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So I've made the poor life choice of spending most of my Sunday messing around writing a Markov chain generator and feeding it AGOT. While still somewhat crude, it spit out this nugget:George R.R. Markov posted:Syrio's stick came whistling up and rang against his helm. "I am Syrio Forel, and you will name your child after me." Dany smiled. "My son has his name, but I will if I have to, we'll see how you feel." Jon trembled. "I will never father a bastard," he said carefully.
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This is my new canon ending.
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George R.R. Markov posted posted:Syrio's stick came whistling up and rang against his helm. "I am Syrio Forel, and you will name your child after me." Dany smiled. "My son has his name, but I will if I have to, we'll see how you feel." Jon trembled. "I will never father a bastard," he said carefully. It honors all characters and provides satisfying closure, I'm done with the series now.
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Brother Friendship posted:It honors all characters and provides satisfying closure, I'm done with the series now.
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GAME... OVER! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYtYYdu3eHQ
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frankenfreak posted:So I've made the poor life choice of spending most of my Sunday messing around writing a Markov chain generator and feeding it AGOT. While still somewhat crude, it spit out this nugget: You should do this with this and the previous bad threads.
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Normy posted:You should do this with this and the previous bad threads. Hold off on this till the series finale of GoT airs, then use it create the ultimate shitpost. At which point, lock the thread and never make a new one. The End
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nine-gear crow posted:Hold off on this till the series finale of GoT airs, then use it create the ultimate shitpost. At which point, lock the thread and never make a new one. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
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frankenfreak posted:So I've made the poor life choice of spending most of my Sunday messing around writing a Markov chain generator and feeding it AGOT. While still somewhat crude, it spit out this nugget: RC Cola posted:Years ago someone made a gif that was dany saying mother of dragons all strong willed and then it cut to drogan loving her soggy style. Does anyone have this? While digging through my gif folder, came across these too kcroy fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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the "Leal with it!" one is the superior version
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 14:44 |
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Well, he's finally dead RIP Roy
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 17:13 |
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Because of GRRM's slowness, Roy never got to see how the series ended. What an absolute fucker.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 17:22 |
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Well, of Roy we can definitely say this. His order does not deal in pig poo poo.
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um, i don't check in here a lot because there will never be another book but did i just read somewhere that there are five "successor" shows being planned for the HBO series? like 5 more TV shows about asoiaf are in the works for after got finishes? what in the hell is going on?
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Former Everything posted:um, i don't check in here a lot because there will never be another book but 5 scripts for possible pilots.
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 18:33 |
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I hope one of them is a mocumentary cooking show about trying to find the baker with the best lemon cake recipe. Like where the characters talk to the camera and stuff like in The Office, but they're in Westeros.
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Former Everything posted:um, i don't check in here a lot because there will never be another book but Most likely, only one of them will get made. They won't actually make all of them (probably), they just ordered scripts and outlines for the six concepts.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I hope one of them is a mocumentary cooking show about trying to find the baker with the best lemon cake recipe. Like where the characters talk to the camera and stuff like in The Office, but they're in Westeros. A Great Westerosi Bakeoff mockumentary? I'd watch that. e: Especially if they got Mel and Sue to do it. PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Oct 16, 2017 |
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I’d watch a lovely soap opera with the cast of the mummers troupe. Call it Tears of Lys. Gimme a million dollars HBO
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Blind Sally posted:the "Leal with it!" one is the superior version /agree , don't have it though
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Lycus posted:5 scripts for possible pilots. the one ring poem kind of went off the rails towards the end
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# ? Oct 16, 2017 23:39 |
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The fucker strikes again, sorry Roy I'm going to miss your horribly awkward book reading
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kcroy posted:/agree , don't have it though well, poo poo, all ya had to do was ask:
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 03:34 |
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man I forgot vargo hoat had a zorse that's neat
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SirKibbles posted:The fucker strikes again, sorry Roy I'm going to miss your horribly awkward book reading I'll take Dotrice's inexplicably Welsh Tyrion over DinkleTyrion any day of the week. Also, his Dolores Ed, eh.
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There are plenty of characters Dotrice did really well, even his pouty Arya becomes adorable after a while, but nothing excuses racist chinese caricature missandei.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:There are plenty of characters Dotrice did really well, even his pouty Arya becomes adorable after a while, but nothing excuses racist chinese caricature missandei. Dotrice was an old british guy, right? That would at least explain it. He probably grew up looking at literal maps of the British empire owning much of the world and asia was labeled 'The Orient'.
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Dotrice didn't do any woman or kid well because they all sounded like old men.
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It's really just bizarre to give missandei a really strong and comical accent given that she's described as a child prodigy and someone who is fluent in eleven languages. It reminds me of the bizarre dialogue in the show when she asks Jon to explain bastardry to her, like of all characters she's just about the last one who would not know what such a common word means.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 17:46 |
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Didn't he also pronounce Brienne as Bry-een and Petyr as Pe-tire or some poo poo?
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some guy on the bus posted:Didn't he also pronounce Brienne as Bry-een and Petyr as Pe-tire or some poo poo? Yes, which makes it very comical when she scalds Jaime for calling her wench and says "my name is BRY-EEN". You'd think he could have probably asked GRRM how to pronounce those names? Oh and he also reads Aeron Damp-hair as Aeron Damfair but apparently half the reader base didn't get it either.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Oh and he also reads Aeron Damp-hair as Aeron Damfair but apparently half the reader base didn't get it either.
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PittTheElder posted:A Great Westerosi Bakeoff mockumentary? I'd watch that. You know it’s going to be Amy’s Bakery instead
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emanresu tnuocca posted:Oh and he also reads Aeron Damp-hair as Aeron Damfair but apparently half the reader base didn't get it either.
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emanresu tnuocca posted:
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Lycus posted:Doesn't GRRM say "Pronounce poo poo however you want." when asked? If he says that to you, just say, "Then I pronounce 'you' DEAD, sir!" and devour his head with a single bite.
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:39 |
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Half the joy of GRRM stories is trying to figure out what mundane name inspired things like Cersei and Selyse
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# ? Oct 17, 2017 19:47 |
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A few names are not fantasy flavored mundane names and Cersei is one of them. Cersei is pretty clearly a reference to Circe, the witch from the Odyssey that turns men into pigs.
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