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hello. I have a cleft single chin, and dimples and many distinct eyebrows. I shower frequently when I'm not running races for our disabled mayor and i do not smell like burnt tortillas. it is a lot of work to stY so Handsome but worth it if I get to help others achieve their goals
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Oct 12, 2017 09:30
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*sleeps with my crush* 
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Oct 12, 2017 09:31
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ok
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Oct 12, 2017 09:32
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*turns off monitor* "checks out" *turns monitor back on*
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Oct 12, 2017 09:34
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i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911
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Oct 12, 2017 09:40
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I know.
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Oct 12, 2017 09:56
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I only enjoy the company of men. Soooorrry ladies! Have fun with your uggo boyfrinds lol.
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Oct 12, 2017 10:00
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it's hard, I mean sometimes I just want to go to the store and get my groceries without a bunch of women and men staring at me like I'm a piece of meat.
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Oct 12, 2017 10:17
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Orkin Mang posted:i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911 Grey eyes as in the eyes the grey aliens have?
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Oct 12, 2017 11:24
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Nope i reject your premise
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Oct 12, 2017 11:39
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hi ive never had to work for anyone's affection or attention and as such im a gross and terrible person
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Oct 12, 2017 12:23
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Normal every day thread for a man such as myself thank you
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Oct 12, 2017 13:03
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im handsome in every thread 
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Oct 12, 2017 13:22
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hey
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Oct 12, 2017 13:23
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Orkin Mang posted:i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911 
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Oct 12, 2017 13:25
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im wearing a soft shirt that looks good on me, and my pants fit well, and i have my favourite boots on. im drinking coffee
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Oct 12, 2017 13:37
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My dick is almost as massive as my tits
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Oct 12, 2017 13:50
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IRL I am very handsome at least, according to my many aunties
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Oct 12, 2017 14:14
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let me tell you, the crushing depression is still real
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Oct 12, 2017 14:17
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The Walrus posted:let me tell you, the crushing depression is still real oh hell yeah brother 
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Oct 12, 2017 14:20
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Oct 12, 2017 14:22
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*has a lot of sex with a lot of women* *still can't make any true emotional connections* *is still alone at 30+*
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Oct 12, 2017 14:22
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*wears pants ouside*
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Oct 12, 2017 14:23
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Orkin Mang posted:i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911 /me sWipes the gently caress right!!!
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Oct 12, 2017 14:25
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i gotta big ol hangdown op its related to you being handsome somehow
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Oct 12, 2017 14:42
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Oct 12, 2017 14:45
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Oct 12, 2017 14:51
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*makes a tinder account* *gets matches* *goes on a nice date and then has casual sex with attractive people*
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Oct 12, 2017 14:51
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Verisimilidude posted:*makes a tinder account* i've got the first two down but apparently opening my mouth makes the third step unattainable so i post on SA instead
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Oct 12, 2017 14:55
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rap music posted:i've got the first two down but apparently opening my mouth makes the third step unattainable so i post on SA instead Bad breath, eh?
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Oct 12, 2017 15:08
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The Bananana posted:Bad breath, eh? hmmm maybe i just assumed autism
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Oct 12, 2017 15:10
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Brb, gonna poo poo out some Tiffany cufflinks.
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Oct 12, 2017 15:16
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what i do for a good time date strategy is just ravenously eat food with crazy wide-open eyes and dont say anything at all for like 30 minutes and then i go "i'm gay!!!" and flip the table girls love weird irony it really gets them in the mood to breed with men
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Oct 12, 2017 15:16
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long, tan, and handsome
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Oct 12, 2017 15:18
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rap music posted:im handsome in every thread I choose to believe you look exactly like your avatar in which case you are correct
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Oct 12, 2017 15:29
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Secular Humanist posted:what i do for a good time date strategy is just ravenously eat food with crazy wide-open eyes and dont say anything at all for like 30 minutes and then i go "i'm gay!!!" and flip the table what's worse: ravenously eating your food with your eyes open in a furious expression, or slowly and sensually eating your food with your eyes closed the entire time
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Oct 12, 2017 15:30
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Chad, King of Chadliness checking in.
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Oct 12, 2017 15:30
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Sorry, the concept is too far out there for me
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Oct 12, 2017 15:35
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What do you mean, "ITT"? 
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