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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Thankfully it's just a joke, they took that photo from a story about a rescued coyote who lives with some people.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
UUHH, the text clearly indicates otherwise. I don't think someone would lie about such a thing on the internet, just to make a joke? Get real

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

I posted that cat found poster outside my office and it got an absolute poo poo ton of laughs. It’s really great. My favorite part is the fe- male pet, like they had to check.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Picnic Princess posted:

I got bit by a monkey once.

A møøse once bit my sister.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Stoatbringer posted:

A møøse once bit my sister.

Sorry for your loss. I assume she's dead now.











Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Moose are basically monsters from a horror movie.



canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

AKA Pseudonym posted:

I didn't think they actually made coffins in that shape. Still not confident it's not a prop.

Caskets are rectangular. Coffins are that shape. Therein is the difference.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Facebook Aunt posted:

Moose are basically monsters from a horror movie.





That always looks like it itches something fierce.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Facebook Aunt posted:

Moose are basically monsters from a horror movie.





The innocent looking eyes next to the hanging gore is unsettling.

Also I can't tell if that is it's own meat or the meat of a victim.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

That's just how Canadians make jerky.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
The moose is shedding the velvet from its antlers. I've never been sure whether it hurts but good lord it looks like it does

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

TopHatGenius posted:

Also I can't tell if that is it's own meat or the meat of a victim.

Well, they are vicious ambush-predators.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

TopHatGenius posted:

The innocent looking eyes next to the hanging gore is unsettling.

Also I can't tell if that is it's own meat or the meat of a victim.

It’s own meat. Moose grow antlers weird.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ak Gara posted:

Do monkeys use the tactic of ripping off their opponent's nuts or is that just chimps? Because I don't think I want to fight moneys more than 1 at a time.

I worked in an animal testing lab in college that housed hundreds of monkeys and yes, one of the first things male monkeys will go for in a fight is the testicles. I personally witnessed at least 3 fights that left at least monkey de-sacked.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

TopHatGenius posted:

The innocent looking eyes next to the hanging gore is unsettling.

Also I can't tell if that is it's own meat or the meat of a victim.

to grow the antlers, they're surrounded with loose skin and fur and a bunch of circulatory stuff to get blood to them, they shed it when they're done and it looks gross

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

VanSandman posted:

It’s own meat. Moose grow antlers weird.

That's badass.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Solice Kirsk posted:

That always looks like it itches something fierce.

Given that one of the ways it peels off is them rubbing against trees, I'd assume so...

Fake edit: apparently I'm full of poo poo, and this is a fairly common question:

"By fall, antlers are fully grown and the bone cells die. Velvet dries up and falls off. Although bucks rub their antlers on trees, this is not because the shedding is itchy. At this point, no living tissue is present so it can’t itch."

https://sciencing.com/do-deer-velvet-horns-6690259.html

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Neito posted:

Given that one of the ways it peels off is them rubbing against trees, I'd assume so...

Fake edit: apparently I'm full of poo poo, and this is a fairly common question:

"By fall, antlers are fully grown and the bone cells die. Velvet dries up and falls off. Although bucks rub their antlers on trees, this is not because the shedding is itchy. At this point, no living tissue is present so it can’t itch."

https://sciencing.com/do-deer-velvet-horns-6690259.html

I believe it's to mark territory and also attract a mate.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Who What Now posted:

I believe it's to mark territory and also attract a mate.

And yet when I leave my dandruff on Carol's desk, not only does it not attract her, but I get summonsed to HR again.

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

spog posted:

And yet when I leave my dandruff on Carol's desk, not only does it not attract her, but I get summonsed to HR again.

You're attracting HR instead. You need to leave your dandruff in the HR office to attract Carol.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Sorry for your loss. I assume she's dead now.


Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti... 

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Ah, Pam Body Garfield Head's playlist.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


RatHat posted:

Thankfully it's just a joke, they took that photo from a story about a rescued coyote who lives with some people.
It's a sweet story, too. :3:

Well, it ended well, at least, which is more than I can say for this coyote:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Hirayuki posted:

It's a sweet story, too. :3:

Well, it ended well, at least, which is more than I can say for this coyote:



But he looks so happy.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Hirayuki posted:

It's a sweet story, too. :3:

Well, it ended well, at least, which is more than I can say for this coyote:



GUYS GUYS I THINK IT'S KICKING IIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

XkyRauh
Feb 15, 2005

Commander Keen is my hero.
Speaking of bears fighting gorillas... whatever happened to ZOOFIGHTS? :(

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

That sure is yet another child in a sexual situation you've posted.

Tears for Fears
Aug 26, 2005

by Smythe

Who What Now posted:

That sure is yet another child in a sexual situation you've posted.

Your turn.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Genocide is bad because it's a lot of murder for dumb, dumb, dumb reasons.

That's under the character limit!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



spog posted:

And yet when I leave my dandruff on Carol's desk, not only does it not attract her, but I get summonsed to HR again.

lol

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


haha do you mind reiterating that request for me

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


XkyRauh posted:

Speaking of bears fighting gorillas... whatever happened to ZOOFIGHTS? :(

Too much effort for not enough reward.

major failure is a published author now, which is cool.

Gravitas Shortfall has a new favorite as of 09:34 on Oct 18, 2017

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Hirayuki posted:

Well, it ended well, at least, which is more than I can say for this coyote:


H-hey guys.



Coyote ugly.

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009

That guy is on a roll.

https://twitter.com/foxfromthewest/status/920575310789214209

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

how the gently caress is that tweet so long

I thought they were restricted to 160 characters?

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RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire

Memento posted:

how the gently caress is that tweet so long

I thought they were restricted to 160 characters?

140. But they doubled it to 280 recently. That was a mistake.

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