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vanisher

Splatmaster posted:

He who controls the Pumpkin Spice, controls the universe!

-Baron Vladimir Harkonen, after taking a sip from a pumpkin spice latte

lol

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vanisher

Dont you see?? Its a poison! We are addicted and we can't leave this place without taking a piece of it with us.

*ladies drinking lattes at starbucks*

Manifisto


dune but the sandworms are sand chipmunks


ty nesamdoom!

DavidAlltheTime

All David...all the TIME!
Dune but with Rodney Dangerfield.

vanisher

"Yes, but do you know its meaning?"

The meaning of a knife? In the ancient hunting language, knife had meant "Little Rescuer." She seeks a response, delay is as bad as the wrong answer...

"It is a Rescuer...."

"Aieeeee!!!"

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

alnilam posted:

know man's guy

Norman Ski

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Dune but with Rodney Dangerfield.

"Hey now! Dontcha know that fear is the mind killer?"

"So what?"

"So what!? So let's dance!"

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Dune but with Rodney Dangerfield.

This but with every movie

wearing a lampshade

Ride The Gravitron posted:

This but with every movie

Now we're cooking with gas.

alnilam

Requiem for a Dream but with Rodney Dangerfield

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
All dogs go to heaven with Rover Dangerfield

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

got any sevens posted:

All dogs go to heaven with Rover Dangerfield

e: wow I can't believe that this movie is actually in my collection.

Starman Super DX fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Oct 18, 2017

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Macnult

“I mean ay c’mon there’s nothin’ in the rulebook that says I can’t be a dog.”

Twenty Four


Rodney Cloverfield

sebmojo


Legit Cyberpunk









alnilam posted:

Requiem for a Dream but with Rodney Dangerfield

lotr but with Rodney dangerfield as Aragorn

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Your animals are garbage.

Cows? Lazy.
Pigs? Gross.
Dogs? Tax cheats.
Cats? 90% illiterate.
Goats? Racist.

Here are some better animals.

Quetzals. Very colorful.
Axolotls. Non-conformists.
Lizards. Self-reliant.
Beatles. Durable.

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Pigs aren't gross they're actually very smart and sweet :(

Manifisto


AverySpecialfriend posted:

Pigs aren't gross they're actually very smart and sweet :(

I think sbt meant "gross" in the sense of "large," i.e. they are not tiny pets you could slip into your pocket and walk around with all day. pocket pigs would be something else altogether.

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
I strongly support the pocket pig initiative.

Also, you are too right Avery. The other day I saw a video of a piggy pal who would come running if its owner mentioned tummy scritches. So dang cute. But for the purposes of my joke, I had to be mean about the regular animals.

alnilam

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

But for the purposes of my joke, I had to be mean about the regular animals.

pretty edgy for byob tbh

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

sebmojo posted:

lotr but with Rodney dangerfield as Aragorn

You ever wander the wilderness as a lost scion of a long-dead kingdom? I tell ya! It's the worst- people make up names for ya, like "strider" and "longshanks", why isn't it "hard to buy pants for" or "guy who can't fit in a bed"? No respect! And that's another thing, I got a girl who's father is get this- "Lord of the Elves".

I mean, come on! How's a guy supposed to compete with THAT? He's immortal, she's immortal, the only thing good about this whole thing, is eventually I'll be DEAD!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

vanisher

Comedian: Cats are funny sometimes...

*BYOB crowd gathering their things to leave*

Farecoal

There he go
Hooters, but they really went all out on the owl theme

Farecoal

There he go
The waiters wear owl costumes for now, until we can find a way to replace them with actual owls

Farecoal

There he go
Phase 3 is having owl chefs

little munchkin

vanisher posted:

Comedian: Cats are funny sometimes...

*BYOB crowd gathering their things to leave*

lol

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Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Air Bud with Rodney Dangerfield. There's no rule that says an elderly standup comedian can't be a dog!



vanisher

You know youve chosen the right contractor when he's 45 minutes late and reeks of weed

(Based on actual events)

Pomp

by Fluffdaddy

vanisher posted:

You know youve chosen the right contractor when he's 45 minutes late and reeks of weed

(Based on actual events)

this is my boss every day

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deep dish peat moss

What if His Name Was Harold

A Docu-thread series that would explore how the world would have changed if various famous people had been named Harold

alnilam

deep dish peat moss posted:

What if His Name Was Harold

A Docu-thread series that would explore how the world would have changed if various famous people had been named Harold

the battle of Hastings but it's william the pretender and harold the conqueror :prepop:

Farecoal

There he go

alnilam posted:

the battle of Harolds but it's harold the pretender and harold the conqueror :prepop:

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle
Policeman: Stop, it is ILLEGAL to be this rad

Me, jump kick my rocket sled: Eat a dingus, crapweed.

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Bachman-Turner Underdrive

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747
dog crew during a mutiny: too sleepy/ self-licking preoccupied to join in.

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free Trapt CD

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*

got any sevens posted:

dog crew during a mutiny: too sleepy/ self-licking preoccupied to join in.

air bud 1905: battleship puptemkin

alnilam

free Trapt CD posted:

air bud 1905: battleship puptemkin

ShinyBirdTeeth

sparkle sparkle sparkle

A ball bounces down the steps and 500 dogs run after it

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless
Looking for a friend with benefits. We could trade video games, help each other make fashion choices, maybe some health Care options

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Manifisto


Ride The Gravitron posted:

Looking for a friend with benefits. We could trade video games, help each other make fashion choices, maybe some health Care options

me: single, professional degree, enjoying life in large east coast city

you: good with sudoku hints, tall enough to boost me over walls, dispense candy on demand

e: wrong blood type is a deal breaker

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