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I moved into a house I'm renting with a very good friend of mine. She has two cats and one of them has become immediately attached to me for some reason. This cat is in love with me and it loving sucks. He's constantly trying to get up on my lap and then he's always sitting on the back of my chair in my office, like, all the time. So any time i want to sit down at my desk, the god drat cat tries to sit on my keyboard and make biscuits on my legs. How the gently caress am i supposed to type my e-mails to bernie sanders when i can't type because there's a cat in the way? Cats shouldn't even be domesticated all animals should be free.
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lol that you still sit at a chair and use a keyboard to type emails cats are great you goddamn heathen
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Oct 12, 2017 22:01
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Keep them away from cat fuckers, such as the many who frequent GBS. Or alternately give them to those posters? 
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Oct 12, 2017 22:02
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op gets one of the good cats and complains about it
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Oct 12, 2017 22:03
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the other cat is cool he just sits on my roommates bed and looks terrified all the time. like a cat should.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:03
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Have you considered simply cooking and eating the cat, OP? It will not bother any further if you do this. As a side effect, the second cat will be even more terrified than before.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:03
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Hell Yeah posted:all animals should be free. type your emails. type them.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:03
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he's literally sitting in my lap right now purring like an IDIOT.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:04
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Pet the cat and give it kisses, idiot.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:04
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cute!
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Oct 12, 2017 22:05
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Hell Yeah posted:he's literally sitting in my lap right now purring like an IDIOT. pics please Also you moved into the cat's place, hth
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Oct 12, 2017 22:06
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My old roommate's cat loved to sit on top of my CRT monitor because it was so warm and then bat at my mouse cursor on the screen. It was annoying, but how could I be mad at something so cute??
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Oct 12, 2017 22:06
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cat wants what it can't get. smother it with love until it leaves willingly to get some space. This may take a while :3
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Oct 12, 2017 22:09
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Pawn 17 posted:My old roommate's cat loved to sit on top of my CRT monitor because it was so warm and then bat at my mouse cursor on the screen. It was annoying, but how could I be mad at something so cute?? some router manufacturers provide decoy routers so cats dont nap on the real ones
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Oct 12, 2017 22:09
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Give him the ole reversal of fortune and slice him into sashimi 
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Oct 12, 2017 22:09
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My cat has caught 3 birds in the past week. First didn't make it. Second was in shock but after I put it outside flew away. Third. Well, third I found torn to shreds.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:10
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Tax Inductions posted:cat wants what it can't get. smother it with love until it leaves willingly to get some space. This may take a while :3 This also works on women
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Oct 12, 2017 22:10
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Tax Inductions posted:cat wants what it can't get. smother it with love until it leaves willingly to get some space. This may take a while :3 ok just for the record i tried this but it didn't work the cat still constantly tries to get my attention. I can't take a dump without him meowing loudly outside the door until i open it a little and he can come in, and then i'm pooping with the door open like some kind of savage amazonian caveman. it's terribel
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Oct 12, 2017 22:11
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kill the cat but make it look like an accident
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Oct 12, 2017 22:13
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what does "make biscuits" mean
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Oct 12, 2017 22:13
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Waltzing Along posted:My cat has caught 3 birds in the past week. First didn't make it. Second was in shock but after I put it outside flew away. Third. Well, third I found torn to shreds. Don't let your cats outside, but if you are going to ignore this, get one of these: https://www.birdsbesafe.com/ it looks ridiculous but it works Seriously tho there's sick fucks out there; keep your cat in the house if you can Hell Yeah posted:I can't take a dump without him meowing loudly outside the door until i open it a little This is literally every cat ever
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Oct 12, 2017 22:13
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Hell Yeah posted:ok just for the record i tried this but it didn't work the cat still constantly tries to get my attention. I can't take a dump without him meowing loudly outside the door until i open it a little and he can come in, and then i'm pooping with the door open like some kind of savage amazonian caveman. it's terribel imho you're spoiling the cat by catering to its every wish because its just too cute
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Oct 12, 2017 22:14
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Waltzing Along posted:My cat has caught 3 birds in the past week. First didn't make it. Second was in shock but after I put it outside flew away. Third. Well, third I found torn to shreds. This also works on women.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:15
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Enfield posted:what does "make biscuits" mean https://i.imgur.com/cFvBveg.mp4 that other cats trying to get a happy ending 
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Oct 12, 2017 22:16
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Maya Fey posted:imho you're spoiling the cat by catering to its every wish because its just too cute i can't take a poop with a loudly meowing cat right outside the door. i need privacy when i'm on the toilet
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Oct 12, 2017 22:16
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Hell Yeah posted:i can't take a poop with a loudly meowing cat right outside the door. i need privacy when i'm on the toilet opening the door whilst making GBS threads is the opposite of privacy, in my opinion
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Oct 12, 2017 22:17
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I have two cats but no roommate in my large empty house  Don't get divorced!
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Oct 12, 2017 22:18
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gary oldmans diary posted:kneading oh its a baking joke
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Oct 12, 2017 22:18
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gary oldmans diary posted:kneading kitty tryna get a handbeezy
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Oct 12, 2017 22:19
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Edgar posted:I have two cats but no roommate in my large empty house 
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Oct 12, 2017 22:21
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Edgar posted:I have two cats but no roommate in my large empty house
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Oct 12, 2017 22:24
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how droll
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Oct 12, 2017 22:24
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Op is making me horny
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Oct 12, 2017 22:32
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A dude with a kitten or puppy Irresistible to most women, fyi
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Oct 12, 2017 22:33
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Spinster posted:Op is making me horny 
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Oct 12, 2017 22:33
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I love my cats and quite honestly if someone like, I dunno, shot one with a pellet gun or something I would without hesitation murder that person thanks for reading
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Oct 12, 2017 22:37
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One of our cats also likes to hang out on the back of desk chairs. He's a cute lil guy. He's skittish about new people but is super affectionate for us. Despite freaking out when someone knocks on the door, he's actually a little braver than the other cat. The other cat freaks out if you take him outside, but the orange tabby will basically hang out on my shoulder. Sometimes I carry him outside when I gotta get a bag out of the car, and he looks around in amazement. We don't let them outside cuz we're really close to a busy street. Strictly indoor kitties Jeff Sichoe posted:I love my cats and quite honestly if someone like, I dunno, shot one with a pellet gun or something I would without hesitation murder that person when I was like 7, the neighbor boys had a BB gun and we thought it would be funny to shoot a stray cat walking down the street. So one of them lined up and then my dad happened to walk outside for something and saw us. My dad was usually pretty calm but he went through the roof on that one, and I'm glad he stopped us from being stupid rear end in a top hat kids
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Oct 12, 2017 22:37
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why does a person have two cats tell her to choose one or you'll choose it for her
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Oct 12, 2017 22:49
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The freedom of animals offends me. I'd have them all in zoos.
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Oct 12, 2017 22:53
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even the mighty bee?
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