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MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

gently caress Daniel Murphy.

I know he struck out, but I felt the need to say it.

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Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

I don't give a gently caress if it makes the Nats lose to the Dodgers just bring in Scherzer and lock this down.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I yelled at the watch party I'd pay 50 per run that inning so a hundo to the brain aneurysm foundation

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
This just in


gently caress Daniel Murphy

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Go away Daniel

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Poque posted:

I yelled at the watch party I'd pay 50 per run that inning so a hundo to the brain aneurysm foundation

Nice! :hfive:

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Hendricks is at 64 pitches and the 3rd inning isn’t over.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pancakes posted:

$184M speech.

Worth every penny :smug:

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Just IBB him, dude. He's doing a reverse natural home run cycle.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Worth every penny :smug:

No Mo Gio.

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Goddamit if Gio pisses away my beautiful dingers with garbage and wild pitches

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Poque posted:

I yelled at the watch party I'd pay 50 per run that inning so a hundo to the brain aneurysm foundation

Put it in the Toxx thread to inflate our numbers

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Cubs win this game and 200 to whatever charity whoever quotes this first after the game wants

:toxx:

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

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Dexo posted:

Cubs win this game and 200 to whatever charity whoever quotes this first after the game wants

:toxx:

Puerto Rico.

Edit - literally any charity for Puerto Rico since they all need it.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
I don't like this Umps delayed strike call, it gives me anxiety.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Put it in the Toxx thread to inflate our numbers

I have to update the OP tonight or tomorrow but by now I'm pretty sure we're over $1,000 across all donations.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


baseball, man

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Pancakes posted:

I have to update the OP tonight or tomorrow but by now I'm pretty sure we're over $1,000 across all donations.

If the Cubs lose I'll do smaller ones for the Stros and Dodgers for the next series

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Poque posted:

If the Cubs lose I'll do smaller ones for the Stros and Dodgers for the next series

I need to find another trigger for the national eating disorders association. DH's suck at hitting dingers.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Woaaaaaah did Baez lay off that pitch

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Okay that scherzer promotion pic with the K in each eye is pretty cool.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Scherzer stretching.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
So close to seeing the rarest play in baseball. A Javier Baez walk.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Why is Hendricks hitting?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Dunno about not hitting for Hendricks here...

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

I don't know if I love or hate that Albers looks like some schlub who got pulled out of the stands to pitch an inning or two.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Niwrad posted:

Why is Hendricks hitting?

Our bullpen cannot be trusted

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Zwabu posted:

I don't know if I love or hate that Albers looks like some schlub who got pulled out of the stands to pitch an inning or two.

Everyone should love Albers.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Albers is the guy my non baseball friends point to and say "Baseball players aren't athletes"

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Popete posted:

Our bullpen cannot be trusted

Hendricks has maybe one inning left in him and it's an elimination game. Can't really just give away outs.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ChiTownEddie posted:

Everyone should love Albers.

Didn’t he get the game-winning RBI for himself in an interleague game when he played for the White Sox, or am I imagining that?

E: I kind of wasn’t. Double, score, got the win. Fat guy relief pitcher double!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mjMy9kvF4vg

Pancakes fucked around with this message at 02:43 on Oct 13, 2017

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Jason Stark Retweeted posted:


Christopher Kamka‏ @ckamka 41m41 minutes ago

Last time a Dusty Baker team won an elimination game, Julio Franco was the opposing first baseman.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

"The great Dodgers" won 104 this year you gently caress

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

ChiTownEddie posted:

Everyone should love Albers.

Hey hey hey! It's Maaaattt Albers!

ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.

Pancakes posted:

Didn’t he get the game-winning RBI for himself in an interleague game when he played for the White Sox, or am I imagining that?

Hahaha I don't know, but I want it to be true so badly.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

ChiTownEddie posted:

Hahaha I don't know, but I want it to be true so badly.

I edited it, he got the double and scored the winning run, then pitched the bottom of the inning. It's not as majestic as the Bartolo dinger, but it's still pretty good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Hey hey hey! It's Maaaattt Albers!

I like to imagine when he walks into his local bar everyone goes "Albers!"

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hendricks looking good

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
my kid has suddenly decided this week to stay up hours past his bedtime while screaming . maybe the cubs offense can put him to sleep? first ever game for him to watch

I grabbed my brand new fully mesh hat I bought too as a rally cap here we go

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