzilla owns and the way that any mention of him makes a cadre of people immediately kramer into the room and shrink into corncobs before your very eyes makes it even better.

1stGear posted:

SMG makes some good posts but he also makes posts like this


and its pretty understandable why people don't like him.

Jaguars! posted:

" a cadre of people immediately kramer into the room and shrink into corncobs before your very eyes" is a very SA turn of phrase

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Can someone please just let Lowtax back onto twitter so he stops actively breaking his only source of income

haveblue posted:

all those dumb cartoons about a sick computer in bed with a thermometer will prove strangely prescient

Bongo Bill posted:

SuperMechaGodzilla is a poster on the Something Awful Forums.

A Moose posted:

I have never read a "supermechagodzilla" post first hand. All I see is what is quoted. If not for the quotes I would not know who this person is.

sebmojo posted:

"Word is murder of a thing, not only in the elementary sense of implying its absence - by naming a thing, we treat it as absent, as dead, although it is still present - but above all in the sense of its radical dissection: the word 'quarters' the thing, it tears it out of the embedment in its concrete context, it treats its component parts as entities with an autonomous existence: we speak about color, form, shape, etc., as if they possessed self-sufficient being."

Jedah posted:

Lysidas posted:

yeah i have a envelope for my wife in a fireproof safe, labeled "open in the event of my death or long term mental incapacitation"

infernal machines posted:

so how long ago did she open it?

sebmojo posted:

"Word is murder of a thing, not only in the elementary sense of implying its absence - by naming a thing, we treat it as absent, as dead, although it is still present - but above all in the sense of its radical dissection: the word 'quarters' the thing, it tears it out of the embedment in its concrete context, it treats its component parts as entities with an autonomous existence: we speak about color, form, shape, etc., as if they possessed self-sufficient being."

Dross posted:

That sure is a circuitous way to say ceci n'est pas une pipe

Dross posted:

That sure is a circuitous way to say ceci n'est pas une pipe

Collateral Damage posted:

There are two horse statues near my workplace, and the sculptor made sure to make it very obvious that they are both meant to be males.

e: Tourists like to take photos there because it's a really nice looking square, and it's really funny watching prudish people try to find an angle where they won't get a pair of huge brass horse nuts in the picture.

Inescapable Duck posted:

Well are you gonna post the pics or what?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I'll see if I can find them on google image search

Edit: WELL THAT WASN'T A SMART IDEA

fruit on the bottom posted:

While we're on the subject, where could my pipe be?

Sexual Aluminum posted:

It is by meth alone I set my life in motion. It is by the juice of Big Rusty that eyes acquire ink, the cheeks acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by meth alone I set my life in motion.

Keru posted:

Scratch without rhythm and you won't attract the spider.

Powaqoatse posted:

pro tip: get hosed up on meth and become a space guild navigator

Bertrand Hustle posted:

teach me the weirdo way of combat

Mycroft Holmes posted:

the slow pipe penetrates the lips

Neddy Seagoon posted:

You take the starting point, a destination, and erase the distance between them. This checks out.

RyokoTK posted:

Tell me about the meth dens of your homeland, Cletus.

Powaqoatse posted:

wormsign but instead of the desert sand, its your skin :|

Mycroft Holmes posted:

Paul Meth'Dealer

Doc Hawkins posted:

It is by the use of meth that thoughts acquire speed, the skin acquires scabs, the scabs become a warning.

Trig Discipline posted:

just saw the new planet of the apes. was really good but the avalanche at the end was a bit of a zaius ex machina

got any sevens posted:

Is jesus good in bed

fruit on the bottom posted:

Not really, it takes him three days to rise

aardwolf posted:

I smiled and groaned at the same time:

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Away all Goats posted:

Oompa loompa doompety dorn

I really hope this isn't from porn

davidspackage posted:

Oompa Loompa Doompaty-dis
You know in your heart that it probably is

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

PathAsc posted:

I like long necks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl has collar bones that are just so ace and a long way to her face you get sprung

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Baby got neck

PathAsc posted:

Little as a fiddle with a long drat neck

fruit on the bottom posted:

While we're on the subject, where could my pipe be?

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

This is more of a request, but I saw this quote either on here or twitter. It was like

David Foster Wallace: [that quote about how irony is bad]

Me: durrrrr irony buh guh

Anyone know what I'm talking about?