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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Fun fact, this is Andrei Tarkovsky on the set of his final movie, he was diagnosed with lung cancer immediately after finishing it.

This fact wasn't as fun as I hoped for!

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Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

The MSJ posted:

Wasn't there a Southern man who declared his land a free state during the Civil War?

http://www.encyclopediaofalabama.org/article/h-1850 this? I used to live there, it sucks rear end.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Oompa loompa doompety dorn

I really hope this isn't from porn

Oompa loompa doompety snootchy
I think the girl of the left is Kate Micucci
Oompa loompa doompety dilly
Instead of showing her tits she plays ukelele

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Mierenneuker posted:

Oompa loompa doompety snootchy
I think the girl of the left is Kate Micucci
Oompa loompa doompety dilly
Instead of showing her tits she plays ukelele
Oof, goon face blindness strikes again.

=/=

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Is she trying to be quirky or having a stroke?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oof, goon face blindness strikes again.

=/=


How is it possible to gently caress up so badly

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oof, goon face blindness strikes again.

=/=


I really think David Mitchell looks better with a beard than without.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I like long necks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl has collar bones that are just so ace and a long way to her face you get sprung

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

PathAsc posted:

I like long necks and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl has collar bones that are just so ace and a long way to her face you get sprung

Baby got neck

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Little as a fiddle with a long drat neck

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Is she trying to be quirky or having a stroke?

Yes.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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There is a much larger house just out of frame.

You
Oct 6, 2009

mds2 posted:

There is a much larger house just out of frame.

No, it's right there in the background.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

That english copy is just all kinds of wrong.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

...what is the cage for

Probably some D/s lifestyle thing. No one buys dog crates for dogs anymore.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
good title

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

...what is the cage for

It's to crate his bitches.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Kate Micucci tells a joke about how she was super sheltered and didn't understand until she was 25 why her name was funny.

Blog Free or Die
Apr 30, 2005

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Probably some D/s lifestyle thing. No one buys dog crates for dogs anymore.

What? Everyone I know crates their dogs.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I don't want to know about your involvement in the pup play community, thanks.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean how else are you supposed to stack em?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/dmataconis/status/917496578285490178

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

PCOS Bill posted:

What? Everyone I know crates their dogs.


Lol. Just lol. Where do your friends live, 2010? Literally no one does that any more. Those crates are solely a sex thing.

TheQuietWilds
Sep 8, 2009

canyoneer posted:

Kate Micucci tells a joke about how she was super sheltered and didn't understand until she was 25 why her name was funny.

Her one-woman ukelele/singing show used to be called "playing with Micucci"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wow, nothing gets past this guy.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


What if it increases in tempo every time there's a C played?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I mean the solution could be t = 40 x (p/p). It works for any number of players greater than 0, and you wouldn't be able the perform the piece without musicians.

Or I guess if you were in a studio and had half the number of musicians but wanted to double track it, it would take twice as long.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
You could just put 40 minutes and argue with the teacher if they marked it wrong. That's what I would have done.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Lol ok dweeb if you say so

Come on guys, let's go get malts.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Did Veruca Salt get back together? Is this the 90s thread?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

This is clearly from a list of tricky questions you morons

theflyingorc has a new favorite as of 02:59 on Oct 11, 2017

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

theflyingorc posted:

This is clearly from a list of tricky questions you morons

I once put this "extra credit" question at the end of a chemistry test:

"If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take for a mosquito with a wooden leg to kick a hole through a cucumber?"

At least 1/3 of the class was furious at me because they couldn't figure it out.

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incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

so do giraffes but most days you don't see me up on a ladder with my dick out

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