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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Besesoth posted:

My favorite is the person who drew a yellow Target logo for Walmart.

I like the EU flag WAL★MART.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




mama mia :staredog:

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

:lsd:

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Absolutely lost it at Cloned sheep

Theris
Oct 9, 2007

Wifi Toilet posted:

Absolutely lost it at Cloned sheep

For me it was the extrapolation of Moore's Law that assumes we're going to eventually be making sub-quark sized transistors.

Edit: and despite that massive increase in computing power, VR is 30 years away.

Theris has a new favorite as of 08:02 on Oct 6, 2017

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



i'm masayoshi son's beloved grandmother

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




My favourite moment was "gather information by thinking".

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."



Ameba

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Wifi Toilet posted:

Absolutely lost it at Cloned sheep

I couldn't make it past "happy = touched".

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Regalingualius posted:

I couldn't make it past "happy = touched".

I'm still having trouble getting past "What would be the saddest thing in your life" with the most popular answer being "sorrow" and the fourth being "despair."

E: I get that they probably mean "mourning" but still, those are synonyms guys

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

cinci zoo sniper posted:

My favourite moment was "gather information by thinking".

That one and the pic they chose was loving amazing.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Fathis Munk posted:

That one and the pic they chose was loving amazing.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
So loving good. That little smug smile is the best.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Regalingualius posted:

I couldn't make it past "happy = touched".

"Touched by seeing ", so I guess we're all gonna develop synaesthesia.

And then later on they call it "touched by sightseeing" and instead talk about searching the Internet (in VR!)

And these are one of japan's biggest companies?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Strom Cuzewon posted:

"Touched by seeing ", so I guess we're all gonna develop synaesthesia.

And then later on they call it "touched by sightseeing" and instead talk about searching the Internet (in VR!)

And these are one of japan's biggest companies?

The presenter is something like the richest man in Japan, no less.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


lmfao this is ruining me



saved as metal_gear_solid_3_strats.png

Tobermory
Mar 31, 2011

After the singularity, all golden retrievers will be wired for telepathy.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Softbank is sorta insane, you say?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPXL5slQUmY

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
SoftBank Values:

4) Think till our brains crush

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
BRING BRAIN COMPUTER TO LIFE

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





:laffo: What the hell?

Sound Mr. Brown
Feb 21, 2005

The love of learning, the sequestered nooks,
And all the sweet serenity of books.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

:laffo: What the hell?

there's a whole series with this family and they are DELIGHTFUL

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Can you really say an amoeba has even one brain cell? If you were to say that, then you might as well say it has one stomach cell, and one tongue cell, and so on.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Zemyla posted:

Can you really say an amoeba has even one brain cell? If you were to say that, then you might as well say it has one stomach cell, and one tongue cell, and so on.
Or you could go the other way round and claim amoeba are 100% brain! :v:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




kinda creepy that the ad promotes brainwashing, i didnt realize back when... anyway the best commercials w incongruous western poo poo are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwSRi43MRE

(turn annotations on for this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

Powaqoatse posted:

kinda creepy that the ad promotes brainwashing, i didnt realize back when... anyway the best commercials w incongruous western poo poo are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcwSRi43MRE

(turn annotations on for this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

Nah check this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jw6Nusk288

They're both famous MMA fighters who made their careers in Japan.

Rumda
Nov 4, 2009

Moth Lesbian Comrade

Sound Mr. Brown posted:

there's a whole series with this family and they are DELIGHTFUL

And a whole series with the alien impersonating Tommy Lee Jones adverting canned coffee.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Zemyla posted:

Can you really say an amoeba has even one brain cell? If you were to say that, then you might as well say it has one stomach cell, and one tongue cell, and so on.

Rude.

frankenfreak posted:

Or you could go the other way round and claim amoeba are 100% brain! :v:

Cheers.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug
Late to the dogpile, but is that a Wi-Fi-enabled dog?

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Teach posted:

Late to the dogpile, but is that a Wi-Fi-enabled dog?



Never underestimate Kickstarter

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

TheKennedys posted:

Never underestimate Kickstarter

Our company will install WiFi routers inside of homeless dogs, so people are encouraged to care for them, and adopt them to get free WiFi.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Paladinus posted:

Our company will install WiFi routers inside of homeless dogs, so people are encouraged to care for them, and adopt them to get free WiFi.

On the flip side, cybersecurity during the Olympics will take a dark turn.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Paladinus posted:

Our company will install WiFi routers inside of homeless dogs, so people are encouraged to care for them, and adopt them to get free WiFi.

when some silicon valley shitstain attempts to disrupt the wifi market using this idea i'm blaming you

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

World War Mammories posted:

when some silicon valley shitstain attempts to disrupt the wifi market using this idea i'm blaming you

They've already done "turn homeless people into wifi hotspots"

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





I'm Central African Ocean, OP.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

That might be the worst color scale I've ever seen.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
It's beautiful.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

That has to be deliberate. Jesus Christ.

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feller
Jul 5, 2006


How do you get any freakin work done in the yellow zones.

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