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alnilam posted:vaguely recalling the movie Stay Tuned I'm going to have to watch this, lately I've been obsessed with the idea of Hell portrayed as a late 70s/early 80s gameshow or soap opera, with hazy lighting and that sort of vaseline fog over everything so that shiny things turn into bright little stars, like everything is superficially shiny on the surface which hides the dirt and filth beneath. And all the people, despite whatever subtly terrifying things are happening just barely off-screen or in the background, are dry and mundane and have no personalities beyond focusing on the show, like they're all scripted. When you finally finish the show and step backstage and go through the dressing room door, you find yourself instead walking onto the stage of another gameshow and starting all over again. |
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me straining to reach over a cliff to save some one who's dangling and about to fall: take my hand! Her: I have a boyfriend! Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Oct 10, 2017 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I'm going to have to watch this, lately I've been obsessed with the idea of Hell portrayed as a late 70s/early 80s gameshow or soap opera, with hazy lighting and that sort of vaseline fog over everything so that shiny things turn into bright little stars, like everything is superficially shiny on the surface which hides the dirt and filth beneath. And all the people, despite whatever subtly terrifying things are happening just barely off-screen or in the background, are dry and mundane and have no personalities beyond focusing on the show, like they're all scripted. When you finally finish the show and step backstage and go through the dressing room door, you find yourself instead walking onto the stage of another gameshow and starting all over again. didn't a goon just buy the set from a 1970s gameshow that would make a great short video, like you're interviewed by satan & going through the details of the worst poo poo from your life in front of an audience, only to finally finish & have to start all over again. goon project? goon project. crimes |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:didn't a goon just buy the set from a 1970s gameshow Do you know the thread URL? Sounds like it would make for some cool pictures and an at least somewhat interesting story. Like how do you come across that? And what do you do with it? The answers are probably "bought it at an auction" and "put it in my garage" but hey who knows?
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Twenty Four posted:Do you know the thread URL? Sounds like it would make for some cool pictures and an at least somewhat interesting story. I don't have search, but I think it was in GBS. And pretty much yeah, those are the answers. It was a show I'd never heard of, and the set involved a lot of proprietary electronics.
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Sprue posted:Educational Occupation Videos, by Dogs for Dogs. Pilot training: -do not stick head out window -do not walk up and down the aisle sniffing every passenger -do not lick yourself during takeoff and landing -do not steer the plane chasing birds ---------------- |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I don't have search, but I think it was in GBS. IIRC it wasn't gbs, either PYF or creative convention. crimes |
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oh. i DO have search. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3825791&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post474359023
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I thought it was the Merv Griffin Show just like in the Seinfeld episode but I wasn't sure. Goons can do some amazing things
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Your rear end in a top hat pet has secretly mastered speech and the first thing they say is "Its pronounced dahg" |
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Oct 12, 2017 23:31
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Unorthodox lawn care tips from seasoned pros |
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vanisher posted:Unorthodox lawn care tips from seasoned pros oh i'm seasoned all right. seasoned like a kitchen playset left behind a rusting truck, in a brownfield. crimes |
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30 something childless man and woman making pizza together in the kitchen man turns to woman and says "hey did you hear the joke about pizza? nevermind it'sTOO CHEESY" and groans. woman puts a hand on man's back as he looks back at her with sorrowful eyes. later as they're setting the table man is obviously fighting something internally, eventually blurts out uncomfortably loud "oh i can't forget the pickles. they're kind of a BIG DILL" and collapses into a chair with his head between his hands. he says "i'm sorry... i know it's not the right time to have children, it's just... it's just i can... i can feel my biological clock ticking away and.... i want to have children so badly and, and, i'm not sure how many dad jokes i have left in me... i just can't keep them in any longer" and surrenders to body shaking sobs
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YOSPOS posts from the world of one hour police procedurals I overclocked my rig for up to three keyboard inputs- more bandwidth than I know what to do with somebody from accounting called in a complaint that her enhancement software is glitched. checked the name- same woman that poured soda on her keyboard last week. I already told her the mobo was totally fried and I had to tank the serifs. politely asked if she remembered to spike the parameters, twenty minutes later finally realized she doesn't know even know how 
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Sprue posted:30 something childless man and woman making pizza together in the kitchen man turns to woman and says "hey did you hear the joke about pizza? nevermind it'sTOO CHEESY" and groans. woman puts a hand on man's back as he looks back at her with sorrowful eyes. later as they're setting the table man is obviously fighting something internally, eventually blurts out uncomfortably loud "oh i can't forget the pickles. they're kind of a BIG DILL" and collapses into a chair with his head between his hands. he says "i'm sorry... i know it's not the right time to have children, it's just... it's just i can... i can feel my biological clock ticking away and.... i want to have children so badly and, and, i'm not sure how many dad jokes i have left in me... i just can't keep them in any longer" and surrenders to body shaking sobs |
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Cubone posted:YOSPOS posts from the world of one hour police procedurals |
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Gloves, blow torch, "$" sack, How to Rob Banks by Hiram "The Fingers" Mursky, fake gun. I exhale and look into the mirror. "It's go time," I say as I press a fake mustache on top of my goatee. |
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Slogans for a cauliflower themed restaurant: "Nature's Broccoli!" "Have a white night!" "White dreams..." "Time to Fart!" |
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If Goku's Nimbus cloud could talk, what would it say? "Goku, please stop farting on me."
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We're elderly aristocrats trying to blend in: "Ohh, they have bordellos on the line now. Tres bien." "Would you be a dear and fetch my guilded posting wand?" |
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Being honest about things you don't need to be honest about 1. If we were marines and you got blown up, I wouldn't go back for your body. 2. When people use "devolve" to mean "degrade" I mentally say "degrade." I don't look down on thme, but I do do it. 3. Given an opportunity, I'd probably eat people if it was ethically sourced. 4. On April 3rd 2014, I told my then girlfriend that I had never had a dish, which I had not only had before but could make better myself. 5. I have never approved of your hats. I will never give up my own hats. 6. I'd say about 1/5 of the time, I'm just humming punk songs in my head. Doesn't matter what occasion. |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Being honest about things you don't need to be honest about 7. browser incognito mode is insulting to the other people who use this computer |
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Inspired by a thread in TFR The end of the world is upon us, and in the Mad Max wasteland we are all scavengers. The only order remaining is the HOAs populated by busybodies, who continue to enforce petty rules. "Janice was out for an early morning walk with her warhounds and told me that the heads on pikes and spears in our yard violate the bylaws, and that yards need to either have heads on pikes or heads on spears, but cannot mix and match pikes and spears" "The Architecture Committee denied my permit for the new pillboxes, because they say that they are too close together and the flat roof design clashes with the aesthetic of the rest of the compound" "I have to cover militia duty for Rodney, because he's leading a raiding party that day to find hot dogs for the 14th annual summer splash bbq on Saturday" |
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we named this beer Cool Cocksucker because it goes down smooth |
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Cubone posted:we named this beer Cool Cocksucker because it goes down smooth Crisp, refreshing lager made with pure water drawn by hand from the Skunkweed Reservoir. |
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Headline: Cold Cocksucker product spokesman cold-cocked by a cockeyed coxswain with a petcock for saying the word "heck". https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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i got no mans sky recently asnd have been waiting on this one for a long time, letting it age to perfection: whose mans sky is this? |
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*hits a bong* arrakis, but the whole planet is but one grain of sand on a larger arrakis 
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He who controls the Pumpkin Spice, controls the universe! -Baron Vladimir Harkonen, after taking a sip from a pumpkin spice latte https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Dune: 42069 AG |
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