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Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

MassRafTer posted:

It is an alliance of people, not corporations (which are also people.)

Ah ha, it's the National Wrestler Alliance. The twenty year plan to get a wrestler's union.

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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

exploded mummy posted:


This is somehow stupider than when there were to 2 people in the one warrior nation.

Two people yes, but only one Warrior.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Flight Bisque posted:

Two people yes, but only one Warrior.

right which is why its stupider than that

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"national"

"wrestling

"alliance"

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's the NATIONAL Wrestling Alliance but they have a World title? What a bunch of morons.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

oatgan posted:

They plan on working with other companies just not other NWAs

I'm never gonna get that Billy Corgan/Dr. Dre collaboration, am I :smith:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

It's the NATIONAL Wrestling Alliance but they have a World title? What a bunch of morons.

MassRafTer outs himself as a nationalist. This thread is a real mindfuck.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This is all part of Billy's 60 year plan, where eventually he tricks a 129 year old Vince into trading the WWE for the NWA.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

MassRafTer outs himself as a nationalist. This thread is a real mindfuck.

The owner is a proud InfoWars guest...

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

listen billy was just on there to talk about social justice warriors and outrage culture not false flags or Donald Trump

syzpid
Aug 9, 2014
Are you trying to tell me that Tim Storm is not the man to carry the NWA brand into the future?

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





syzpid posted:

Are you trying to tell me that Tim Storm is not the man to carry the NWA brand into the future?

I give him three months, give or take, until he loses the title to, I dunno, Timmy Lou Retton?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


He's losing to Magnus within a month

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/411mania/status/919962097735237633

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Arguably related

https://twitter.com/WrestlingSheet/status/920036416826036225

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

god dammit I was coming here to post that same link to say it was a backstage story about Dixie

u fucker rovert

u fucker

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

This is just a tease that Billy hired Pindar and Vibora

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/nwa/status/921407054564200450

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Tim Storm looks like he's lost the will to live

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jenkem Delivery posted:

Tim Storm looks like he's lost the will to live

chronic constipation will do that to you.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

coconono posted:

chronic constipation will do that to you.

Is that the ten lbs they're talking about??

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Is that the ten lbs they're talking about??

I'd make a joke about Tim not wanting to pay for bagcheck but we all know these guys don't fly.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Samoa Joe and Sid had an ugly baby :ohdear:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Jerusalem posted:

Samoa Joe and Sid had an ugly baby :ohdear:

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

rare Magic card l00k posted:

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

drat, Joe is virile as gently caress :stare:

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

rare Magic card l00k posted:

That man is older than Samoa Joe by over a decade.

I just checked his page and holy poo poo, Tim Storm is only four years younger than Sid at 52.

Tim Storm is the NWA champion at age 52.

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Is he any good?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

remusclaw posted:

Is he any good?

Given his height (6'3) and the fact he's been wrestling for 16 years and only managed to wrestle for literally one minute in that entire time for WWE (In his 40s, squashed in a minute by Big Daddy V) and the "busiest" year he has ever had he wrestled in 40 matches across the entire year... I can only assume he's not any good at all.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Jerusalem posted:

Given his height (6'3) and the fact he's been wrestling for 16 years and only managed to wrestle for literally one minute in that entire time for WWE (In his 40s, squashed in a minute by Big Daddy V) and the "busiest" year he has ever had he wrestled in 40 matches across the entire year... I can only assume he's not any good at all.

"Big Daddy V taking on the young man named Tim Storm"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-gukToHECY

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Reminds me of a really bloated Kid Kash.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Reminds me of a really bloated Kid Kash.

Kid Kash is monetary inflation.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
That Youtube vid led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYeeHQB6lo

I wonder if Ric Flair knew when he was NWA champion that one day his title would be getting defended by a near 70 year old wrestling a loving 52 year old in what appears to be a holiday inn in Arkansas.

And, yes, it's awful slow poo poo like you'd expect, but what really bothers me most watching it... is Tim Storm loving chewing gum?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

a ton of wrestlers chew gum in the ring actually!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



pathetic little tramp posted:

That Youtube vid led me to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gYeeHQB6lo

I wonder if Ric Flair knew when he was NWA champion that one day his title would be getting defended by a near 70 year old wrestling a loving 52 year old in what appears to be a holiday inn in Arkansas.

And, yes, it's awful slow poo poo like you'd expect, but what really bothers me most watching it... is Tim Storm loving chewing gum?

Lawler would legitimately be a better NWA champ

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Davros1 posted:

Lawler would legitimately be a better NWA champ

If I were the guy with the NWA belt I'd jump at the opportunity to have Lawler win the belt, but I'm sure even if they floated the idea, Jerry would be like gently caress no, just doing this for charity.

They should get some kind of name to wrestle Tim for the title for a charity event, then pull a screwjob and make them actually win.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

so they actually did float the idea of jerry winning the title but decided against making any moves like that until they have more names attached to the nwa and real infrastructure

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


oatgan posted:

so they actually did float the idea of jerry winning the title but decided against making any moves like that until they have more names attached to the nwa and real infrastructure

you know how you get real names attached to the nwa

you go 'hey join us and you can wrestle tim storm'

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Magnus showed up and challenged Tim Storm for the NWA World Title:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGXhS1lPBpY

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Tim Storm looked a lot better in that match than the last one I saw, which had some ridiculous level of interference and clusterfuck endings going on. Granted, it was like a 3-minute match but he seemed way more serviceable in those 3 minutes than I expected him to be.

Also, kinda surprised that he's the oldest guy to hold the title at 51. I guess I'm just falling into that "every wrestler in the 70s/80s *looks* to be at least 50" trap.

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Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
Tim Storm looks like he could really work a "Karl from Slingblade" gimmick.

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