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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
HOOCHIE MAMA

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Gyshall posted:

ANOTHER POST FOR MILLOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Hey, uh, Gyshall, I don't mind rolling over here, but could you lighten up on the 'not a man' stuff?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Sash! posted:

Hey, uh, Gyshall, I don't mind rolling over here, but could you lighten up on the 'not a man' stuff?
Hey everybody, look! The little chicken girl Sash! wants me to ease up. He can't handle this, so he cries like a woman!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!"

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to post, "SERENITY NOW!"

Are you supposed to write it in all caps?

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room!! Don't blame the mechanism!!!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

Are you supposed to write it in all caps?

The man on the tape wasn't specific.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

tapine posted:

If you want the leg room, say you want the leg room!! Don't blame the mechanism!!!

Well, maybe I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you do.

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Top of the muffin to you!!

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

The older I get the more I agree with Mr Lipmann -- it *is* Top of the Muffin TO YOUUU

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I'll never be able to think of Mr. Lipmann as anything other than *mouth full of jujyfruit* mangle libbman

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
huge matza ball

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

huge matza ball

Well, there’s nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. :smug:

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
My father's gay!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

tapine posted:

My father's gay!

What was a man with a cape doing with my father?

What was my father doing with a man in a cape?

Why a cape?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

Well, there’s nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. :smug:

It's hard, keeping your feet dry, when you're kicking in, a skull

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Vincent stopped posting quotes

tapine
Sep 3, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

TMMadman posted:

What was a man with a cape doing with my father?

What was my father doing with a man in a cape?

Why a cape?

He flew too close to sun on wings of pastrami.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

tapine posted:

He flew too close to sun on wings of pastrami.
Yeah, that's what he did :rolleyes:

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Sash! posted:

Vincent stopped posting quotes

We have a wide variety of Gyshall posts.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

We have a wide variety of Gyshall posts.

Gyshall's trash.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Gyshall's trash.

I'm Gyshall.


😅

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

TMMadman posted:

Gyshall's trash.

Hovering, like an angel.

LifeGetsWorser
Oct 23, 2010

Me "IRL" :smug:
Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Hovering, like an angel.

You have just crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
MOVE YOUR CRAP, I'M COMIN' IN!

The Narrator
Aug 11, 2011

bernie would have won
Her father would look at me and say "eno enoa juang." Which means "this guy... this is not my kinda guy."

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Narrator posted:

Her father would look at me and say "eno enoa juang." Which means "this guy... this is not my kinda guy."

We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

Electromax
May 6, 2007

LifeGetsWorser posted:

You have just crossed the line between man and bum. You are now a bum.

It's the romance of the Handsome Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

JethroMcB posted:

We'll see how he does, up there, without all the assistance!

I can't, I'm going to the movies.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Vietnamwees posted:

I'm Gyshall.


😅

You are sooo good looking.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Electromax posted:

It's the romance of the Handsome Cab without the guilt or dander of the equine.

Potee went out tonight. I was supposed to tape this nature show for him. He loves nature. Botany, zoology. You know his Botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? That's pretty rare! They became actual friends! Like equals!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

tapine posted:

He flew too close to sun on wings of pastrami.

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

Potee went out tonight. I was supposed to tape this nature show for him. He loves nature. Botany, zoology. You know his Botany teacher from college stays in close touch with him? That's pretty rare! They became actual friends! Like equals!

I like the SPOTS! :haw:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Digital Jedi posted:

I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

If I could add TV...that would be the ultimate.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Imagined posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

He never sees the big picture.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Red posted:

He never sees the big picture.

"Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station... to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster."

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

"Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station... to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster."

See? Keep the big bills on the outside.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Imagined posted:

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's.

I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis at PBS.

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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Gyshall posted:

I'm Jerry Seinfeld, I tell jokes for a living, but there's no joking about the financial crisis at PBS.

It's just a write off for them.

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