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"gently caress" I say to my cat, Posey, waking her up from her nap. "poo poo rear end drat" I continue. she assumes a sitting position and begins to clean her face
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Meowing back to my cat, mocking their tone of voice
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Oct 12, 2017 22:15
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After a moment of thought I am ready to deliver to my cat a scathing rebuttal. "By your own logic", I begin,
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Oct 12, 2017 22:37
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After a moment of thought I am ready to deliver to my cat a scathing rebuttal. "By your own logic", I begin,
Heck, if you're in a cussin mood, can it a re-rear end-al
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Oct 12, 2017 22:38
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"Hey a**hole!"
"No need to be rude" my cat replies, having secretly mastered speech some time ago and waiting for the perfect moment to reveal it.
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I'm gonna adopt a nice kitty soon and I'm super excited thinking about what swears I'm gonna yell at it first
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Oct 13, 2017 01:52
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"your mother was a dirty w**** and your father was a b******" i whisper into the kittens ear as she sleeps in my lap. later when she wakes she'll wonder if she just dreamt it
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Oct 13, 2017 03:16
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So Damn Saucy
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Your nose is ugly and stupid
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Oct 13, 2017 03:54
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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you're a pussy, cat
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Oct 13, 2017 04:02
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My cat and I yell homophobic and racist slurs at each other but it's funny because we're both gay minority homophobic racists
*in a new feature film by Adam Sandler...*
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Oct 13, 2017 04:03
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*cat looks up from cleaning paws*
"I don't like swearing, but yeah go off and tell your friends I can talk it'll be like air bud except you suck at sports"
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There's a cat in the apt below me that always looks out the window and I flip off that nosy bitch everyday as I drive away. Like get a life quit staring.
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Oct 13, 2017 15:51
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My cats deaf.
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Oct 13, 2017 17:19
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nice, that means you can really let loose with impunity
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Oct 13, 2017 17:23
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i'm into fashion
men are my passion
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My cat is a dick.
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Why don't you loving cover your poop, you jerk! I can smell your litter box in the next room!
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Oct 14, 2017 05:20
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singing "Beep" by the Pussycat Dolls to my cat, but not actually beeping out any of the words
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Oct 14, 2017 17:29
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lol
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Oct 14, 2017 18:53
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Reaing Mein Kampf to my cat, who doesn't become a Nazi.
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strapping kitty into the Clockwork Orange brainwashing chair. After 17 days, no improvement. She is still a cat.
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Oct 14, 2017 18:55
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Welcome to my home, which I call the Retard Cat Castle. Sit on my couch AKA the Stupid Pussy Throne. Would you like some water in a cat bowl? I call it Meowing Idiot Juice. No, I'm more of a dog person, why do you ask?
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Oct 14, 2017 18:57
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Welcome to my home, which I call the Retard Cat Castle. Sit on my couch AKA the Stupid Pussy Throne. Would you like some water in a cat bowl? I call it Meowing Idiot Juice. No, I'm more of a dog person, why do you ask?
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Oct 14, 2017 20:44
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for real, gently caress cats
like, jesus christ how hard is it cats?
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Oct 18, 2017 00:42
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feeling bad about the swears i said to my cat and apologizing to her the next day
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Oct 18, 2017 17:31
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feeling bad about the swears i said to my cat and apologizing to her the next day
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After a moment of thought I am ready to deliver to my cat a scathing rebuttal. "By your own logic", I begin,
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i called my cat all the cool insults i learned from reading joss whedon's twitter feed. she didnt care! wtf?!
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"you fucknut nerfherder!" i screamed at my cat, who only lifted her head because of the volune of my voice before laying it back down to resume napping.
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Methodically detailing my plans to murder C-List celebrities to my cat because I'm sure she's not listening. Being woken up by the FBI a week later. wtf, cat. If you were concerned you could just have talked to me about it.
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