Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Combat Theory: Jul 16, 2017

tuo posted:

Hoch lebe der R�benwagen!

E: Und der Biergott!

Aaaaahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa

I have never translated beet wagon in my head.

R�benwagen owns. Beet change name asap.

E: cattestarter taxxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpFK7B_XTxY

Combat Theory fucked around with this message at 15:15 on Oct 17, 2017

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:12

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:28

BloodyScab: Sep 12, 2017; by Smythe

Chris' ideal customer

quote:

I don't think they entirely understand semver.org ... I've given up on CIG and their version numbers. They're loony. So long as they continue to go up, I'm ok.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:21

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Combat Theory posted:

Aaaaahahahahahhahahahaaaaaaaa

I have never translated beet wagon in my head.

R�benwagen owns. Beet change name asap.

E: cattestarter taxxe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpFK7B_XTxY

R�benwagen does in fact own. Think I found my parachute account for sure.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:21

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

That sounds like a cart full of delicious sandwiches

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:22

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

On an online chat line session and this is who I'm talking with.

Gave me a chuckle.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:26

ZekeNY: Jun 13, 2013; Probably AFK

peter gabriel posted:

when moon moon hits live
and chris does the hand jive
that's mvp

When a refund�s your hope,
But the Crobbler says �nope,�
That�s RSI

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:30

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

big nipples big life posted:

That sounds like a cart full of delicious sandwiches

That's a Schnitzelweckkutsche

e: pictured: a Schnitzelweck

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:31

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Sunswipe posted:

Kinda wish I was a games maker now, there could be a pretty good "Papers, Please" style game based on being an insurance claims investigator. Maybe include some "LA Noire" type interrogations, some moral choices on whether to approve a fraudulent claim for someone who needs the money, and lots of jpegs of cars the player can buy with real cash.

Just download unity, do a few tuts, and you too can know more about game development than Chris Robert Space Incorporation

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:39

Tippis: Mar 21, 2008; It's yet another day in the wasteland.

tuo posted:

Approved.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:39

Beexoffel: Oct 4, 2015; Herald of the Stimpire

Beet Wagon posted:

I highly recommend you use the word cryovolcano today in some capacity, because it owns.

The CryOvolcano is an evolution of the CIG-improved CryEngine.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:43

Nanako the Narc: Sep 6, 2011

tuo posted:

That's a Schnitzelweckkutsche

e: pictured: a Schnitzelweck

I've nothing to add other than Schnitzel is the food of the gods. That is all.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:47

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Latin Pheonix posted:

I've nothing to add other than Schnitzel is the food of the gods. That is all.

This is very, very true. Panierte Schnitzel is a wonderful dish which never get's dull. You can tune the eggyolk with some cream, mix so much stuff into the Panade/breading, like herbs and stuff, or a slither of blue cheese and yoghurt. If you want to ruin it though, you can put Kochk�se on it and go right to hell imo.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:50

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Can you put it on a pizza?

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:52

Dooguk: Oct 11, 2016; Pillbug

When the ship that your in
Starts to wobble and spin
Get a refund

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:52

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Also, if you put the unbreaded schnitzel in very, very cold water right before breading it, and then chuck hot butter over it while baking it, you will get a wonderfull bubbly crust, because the cold water tries to escape the hell that is your pan, but the hot butter says "gently caress you stay right there and keep the meat moist" while the breading forms into a perfect bubbly, nearly fractal-like crust inbetween....that is pure ambrosia.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:54

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

Dooguk posted:

When the ship that your in
Starts to wobble and spin
Get a refund

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:55

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Probably going to make Chris Undead because we need one. I went with Brian as the fourth character because the models aren't fat enough for 90% of the Star Citizen cast.

We need a couple people to get online so we can make a game and create all of them at once then it's my understanding that as long as the host is online people can jump in and out and play whenever.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:55

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

SelenicMartian posted:

Can you put it on a pizza?

There are some places who offer this, actually, but I think it's :barf:

because it ruins both the idea of a pizza and the idea of a Schnitzel

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:57

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

when you bet all your chips
then the game never ships
you're a moronnnn

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:57

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

What's a matter you
It's a nice-a space
Shaddapa you face!

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:58

XK: Jul 9, 2001; Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Sunswipe posted:

Kinda wish I was a games maker now, there could be a pretty good "Papers, Please" style game based on being an insurance claims investigator. Maybe include some "LA Noire" type interrogations, some moral choices on whether to approve a fraudulent claim for someone who needs the money, and lots of jpegs of cars the player can buy with real cash.

This is what the ip over face is for. Insurance adjusters can look you in the eye and decide your truthfulness.

# ? Oct 17, 2017 15:58