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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Toblakai posted:

Can somebody explain this Mae Demming thing to me? Is this Sandi's porn name or what?

http://i.imgur.com/oXyWSfr.gifv

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BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe
Thank god for that goon who was jackin' to fetish porn on pornhub and came across it.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Toblakai posted:

Can somebody explain this Mae Demming thing to me? Is this Sandi's porn name or what?
When the most absurd thing you can think of as a joke turns out to be true.

Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017


BloodyScab posted:

Literally yes.

Thanks, mates.

:captainpop:

thatguy posted:

When the most absurd thing you can think of as a joke turns out to be true.

Im beyond words

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Cholesterol high
And a huge BMI?
That's a Lesnick

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

peter gabriel posted:

Cholesterol high
And a huge BMI?
That's no moon
By Ryan Archer.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Toblakai posted:

Thanks, mates.


:captainpop:


Im beyond words

She is too :wink:

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

thatguy posted:

When the most absurd thing you can think of as a joke turns out to be true.

A young foreign born woman with few scruples, a passion for acting but not much talent tries to make it in Los Angeles.

Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Still the happiest you will ever see Sandi...

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

AutismVaccine posted:

Please watch
Moon(2009)


Good but the twist is literally as visible as the full moon from the start.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

peter gabriel posted:

Cholesterol high
And a huge BMI?
That's a Lesnick


:vince:

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

ZenMaster posted:

Good but the twist is literally as visible as the full moon from the start.

Then just tell yourself that movie has no twist and be happy, friend.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Dooguk posted:

M.O.O.N. That spells Europa. Attempt no landing there.



dang redneck aliens and their ATVs

runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

If you're a talentless waste
Who can only cut & paste
You're Ryan Archer!

Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
When you run out of dough
And you're still 2 weeks from 3.0
That's a ELE

Eldragon
Feb 22, 2003


Despite all the poo poo going down with the company as a whole and the the backers refuse to acknowledge it, I am to this day amazed people thought thrusters were going to behave in any other manner.

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

runsamok posted:

If you're a talentless waste
Who can only cut & paste
You're Ryan Archer!

:hulksmash_gif:

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
When your ship to the moon
Gets destroyed by a Goon
Have insurance

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Latin Pheonix posted:

I'm being melodramatic, I've had it since then and even made it myself on occasion, but it always just seems to be perfect when I have it at a pub/restaurant in Austria.

I know what you mean. It's the same with Germknödel for me.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
When the ride looks like gently caress
And the ramp's killed your truck
That's a gamescom

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
When he always wears black
Hands too fast to track
Thatsa ChrisRoberts

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Impressionist parp

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
When his posts are all smilies
And argues about escape keys
Thatsa Derek

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Jobbo_Fett posted:

When the ride looks like gently caress
And the ramp's killed your truck
That's a gamescom

ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Oh, yeah, MOMA might go on another boat ride and kill more sharks. What a fury that would be!

Excuse me. DELICIOUS Sharks. Wonderful 80, 1+ inch steak, sharks. Grilled, with all kinds of sauces and seasoning. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Impressionist parp



This is terrifying. :stare:

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

ManofManyAliases posted:

Excuse me. DELICIOUS Sharks. Wonderful 80, 1+ inch steak, sharks. Grilled, with all kinds of sauces and seasoning. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

You just burn them til they're well done and then drown them in ketchup, huh?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
When his posts are all poo poo
And he sounds like a git
Thatsa MOMA

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
If Ben Lesnick is LOAF
And MOMA is TOAST

Then that means that TOAST is Jared

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
benfatyousee

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
After Citizencon
Time to go on the run
To Moldova







(it has no extradition treaty to the US)

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
When you think a <<USE>> key
Is high fidelity
That's autism

When a CEO pants
Writing Derek Smart rants
That's autism

When your Star Marine troop
Finds there's no gameplay loop
That's autism

When a hack's cognition
Ends with Star Citizen
That's autism!

Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
When your stuck in a airlock
Cause the door won't unlock
That's emergent gameplay.

SPERMCUBE.ORG
Nov 3, 2011

Space commies are th' biggest threat t' red-blooded American Freedom we got in th' future. So me and my boys got to talking over a few hot dogs the other day and this is what we came up with...
When your game design bloats
Devs are mod'ling three coats
You're The Chairman
When your hair looks like stoats
And you're sailing on boats
It's crowdfunding
Goons will parp tarp-a-larp-a-larp, tarp-a-larp-a-larp
And you'll sing fidelity
Whales will say early-early days,early-early days
Dreaming in futility

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
When they sell you torpedos
And theyre 45 buckos
Thatsa paytowin

cynic
Jan 19, 2004



Rad Russian posted:

Ok so I take the most expensive ship in SC, and let my friend steal it 100 times and flag it all 100 times. I have LTI so I get 100 free ships. I just created 100 copies of the most expensive ship in the game out of thin air.

Honestly if ship duping makes it into the game like this, it will be great. Devalue every whales 'investment' to worthlessness - goonswarm but with infinite capital ships trolling the crap out of anyone and everyone. Hah who am I joking. The game can't even load capital style ships into videocard memory, or more than 6 players per instance.

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug
Don't know about you lot but I'm crying laughing at some of this stuff.

Beluga Snail
Jul 26, 2013

ManofManyAliases posted:

Excuse me. DELICIOUS Sharks. Wonderful 80, 1+ inch steak, sharks. Grilled, with all kinds of sauces and seasoning. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

The words "steaks" and "sauces & seasoning" should never appear together, in a sentence or otherwise.

Much like the words "MoMA" and "was right about Star Citizen".

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

This is terrifying. :stare:



I call this one "let me tell you about derek smart and how he said mean things about this game that isn't a game made by a fat mushmouthed pillock and his arthritic spine of a wife"

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Codezombie
Sep 2, 2016

Mae Demming looking good after her latest round of surgery I see.

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