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grimcreaper posted:Coming from the guy with a furry bestiality comic avatar AND name. Now we know where Derek's spare apostrophe came from. e: cat  Mr Fronts fucked around with this message at 12:37 on Oct 24, 2017 |
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C & C fmvs were the best. Kane Lives!
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I'm going to be killin nazis during citcon and maybe playing wolf2
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I'm going to be waiting for or on a 25 hour plane journey 
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TheAgent posted:I'm going to be killin nazis during citcon I've got my CitCon all worked out. Gonna have a split screen with CIG Twitch on one side, Goon Discord on the other side and Mario Odyssey on the ol' switch. Friday's gonna be real good.
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tuo posted:I sense a new partnership for CIG coming up... Never in a million years. That would mean CIG would be selling their space ships for less than they're worth! Remember, every one of these concepts that comes out represents thousands of hours of work...
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Natron posted:I've got my CitCon all worked out. Gonna have a split screen with CIG Twitch on one side, Goon Discord on the other side and Mario Odyssey on the ol' switch. Friday's gonna be real good. How doth thou get access to the Goon discord btw? I think that'd be fun to spend CitCon on. edit - Or is it Dsmart's discord that's the goon discord?
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Beet Wagon posted:Never in a million years. That would mean CIG would be selling their space ships for less than they're worth! Remember, every one of these concepts that comes out represents thousands of hours of work... CIG would have a base price of TOO MUCH FOR A DUMB JPEG and a special WHAT THE gently caress WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY THIS MUCH FOR A DUMB JPEG for people like Cymelion
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IcarusUpHigh posted:How doth thou get access to the Goon discord btw? I think that'd be fun to spend CitCon on. It's just the regular ol' DSmart discord. I'm also on the Nintendo goon one, but that won't be nearly as funny on Friday.
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On that note, how do I get into the Dsmart channel? Is there info on his website on how to apply?
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Black Pants posted:Excuse me Command & Conquer and Red Alert are a million times better for their silly live-action FMVs. You get to live.
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 Ahhhh... the good ole days when CIG was good at developing games.  Reason #1278 why Big Bang Theory sucks.  Just figured we needed a good primer for this Friday. Also because gently caress Citizencon i'll be playing the new Wolfenstein, the 3rd game in the new series, all of which were developed, tested, and released in less time than Star Citizen.
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Toops posted:I mean just try to imagine what needs to happen just at the network packet-level when a theoretical Idris warps into the middle of a dogfight in a field of asteroids with 20 people on board all running around interacting with the ship and its objects, turrets rotating and firing physics objects while accelerating, 100 pieces of cargo with diiverse contents, snub fighters, a wing of 3 other ships which each have crew, cargo, all firing lazers/missiles/torpedoes/chainguns, doing damage, taking damage, all moving into and out of nested physics grids.. Imagine being that game server. I mean, it's loving laughably infeasible. It's hilariously ignorant and at the same time shockingly psychotic to even imply the poo poo Chris Roberts has unflinchingly committed to right in the face of the full weight of modern computational reality. But hey guys! HUNDREDS of people per server! seamless transitions! No loading screens! IT'S EASY AND IT'S LIKE THIS *waves hand coke-fiendishly*
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Thoatse posted:If it were Chris Roberts book there would be whaling and gnashing of teat You post beautifully
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reverend crabhands posted:Sometimes I just put it on and watch the action scenes. A bit? 
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tuo posted:I sense a new partnership for CIG coming up... Haha, just saw this and thought of this thread. Mind you, if the backers found out that prices were being changed based on buyer's habits they'd throw an absolute poo poo-fit. TheAgent posted:I'm going to be killin nazis during citcon So much for the tolerant left! 
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IcarusUpHigh posted:On that note, how do I get into the Dsmart channel? Is there info on his website on how to apply? Just go here, friend. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773236 All of your questions will be answered.
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3.0h patch notes https://pastebin.com/RHstryP4 Glad to see they got doors working on the Caterpillar.
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Colostomy Bag posted:3.0h patch notes That reminds me, remember when the caterpillar doors wouldn't open or close unless a player was looking at them? Good times.
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Lladre posted:That reminds me, remember when the caterpillar doors wouldn't open or close unless a player was looking at them? 4 days until it drops, they must be poli... quote:The last patch, 3.0.0g, increased the FPS by a huge amount (from 3x to 5x), however, the game keeps CTD'ing (crash) constantly. Since this patch just came out, we don't have any data yet on 3.0.0h ....shing. Edit: wait...what? "Mustang series should now have proper redout/blackout animations". We gots gravity on board ships, but we can't handle gravity on fighters? Why not use drones in a nice shirt-sleeve environment with gravity and ignore the fleshy meat paste that needs air and not squishing. Hav fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Oct 24, 2017 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:3.0h patch notes quote:Medpens should no longer have an "inspect" option First, they took away the ability to throw medpens. Now, we can't even inspect them. Are they even going to be usable by the time they're done? Medpens are decorative items only.
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Latin Pheonix posted:So much for the tolerant left! You're just Stalin for time.
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But Star Citizen 2.6 already crashes constantly. We're going to need to invent superlatives above and beyond 'crashes constantly' to describe how much 3.0 crashes.
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Colostomy Bag posted:3.0h patch notes "The last patch, 3.0.0g, increased the FPS by a huge amount (from 3x to 5x), however, the game keeps CTD'ing " It's always, always, one step forward and two steps back (at least) with this bleeding company. Hav posted:You're just Stalin for time. Well there's no use Russian me, then! 
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I thought there was no scope creep because the stretch goals stopped years ago, but now there's an $850 base building ship? That's not scope creep that's a scope explosion.
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buy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I continue to shriek on the web of crobbos lies
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Hav posted:4 days until it drops, they must be poli... Well to be fair, if your game only runs for 0.01s before it CTDs and shows one frame during that time, it technically ran at 100fps
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Natron posted:Just go here, friend. Thanks dude 
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Latin Pheonix posted:"The last patch, 3.0.0g, increased the FPS by a huge amount (from 3x to 5x), however, the game keeps CTD'ing " "Crashing With Fidelity"™ Star Citizen: now crashing to desktop at higher frames-per-second
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I love how they're deliberately vague just to gently caress with backers. Theres literally no other reason to say it like that.
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Let me guess, they decoupled client fps from server ticks to boost it but now physics get completely out of sync and it crashes the client. It's one or the other with ScamEngine! There is literally no other explanation of getting a 3x-5x boost with one patch. It will also backfire horribly down the line to just do it like this, without first introducing an extensive networking redesign of the engine. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 15:10 on Oct 24, 2017 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Never in a million years. That would mean CIG would be selling their space ships for less than they're worth! Remember, every one of these concepts that comes out represents thousands of hours of work... Dynamic pricing works for mobile games because it's a personal experience; you don't really spend much time talking with your friends about how you paid $X while they paid $Y for a micro-transaction. The risk of exposure is too great when you look at big-ticket items like spaceships coupled with a high level of social media; all it would take is one post on Reddit for the entire community to see that CIG was blatantly exploiting their customers and changing the prices dynamically. The moment you see that is the moment that the actual value of this stuff is revealed; nothing.
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Hey, remember that time when the VP of Marketing had a conversation with a customer that made her look so bad that an entire community started to defend her and act like she was being persecuted? And in doing so they ignored hilariously egregious statements like how, if the game was delivered at the original scope, it would have been a "poo poo game"? Fun times.
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Rad Russian posted:Let me guess, they decoupled client fps from server ticks to boost it but now physics get completely out of sync and it crashes the client. It's one or the other with ScamEngine! I'm thinking when he wrote that he was the only one on the server at the time.
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Hav posted:4 days until it drops, they must be poli... Message for Hav from a goon in the Evocati Test Flight. fps boost leak is poo poo End of Message.
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Colostomy Bag posted:I'm thinking when he wrote that he was the only one
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