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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


peramene posted:

casual reminder to get your rear end in the discord server because in like three hours i will proceed to the next pregame phase with or without you

You’re not my supervisor :colbert:

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sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

chaoslord posted:

You’re not my supervisor :colbert:

as your supervisor, I order you to not join the discord

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


this is a stickup posted:

as your supervisor, I order you to not join the discord

:ok:

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice
##unvote I guess

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Xad posted:

##unvote I guess

yuore'ew SCMU

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Tobbs is scum.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

How do I know, well let me tell you.

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

Max posted:

Tobbs is scum.

.mucs si bbosT

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

Tobbs is scum.

A wronger post has ne'er been made.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Xad posted:

.mucs si bbosT

Its thiseguy. hehadat ot erspond to my RPOVOCATIOTON.

SCUMNt.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Max posted:

How do I know, well let me tell you.

tEMOPELe GAMEis my counterargument

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Oh no wait, it was Bif that was scum.

AMIGOS



TO ALL 7 BILLION KIRA LOVERS OUT THERE LIVING UNDER HIS DIVINE LIGHT, HOW YA'LL DOIN'?

TONIGHT ON DEATH SHOT, WE HAVE A 10000 KIRA BUCK BOUNTY ON BIF, SO WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK

Hailing from an island of violent thieves and murderers, Bif was first to ask "Do we even need Kira?" according to a source close to Biffauxnen (if that's even her real name.) Having recently lied her way through a tough social situation at home, this individual is a prime candidate for Kira's judgement. Should she be found lacking, she will surely be the first to experiance the light of Kira's love.

And if she doesn't, well who knows. Maybe she is Kira, and you are all just as ants to her. But never the less, keep this in mind:

Bifauxnen posted:

Harsha Brandkamp
Axe to the face
9462.3.15

She has already shown a flagrant disregard for life, something Kira holds sacred to their heart. Does such an individual deserve ours and Kira's love?


I DON'T THINK SO.

TERMS FOR THIS ARE STANDARD. SHE MUST DIE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOUR KIRA BUCKS. NO DEAD BODY, NO REWARD

REMEMBER, KIRA BUCKS MAY BE EXCHANGED AT YOUR LOCAL KIRA INSURANCE AGENCY, TO ENSURE HIS DIVINE LIGHT PERHAPS MISSES YOU EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHO KNOWS? YOU MAY NEED A DAY TO REPENT BEFORE KIRA COMES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO KIRA WILL JUDGE FIRST. IT MAY BE YOUR FINAL BROADCAST, SO YOU DEFINITELY WON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
The premiere broadcast of Death Shot aired primarily in the Greater Los Angeles Area, to unexpectedly high ratings for a small budget program. The producers were delighted to accept a contract to allow the show to expand its broadcast area to almost all of Southern California.

SHALASHASKA HAWKE
Nov 10, 2016

No child soldier in poverty by 1990
who's kiira?

Xad
Jul 2, 2009

"Either Sonic is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference!"

College Slice

SLASHER HAWKE posted:

who's kiira?

david bowie

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Donald Trump

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
Damnit pera, the deadline is 6am UK time.

Ugh.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Yorkshire Tea posted:

Damnit pera, the deadline is 6am UK time.

Ugh.

It really doesn't matter. Think of it as less a deadline and more "when I will start processing actions that were turned in well in advance of the deadline"

Quidthulhu
Dec 17, 2003

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

Max posted:

Oh no wait, it was Bif that was scum.

AMIGOS



TO ALL 7 BILLION KIRA LOVERS OUT THERE LIVING UNDER HIS DIVINE LIGHT, HOW YA'LL DOIN'?

TONIGHT ON DEATH SHOT, WE HAVE A 10000 KIRA BUCK BOUNTY ON BIF, SO WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK

Hailing from an island of violent thieves and murderers, Bif was first to ask "Do we even need Kira?" according to a source close to Biffauxnen (if that's even her real name.) Having recently lied her way through a tough social situation at home, this individual is a prime candidate for Kira's judgement. Should she be found lacking, she will surely be the first to experiance the light of Kira's love.

And if she doesn't, well who knows. Maybe she is Kira, and you are all just as ants to her. But never the less, keep this in mind:


She has already shown a flagrant disregard for life, something Kira holds sacred to their heart. Does such an individual deserve ours and Kira's love?


I DON'T THINK SO.

TERMS FOR THIS ARE STANDARD. SHE MUST DIE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOUR KIRA BUCKS. NO DEAD BODY, NO REWARD

REMEMBER, KIRA BUCKS MAY BE EXCHANGED AT YOUR LOCAL KIRA INSURANCE AGENCY, TO ENSURE HIS DIVINE LIGHT PERHAPS MISSES YOU EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHO KNOWS? YOU MAY NEED A DAY TO REPENT BEFORE KIRA COMES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO KIRA WILL JUDGE FIRST. IT MAY BE YOUR FINAL BROADCAST, SO YOU DEFINITELY WON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

this is a compelling broadcast

##unvote

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I watched two episodes of Death Note and I’m afraid I didn’t like it very much. Apologies.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

St Evan Echoes posted:

I watched two episodes of Death Note and I’m afraid I didn’t like it very much. Apologies.

Boo this man.

Boooooo.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

peramene posted:

It really doesn't matter. Think of it as less a deadline and more "when I will start processing actions that were turned in well in advance of the deadline"

On the upside you started the game the day after quarter end, so I won't actually be snowed under at work.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Yorkshire Tea posted:

Boo this man.

Boooooo.

I’m keeping my vote on you

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Whats the deal with the Discord channel? Is it just available at certain times?

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

SalTheBard posted:

Whats the deal with the Discord channel? Is it just available at certain times?

Once the game begins, you'll have access to game-relevant channels. Every night, I'll hide those channels and create new channels (easier to read and archive that way) for that day - the server will be a living and shifting being of pure chaos and hatred until we are at last concluded.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
though it would help if I actually managed the permissions correctly <3 you should see prelaunch now, Sal - sorry about that

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

i didnt get a discord link

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I am the Discord!

Jeabus Mahogany
Feb 13, 2011

I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide
Search deep within yourself and find the Discord inside your heart

Max
Nov 30, 2002

TONIGHT, ON DEATH SHOT

WILL BIF BE KIRA'S NEXT VICTIM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LEAD A PURE LIFE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APPLE?

AND FINALLY

A NEW PROFILE, ON A VERY, VERY SPECIAL WOMAN



TUNE IN, LATER TONIGHT.

sentimental snail
Nov 22, 2007

DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?
anime, is the scum

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
##vote anime

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.

Max posted:

TONIGHT, ON DEATH SHOT

WILL BIF BE KIRA'S NEXT VICTIM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LEAD A PURE LIFE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APPLE?

AND FINALLY

A NEW PROFILE, ON A VERY, VERY SPECIAL WOMAN



TUNE IN, LATER TONIGHT.

Death shot is a highlight of my day.

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
if you don't have your PM

or if you have any questions which I can answer for you without breaking kayfabe

you have... twenty eight and a half hours

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Why am I so flawless? :sparkles:

Max
Nov 30, 2002

AMIGOS



TO ALL 7 BILLION KIRA LOVERS OUT THERE LIVING UNDER HIS DIVINE LIGHT, HOW YA'LL DOIN'?

TONIGHT ON DEATH SHOT, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BOUNTY ON THE ONE, THE ONLY, peremene

SO LETS TAKE A LOOK!



You may recognize peremene from the news a year ago. She rocketed to the front page in financial news after a hostile takeover of the company that produces Viagra. Claiming that she was going to "ruin erections forever" peremene then began a rather aggressive campaign of increasing the price of Viagra 50x while also taking some rather liberal cost cutting measures to the manufacture of everyone's favorite blue pill by printing anime on both the boxes and the pills themselves.

This, you will recall, was not illegal. What was illegal was then shorting the stock and being caught red handed in some rather heinous insider trading and securities fraud.

Today we are sad to announce that she was fined $250,000 in court and was otherwise let loose back into the world. A paltry sum for an almost billionaire. We believe that once again, man's justice system has failed, and so we ask for Kira to hear our plea to render a more permanent and thorough judgement against the anime loving ex-CEO peremene.

Also, she has the Wu-Tang Clan's secret, and that is a travesty.


WE CALL UPON KIRA TO SHINE HIS LIGHT ON THIS TRAVESTY OF A HUMAN, AND TO BRING HIS LOVE TO HER DOORSTEP.

UNTIL NEXT TIME!

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Deliberate misspelling confirms peramene is kira.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

JUDY MAKES NO MISTAKES

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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

JUDY MAKES NO MISTAKES

:agreed:

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