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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
*self aware AI*


(Sorry for the bad OP, but I'm sure you guys can do a better job than me of coming up with some funny critiques of science fiction tropes.)

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
but is we???? *galactic rimshot*

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


all sci fi is the same ai poo poo now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Orkin Mang posted:

i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee
lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
*my schematics have been distributed throughout my peer group and everyone knows i need a penis upgrade* beep boop

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip
Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive?

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
*Makes Star Trek console noises beep boop*

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015

ok

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

half coke half diet posted:

Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive?

*get cooked alive by radiation in hermetic warp bubble*

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

*Operates hand-held screen device*

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
I'm tryna to get a byte to eat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

but is we???? *galactic rimshot*

Beep boop

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee

Lmao

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism*

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip

Have Blue posted:

*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism*

Im from Buenos Aires and I say Kill them All!!

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
*everywhere is japan*

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

*uploaded my cybernetically enhanced balls to the hyper-copier at the jerk office I work at in Neo Cleveland*

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

COMPUTER set the replicator to create jumpsuits mode.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Resolution of time travel episode hinges on the concept of a causal loop

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

none of these travel methods are plausible!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
It's the 24th century so the elevators also go sideways now

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
*everyone wears weird clothes because ITS THE FUTURE*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context
im an administrator and take ownership of your files so i can delete you but it still says i need administrator rights to do so. this is sort of thing is why i made sure the matrix just uses fat32

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I’m a hacker ninja woman

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'm too busy loving my shiny terminator sex robot to post right now, sorry

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me!

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
XxXneoSephirothXxX is such a motherfucker

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I'm not the grey goo

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

Tyson Tomko posted:

*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Now I am

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
*names have been replaced by a combination of alphanumeric ID codes and gamer handles*

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Say Nothing posted:

Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me!

it's OK, i'm here now, for the next fifty pages you can just sit back, relax, and listen to me drone about libertarianism

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

jon joe posted:

*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology*

*is way better than fantasy*

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule

im gonna eat my processed soy paste in my tube apartment and watch holoporn

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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010

*all is lost moment*

Super tough lady and man team dispatch 100 enemies and save the baby robots

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