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Cause I'm starting to think it's a bunch of hooey. I licked every frog I've seen and all I ever got was salmonella and a lifetime ban from Petco. How's a guy get started in the toad licking game? Hit me with your pointers.
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Ive been letting the toads lick me, dosent get me high but its a living
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Oct 13, 2017 10:13
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You got to lick their butthole OP. hth.
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Oct 13, 2017 10:29
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It only works when they're full of chemtrails.
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Oct 13, 2017 10:30
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i chew the like a dumb poo poo
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Oct 13, 2017 10:33
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No, but I used to huff white out.
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Oct 13, 2017 10:42
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You need to lick the right one. You're almost there.
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Oct 13, 2017 11:06
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I keep one in my throat, but I enjoy the drip
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Oct 13, 2017 11:08
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No, I do it because I like the taste
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Oct 13, 2017 11:20
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Does your mother count?
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Oct 13, 2017 11:22
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we are all already licking buttholes now toads??? what next?????????????
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Oct 13, 2017 11:30
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Lol if U DON'T
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Oct 13, 2017 11:33
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poo poo i've been licking chodes thanks for reading, everyone
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Oct 13, 2017 14:55
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In any case I'm fairly sure that's a form of sexual harassment.
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Oct 13, 2017 14:57
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No, but you ever swallowed loads to get by?
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Oct 13, 2017 14:58
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licking the toad wont work unless you take a monoamine oxidase inhibitor in advance, you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom
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Oct 13, 2017 15:02
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Familyguy_dontdotoad_song.wav
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Oct 13, 2017 15:52
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i thought i was milking the poison glands dry but now i'm giving birth to millions of tadpoles
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Oct 13, 2017 15:53
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im buttchugging a toad right now
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Oct 13, 2017 16:39
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fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress
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Oct 13, 2017 16:59
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poverty goat posted:you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom Stop stealing my pick up lines.
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Gammatron 64 posted:fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress http://imgur.com/ACkDtj5 Edit: hey my pic isn't showing Edit2: Eh, here's the link Instruction Manuel fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Oct 13, 2017 |
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Oct 13, 2017 17:22
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Gammatron 64 posted:fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress Wanna lick that dog.
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Oct 13, 2017 17:24
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Every toad I lick turns into a nymphomaniac blonde that looks like Nikki Benz and I gotta tell em' sorry, I'm saving myself for marriage.
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Oct 13, 2017 17:27
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No, just dick.
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Oct 13, 2017 17:27
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Poison dart frogs is what you wanna lick OP
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Oct 13, 2017 17:29
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no Family Guy told me it's bad
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Oct 13, 2017 21:11
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dick loads to get high every day
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Zorodius posted:Cause I'm starting to think it's a bunch of hooey. I licked every frog I've seen and all I ever got was salmonella and a lifetime ban from Petco. I never licked a toad put it was pretty funny when homer did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xd9CnUK3jA
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Oct 14, 2017 02:07
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gary oldmans diary posted:im buttchugging a toad right now Same
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Oct 14, 2017 03:25
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ContraBoss posted:Same same but being buttchugged by a toad
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Oct 14, 2017 03:50
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*kicks legs in vain*
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Oct 14, 2017 04:15
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To get as high as possible off of toads you have to kiss them. No princess poo poo either you gotta really loving french the toads.
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Inkfish posted:To get as high as possible off of toads you have to kiss them. No princess poo poo either you gotta really loving french the toads. yeah! get your tongue involved with their weird tongue
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Oct 14, 2017 04:20
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin Looks nasty
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Oct 14, 2017 04:28
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Did it once. Turned out to be a prince. Now he sleeps on my couch and won't leave. What an rear end in a top hat.
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poverty goat posted:licking the toad wont work unless you take a monoamine oxidase inhibitor in advance, you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I never licked a toad put it was pretty funny when homer did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjzwZNGP11I
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Oct 14, 2017 06:28
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king toad, is what you need
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I'm not sure I licked the right place I got dysyntery
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