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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
remember a few years ago when a dude in canada took a bunch of hostages on a greyhound bus, beheaded one of them, and started eating his flesh???

I have good news:

quote:

Man who beheaded passenger on Greyhound bus granted freedom
https://beta.theglobeandmail.com/ne...obeandmail.com&


quote:

The board "is of the opinion that the weight of evidence does not substantiate that Mr. Baker poses a significant threat to the safety of the public," the written decision read in part.

i mean this guy was a real jerk

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Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


sounds like he could just be the head of a major corporation

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Man that guy is a DICK

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

im glad to hear that canada's rehabilitation process works

kloa
Feb 14, 2007


protect my neck's what op??

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
listen it was probably a one-off okay lets cut the guy some slack

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A schizophrenic man who was found not criminally responsible for beheading and cannibalizing a fellow passenger on a Greyhound bus was granted an absolute discharge Friday.

That means he will no longer be subject to any conditions or monitoring to ensure he takes his medication.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Maybe there's a middle ground between America's "give a guy who stole socks life in prison" and Canada's "ignore every warning literally placed on their desks about Luka Magnotta, letting the Greyhound flesh-eater free, and letting Karla Homolka out because she learned her lesson"??

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

paul_soccer10 posted:

listen it was probably a one-off okay lets cut the guy some slack

dont lose your head over it

Vakal
May 11, 2008
One of the RCMP officers that was part of the first responders later killed himself because of what he saw on the bus.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/07/17/exmountie_commits_suicide_years_after_bus_beheading.html

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vakal posted:

One of the RCMP that was part of the first responders later killed himself because of what he saw on the bus.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/07/17/exmountie_commits_suicide_years_after_bus_beheading.html

now that's an oopsie

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

Maybe there's a middle ground between America's "give a guy who stole socks life in prison" and Canada's "ignore every warning literally placed on their desks about Luka Magnotta, letting the Greyhound flesh-eater free, and letting Karla Homolka out because she learned her lesson"??
I think it's Norway.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
this thread is making me hungry

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

I think it's Norway.

I thought that's where they give you a PS3 after you kill children

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

I thought that's where they give you a PS3 after you kill children
Yeah, but you have to play it in prison.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


FactsAreUseless posted:

I think it's Norway.

uhmm hello, norway doesnt even have ps3s

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

do u know jenny posted:

Maybe there's a middle ground between America's "give a guy who stole socks life in prison" and Canada's "ignore every warning literally placed on their desks about Luka Magnotta, letting the Greyhound flesh-eater free, and letting Karla Homolka out because she learned her lesson"??

It's nuclear annihilation.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


e: piss!!!! rear end

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
beheading someone and eating their flesh is a whoopsie that couldve happened to anyone

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

gary oldmans diary posted:

beheading someone and eating their flesh is a whoopsie that couldve happened to anyone

WHOM
A
MONGST
US

CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i like the accompanying article Man who beheaded bus passenger likely to stay on medication: doctor
well thats likely a big relief

Sand Dan
May 15, 2017

welcum 2 our
sick cyberpunk h e l l
So what you're saying is that Canada is a good place to be a mentally ill cannibal but a bad place for public transportation. OK. I think I can remember that.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


Nobeheadisol 30mg

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


He was a bus rider in Montpelier from Montgomery, until he ate a fuckin neck in Quebec, and well, in summary, we think that he no longer needs assistance. We'll just let him out and monitor his crimes from a distance. Have you some questions, out possibly suggestions, aside from his forced gps vest, yes?

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Canadians are far too polite to punish criminals. Give that murderous cannibal a hug and let him go on his way. :3:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Vakal posted:

One of the RCMP officers that was part of the first responders later killed himself because of what he saw on the bus.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2014/07/17/exmountie_commits_suicide_years_after_bus_beheading.html

What a total bitch

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug
Ride Canada bus
I will enjoy your neck now
You cannot keep head

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
What's with Canada?

first that omar khadi guy getting paid out 10 mil for getting what was coming to him, and now this?

crazy

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I remember feeling horror at this

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Omar kadr owns

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jeff Sichoe posted:

What's with Canada?

first that omar khadi guy getting paid out 10 mil for getting what was coming to him, and now this?

crazy

Holy poo poo if you knew how angry this made some Canadians

There are a lot of people who would have preferred to have wasted 20 million than give him 10 million for being a tortured child soldier

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

if he commits another beheading + cannibalism then you can blame canada but right now let's just see how things play out its still too early to tell!

hey listen here rear end in a top hat, are you a cannibalism expert?

hey dumb-dumb i don't see you having any degrees in decapitation!

let canada do its job and they'll let you do yours, alright?

worry about yourself for a change, okay buddy?

slow your role buster!

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Canada will let a lot of things slide. It's all fine.

Unless of course you are an American living here permanently who has the gull to produce a child who might need some medication.

Then they'll deport the gently caress out of you.

https://globalnews.ca/news/3620003/family-in-shock-after-permanent-residency-denied-by-immigration-canada-due-to-daughters-disability/

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
the canadian prince man is very attractive however

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
I hope he uses this second chance to get ahead.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Orkin Mang posted:

this thread is making me hungry

maybe you should have a head

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

quote:

quote:

The board "is of the opinion that the weight of evidence..."

Wow, it's like they're trying to give him an eating disorder or something.

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
Sounds like Canada is really sticking their necks out for this guy

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

Can't blame a guy for getting head on a bus.

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

now we just need to get the slenderman girls out of prison

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