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beato: Nov 26, 2004; CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Huwat a guud knaif!

Luhk at the paypurs the suhfayce lurks so slydayng.

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

All kidding aside those knives do look pretty good. I wouldn't mind a set of them for cuhteng paypuhr.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 14:48

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.

Former DILF posted:

i came up with this bad pun today, this bun is kismet

Hello new profile picture

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Physician

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steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video?

Edit: hurf durf It was like the first google result

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

# ? Oct 23, 2017 15:33

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

zoux posted:

Physician

It took me 3 times of reading this to realize what they were going for. I'm very stupid.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

The sheep are trying to run away from the car. But they're so dumb and panicked that once they see someone running in front of them, they go 'Oh poo poo, this guy must know where to go!' and then you get the infinite sheep cyclone.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:17

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

SpacePig posted:

It took me 3 times of reading this to realize what they were going for. I'm very stupid.

I didn't get it at all until you said something, so I'm even stupider.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:19

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

RareAcumen posted:

The sheep are trying to run away from the car. But they're so dumb and panicked that once they see someone running in front of them, they go 'Oh poo poo, this guy must know where to go!' and then you get the infinite sheep cyclone.

No, the wizard inside the car cast wall of sheep, idiot.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:30

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Daveski posted:

I didn't get it at all until you said something, so I'm even stupider.

Is there a joke I am missing? It's an ad that says "HEAL THY BURGERS".

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Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Aleph Null posted:

Is there a joke I am missing? It's an ad that says "HEAL THY BURGERS".

Healthy Burgers

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:33

Maxwells Demon: Jan 15, 2007

Maxwells Demon posted:

Healthy Burgers

Alternatively, Heal Thybur Gers

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:33

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Maxwells Demon posted:

Healthy Burgers

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:35

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Daveski posted:

I didn't get it at all until you said something, so I'm even stupider.

Aleph Null posted:

Is there a joke I am missing? It's an ad that says "HEAL THY BURGERS".

And hey, goddamn, it says "Healthy Burgers" in the red circle to the right. Good poo poo. We are dumbasses.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 16:37

TopHatGenius: Oct 3, 2008; something feels
different; Hot Rope Guy

steinrokkan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

Oh my god there's an entire YouTube channel dedicated to this. It's great.

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root beer: Nov 13, 2005

RareAcumen posted:

New Gradius looking real fuckin weird

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SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

SpacePig posted:

And hey, goddamn, it says "Healthy Burgers" in the red circle to the right. Good poo poo. We are dumbasses.

Reality has broken us. Absurdity is the new normal.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 17:16

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hello new profile picture

There you go.

zoux posted:

Physician

For what it's worth, Grill'd burgers are pretty crap (they're an Australian burger chain).

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

They call burgers burgers in Australia?

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TVs Ian: Jun 1, 2000; Such graceful, delicate creatures.

RareAcumen posted:

The sheep are trying to run away from the car. But they're so dumb and panicked that once they see someone running in front of them, they go 'Oh poo poo, this guy must know where to go!' and then you get the infinite sheep cyclone.

New Wallace and Gromit Kart racer.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 17:27

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

zoux posted:

They call burgers burgers in Australia?

In upstate Australia they use the expression "barbied shrimps."

# ? Oct 23, 2017 17:38

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Dec 28, 2007; Kiss this and hang

Guy Goodbody posted:

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough

# ? Oct 23, 2017 17:56

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

If a burger is grilled isn�t it technically a hotdog?

# ? Oct 23, 2017 17:59

TITTIEKISSER69: Mar 19, 2005; SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS

I believe that would make it a steamed ham

# ? Oct 23, 2017 18:00

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Comptroll The Forums posted:

In upstate Australia they use the expression "barbied shrimps."

Oh no, not in Darwin, it's more of a Cairns expression.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 18:08

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

There you go.

For what it's worth, Grill'd burgers are pretty crap (they're an Australian burger chain).

Saved for next time I got cash for an av switch

# ? Oct 23, 2017 18:30

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Wilford Cutlery posted:

I believe that would make it a steamed ham

But steamed hams are called that despite the fact they are obviously grilled

# ? Oct 23, 2017 18:41

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Wilford Cutlery posted:

I believe that would make it a steamed ham

Nah, it's a Common Brushtail Possum.

# ? Oct 23, 2017 21:08

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Those meerkats all look like Rick Grimes when he's having one of his about-to-faint-from-panic moments

# ? Oct 23, 2017 22:13

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

It's been posted here before, but drat this thing is long, can someone repost that crazy ceramic knife video?

Edit: hurf durf It was like the first google result

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbPWitSTe2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My8A-4_4634

# ? Oct 23, 2017 22:14

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

RareAcumen posted:

The sheep are trying to run away from the car. But they're so dumb and panicked that once they see someone running in front of them, they go 'Oh poo poo, this guy must know where to go!' and then you get the infinite sheep cyclone.

Animals: They're Dumb As gently caress

# ? Oct 23, 2017 22:26

Novum: May 26, 2012; That's how we roll

Erebus posted:

Animals: They're Dumb As gently caress

*Slayer riffs*

# ? Oct 23, 2017 22:39

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Erebus posted:

Animals: They're Dumb As gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KLt81iVEgo

Turkey necromancers

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

Loss edits are getting more and more esoteric.

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Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

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