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Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force.    
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Oct 15, 2017 03:05
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I am the lady in the blue scarf wondering why they are carting around anime swords
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Oct 15, 2017 03:07
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If you think about it, if you're going to drop a sword from 10,000 ft, you'd want it to be a pretty big sword. And you'll want your uniforms to resemble death star officers:  edit: wrong picture Caufman has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Oct 15, 2017 |
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Oct 15, 2017 03:07
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vader: im not touching you
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Oct 15, 2017 03:12
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Guy on the right is definitely getting blamed for the death star plans falling into rebel hands.
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Oct 15, 2017 03:13
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sneakyfrog posted:vader: im not touching you He doesn't have to. 
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Oct 15, 2017 03:13
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Solice Kirsk posted:He doesn't have to. thats only when he is struck unconscious by an energy beam from an alien probe. While minutes pass for the rest of the crew, the probe makes Darth Vader experience 40 years of lifetime as Kamin, a humanoid scientist whose planet is threatened by the nova of its sun.
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Oct 15, 2017 03:16
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sneakyfrog posted:I am the lady in the blue scarf wondering why they are carting around anime swords Uh excuse me have you seen any giant cylcopses roaming the country? Didn't think so.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Uh excuse me have you seen any giant cylcopses roaming the country?  that was triceracop.
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sneakyfrog posted:thats only when he is struck unconscious by an energy beam from an alien probe. While minutes pass for the rest of the crew, the probe makes Darth Vader experience 40 years of lifetime as Kamin, a humanoid scientist whose planet is threatened by the nova of its sun. A... star trek reference ??
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Oct 15, 2017 03:21
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a kitten posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force. .
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Oct 15, 2017 03:28
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a kitten posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force. Come on, we all could have predicted this when the Air Force changed their insignia from the old star and cross bar to the Imperial Terran Space Raptor or whatever it is they were going for. I mean, it's baddass but you did get the feeling they were a little bit nuts when it was rolled out.
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LogisticEarth posted:Come on, we all could have predicted this when the Air Force changed their insignia from the old star and cross bar to the Imperial Terran Space Raptor or whatever it is they were going for. The Air Force is just a bunch nerds. Have fun rifling through these: https://www.google.com/search?q=hil...iw=1536&bih=734 edit: This is probably my favorite: 
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Oct 15, 2017 03:37
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a kitten posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force. For the first 2 I honestly thought someone had artfully CG'd stupid anime swords into legit photos for a laugh.
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Oct 15, 2017 04:21
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Gromit posted:For the first 2 I honestly thought someone had artfully CG'd stupid anime swords into legit photos for a laugh. They aren't photoshopped?
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Oct 15, 2017 05:16
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a kitten posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force. Pfft, nice ilevel 750 gear, scrubs. Come back with an artifact weapon and I might let you group with me.
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Oct 15, 2017 05:20
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Screaming Idiot posted:Pfft, nice ilevel 750 gear, scrubs. Come back with an artifact weapon and I might let you group with me. We must not have a legendary gap with north korea
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Oct 15, 2017 05:40
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Screaming Idiot posted:Pfft, nice ilevel 750 gear, scrubs. Come back with an artifact weapon and I might let you group with me. They've been grinding for an F35 drop* and haven't had a chance to update any of their gear. * they apparently don't know the drop rate is bugged as of last patch
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Oct 15, 2017 05:40
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That's probably for the best, drops from Lockheed Martin have a terrible issue with randomly deleting the user's character for no reason.
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Oct 15, 2017 06:00
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a kitten posted:Ladies and gentlemen, the US air force. So what's the actual deal with the fancy swords?
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Oct 15, 2017 06:29
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Neddy Seagoon posted:So what's the actual deal with the fancy swords? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_the_Sword_(United_States)
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Oct 15, 2017 06:36
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Having some sort of honor/award be a sword makes sense to me, it's the military after all. But there being a Giant Anime Swordtm for the ceremony keeps cracking me up every time i look at those pictures. Can't use some random actual sword, that'll never do. Have to go down to the swap meet and get a good sword.
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Oct 15, 2017 07:01
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Parrotine posted:Boy howdy, it comes in a snazzy padded case! That's so the seller gets to say "Yeah, I got the sauce. *clicks open case* You got the money?"
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Oct 15, 2017 07:22
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Im not how I'd feel talking orders from General Looney
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a kitten posted:Having some sort of honor/award be a sword makes sense to me, it's the military after all. But there being a Giant Anime Swordtm for the ceremony keeps cracking me up every time i look at those pictures. Funniest part is it's basically all about brown nosing your boss by buying him a bigger anime sword than the other guy
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Oct 15, 2017 08:39
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If the Master and Commander books are to be believed, back during the Age of Sail an officer would sometimes get awarded a really expensive, really high quality sword. But that was for using to stab people with, during boarding actions. So, really, they should be planning to drop the massive sword out the window onto the enemy's head.
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Oct 15, 2017 08:43
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They should mount the giant swords on the front of planes like a bayonet, at least get some psychological use out of them. Or at the end of the plane's wing, being held by a big cartoon hand.
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Oct 15, 2017 09:15
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Fly lower, I want to hit them with my sword.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Just make JDAM kits for giant swords. Global Integrated Attack Networked Technology - Standoff Weapon for Objective Rapid Deployment. Low collateral damage, high precision, deployable by multiple platforms in current US and allied inventory, perfect weapon for 21st century warfighter needs! 3 million $ per kit, 20 billion $ program cost. Hire me, Lockheed Martin.
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Oct 15, 2017 10:26
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Gervasius posted:Just make JDAM kits for giant swords. Giant mechas or GTFO. I wont be satisfied with our terrible future until I can die inside of a giant robot.
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Oct 15, 2017 11:00
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Dreddout posted:Ah, living clothes the height of eroticism! My fetish is parasites
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Why??? You can literally get that same flavored corn syrup at any grocery store for <$5. I was about to ask if people are really this goddamn stupid, but I already know the answer. N. Korea needs to hurry up and nuke us. We deserve it.
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Zipperelli. posted:I was about to ask if people are really this goddamn stupid, but I already know the answer. N. Korea needs to hurry up and nuke us. We deserve it. I don't want a bunch of people with love in their hearts to suffer and die because a few internet weirdos can't stop guzzling identity capitalism
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Oct 15, 2017 13:32
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't want a bunch of people with love in their hearts to suffer and die because a few internet weirdos can't stop guzzling identity capitalism I do
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Oct 15, 2017 13:40
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Randaconda posted:I do I will keel-haul you until you learn to love.
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Randaconda posted:I do 
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