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I travel a lot for work and so I've stayed in many hotels. The bathrooms always come equipped with a nondescript bottle of lotion. But I can never figure it out...is it soap? Moisturizer? Personal lubricant? Idgi goons, help me out here.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:56 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 12:55 |
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It's whatever your heart desires
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:57 |
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A lotion is a low-viscosity topical preparation intended for application to unbroken skin.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:57 |
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It's cum.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:58 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:A lotion is a low-viscosity topical preparation intended for application to unbroken skin. Yeah, it’s this.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:00 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:A lotion is a low-viscosity topical preparation intended for application to unbroken skin. See now this guy gets my me! It'd be like opening the fridge to find a bottle of drink.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:00 |
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Legacy Of Terror In Occupied Nations
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:02 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I travel a lot for work and so I've stayed in many hotels. The bathrooms always come equipped with a nondescript bottle of lotion. But I can never figure it out...is it soap? Moisturizer? Personal lubricant? Idgi goons, help me out here. it's basically chemicals and grease if you're a dude rent some hotel porn and use it to charge your crystal with your bro
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:05 |
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paul_soccer10 posted:A lotion is a low-viscosity topical preparation intended for application to unbroken skin. Whoa! humble SA goon paul_soccer10 a possible secret einstein of lotions ? Any buzzfeed reporters seeing this post?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:09 |
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For guys it's nothing, then you learn that for women it must be one of the most important substances on earth since they use it every god-damned day of their lives. Oh, maybe I didn't eat the best today, oh well. Ahhh, I'll skip my exercise today, whatever. Wait, OUT OF LOTION?!?!? BUT I HAVE TO MOISTURIZE!!!!! Oh god, are there any 24-hour pharmacies around here??? *starts to hyperventilate*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:09 |
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They put that there so you actually soap up your hair with lotion instead of shampoo and then spend half hour washing it out.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:14 |
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I don't understand why they just don't call it moisturizer
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:22 |
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Rub it on your penis (if you have one)
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:26 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:For guys it's nothing, then you learn that for women it must be one of the most important substances on earth since they use it every god-damned day of their lives. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the crows again.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:27 |
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Always thought it was pretty much just mayo and sour cream mixed
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:46 |
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its some cold rear end goop that girls like, op
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:49 |
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youll need some if you ever get a tattoo, as well, op mcdumbass
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:49 |
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If you don't know lotion is for self-abuse then, what, do you use actual lube all the time? Just go dry?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:50 |
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Cyril Sneer posted:I don't understand why they just don't call it moisturizer Because it doesn't actually add moisture to skin, it just helps trap thr existing moisture
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Seashell Salesman posted:If you don't know lotion is for self-abuse then, what, do you use actual lube all the time? Just go dry? Yes.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:02 |
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lotion is a thing cut men like me need to self satisfy because the cornflakes guy convinced our dumb nation it was a good way to stop boys from touching themselves
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:18 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20z4edLGxHE
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:23 |
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Yeah also this.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:24 |
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Cummy greasy mayo
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:24 |
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many a goon have commented my voice is eerily similar to buffalo bill
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:26 |
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its a kind of cream
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:27 |
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a balm, or salve, but not annoying to say.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:30 |
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Because it doesn't actually add moisture to skin, it just helps trap thr existing moisture Thank you, goon, for your factual and informative answer to my question regarding lotion
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TheManWithNoName posted:a balm, or salve, but not annoying to say. Could it also be an unguent?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:45 |
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scented goo
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:46 |
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the secret ingredient to macaroni and cheese
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 04:57 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:For guys it's nothing, then you learn that for women it must be one of the most important substances on earth since they use it every god-damned day of their lives. My fur keeps me moisturized most of the time but I get ashy like twice a year so I gotta hit up the lotion.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 05:33 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:For guys it's nothing, then you learn that for women it must be one of the most important substances on earth since they use it every god-damned day of their lives. Women breath through their skin like amphibians, so they suffocate if it gets too dried out.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 06:07 |
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It's a masturbatory aid.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 07:03 |
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It's personal lubricant that's less embarrassing when your mom finds it
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 07:05 |
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A euphemism for semen you keep around after the first round so the second is better
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 07:06 |
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I think its a plasma ?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 08:05 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Legacy inshallah
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 09:19 |
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It enmoistens you are skin.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 10:08 |
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It's an unguent, op.
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