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*self aware AI* (Sorry for the bad OP, but I'm sure you guys can do a better job than me of coming up with some funny critiques of science fiction tropes.)
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:33 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:04 |
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but is we???? *galactic rimshot*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:34 |
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all sci fi is the same ai poo poo now
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:34 |
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i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:34 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:38 |
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*my schematics have been distributed throughout my peer group and everyone knows i need a penis upgrade* beep boop
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:40 |
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Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:41 |
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*Makes Star Trek console noises beep boop*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:43 |
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ok
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:50 |
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half coke half diet posted:Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive? *get cooked alive by radiation in hermetic warp bubble*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:55 |
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*Operates hand-held screen device*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:56 |
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I'm tryna to get a byte to eat
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 22:57 |
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Orkin Mang posted:but is we???? *galactic rimshot* Beep boop
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:11 |
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Orkin Mang posted:i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee Lmao
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:12 |
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*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:13 |
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Have Blue posted:*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism* Im from Buenos Aires and I say Kill them All!!
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:14 |
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*everywhere is japan*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:14 |
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*uploaded my cybernetically enhanced balls to the hyper-copier at the jerk office I work at in Neo Cleveland*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:14 |
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COMPUTER set the replicator to create jumpsuits mode.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:18 |
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Resolution of time travel episode hinges on the concept of a causal loop
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:19 |
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none of these travel methods are plausible!
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:21 |
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It's the 24th century so the elevators also go sideways now
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:23 |
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*everyone wears weird clothes because ITS THE FUTURE*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:24 |
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I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:32 |
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I’m a hacker ninja woman
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:32 |
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I'm too busy loving my shiny terminator sex robot to post right now, sorry
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:33 |
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Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me!
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:34 |
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*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:34 |
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XxXneoSephirothXxX is such a motherfucker
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:35 |
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I'm not the grey goo
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:36 |
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Tyson Tomko posted:*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:37 |
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Now I am
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:37 |
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*names have been replaced by a combination of alphanumeric ID codes and gamer handles*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:38 |
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*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:40 |
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Say Nothing posted:Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me! it's OK, i'm here now, for the next fifty pages you can just sit back, relax, and listen to me drone about libertarianism
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:41 |
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using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:41 |
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jon joe posted:*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology* *is way better than fantasy*
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:41 |
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule im gonna eat my processed soy paste in my tube apartment and watch holoporn
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:42 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 10:04 |
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*all is lost moment* Super tough lady and man team dispatch 100 enemies and save the baby robots
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 23:43 |