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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I was gonna say, evading the pigs long-term is exhausting and time consuming and makes your life miserable. He probably just wanted it to be over and thought this would be an amusing way to do it.

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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Dylanthulhu posted:

I was gonna say, evading the pigs long-term is exhausting and time consuming and makes your life miserable. He probably just wanted it to be over and thought this would be an amusing way to do it.

It should garner some good will from the police. He'll be treated better than if he just showed up without all the hype. It was a clever psychological ploy.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
I'll pay my child support this month if this post goes viral! please like & subscribe

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017
This week, Iraq invaded Kurdistan in the most aggressive encroachment there since Hussein took Churchill's advice to weigh in with the nerve gas, Europe staggered drunkenly around the issues of Brexit and Catalonian independence as if these hadn't caused multiple pan-continental wars in the last couple hundred years, and Japan re-elected a foaming pseudo-nationalist who wants to do America's bidding as they re-stage the B52s in anticipation of a first-strike nuclear war.

Thankfully the BBC front page reminded us what's important, through its 'also in the news' section:




For the full story: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-41720704

Powaqoatse posted:

top 10 dogwhistles, you wont believe your ears!!

Dog whistles would have been useful for this good dog.

E: made badpost slightly better or slightly worse YMMV

Juliet Whisky has a new favorite as of 20:12 on Oct 23, 2017

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


German zoo hopes to cure panda's bad walking habit with sex

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-g...Breuters.com%5D

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Explorer, not Exploder

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Sir Lemming posted:

Explorer, not Exploder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AarHxXD_vKY

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/922519009454690304

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

This news is literally a parody from 2012 - they even named Michael Bay as the producer.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Harsh but fair.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
There are consequences to pumping up the jam.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




Such terrible journalism... the song is called "Gonna Make You Sweat"

EDIT: Okay, they use the right title in the article.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That song owns.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Randaconda posted:

That song owns.

Sure, but now imagine someone screaming it loud enough from their car that the police noticed. Not listening to it very loudly, mind you, but scream-singing it themselves.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

SpacePig posted:

Sure, but now imagine someone screaming it loud enough from their car that the police noticed. Not listening to it very loudly, mind you, but scream-singing it themselves.

This person sounds like a cool dude to hang out with.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

spog posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U

This news is literally a parody from 2012 - they even named Michael Bay as the producer.
Yeah, but this is is real life so the movie would look more like a movie by whoever the director is. I think he directed Neighbors and Forgetting Sarah Marshall before this.

I read the title and my mind immediately added the beat after the name of the song.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

The MSJ posted:

Yeah, but this is is real life so the movie would look more like a movie by whoever the director is. I think he directed Neighbors and Forgetting Sarah Marshall before this.

I read the title and my mind immediately added the beat after the name of the song.

WOMP

WOMP

WOMP WOMP WOMP

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


High-tech mirror for cancer patients only works if you smile

10/10 for good intentions.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

I'd never see myself ever again :smith:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

I don't even have cancer, just arthritis and a combo platter of relatively minor poo poo, and I want to go to this man's house and yell at him.

If someone has cancer and dementia, and manages to convince themselves they're really a vampire...

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


TRUMP'S GOP LUNCH ENDED WITH NO ONE GETTING CALLED AN 'IGNORANT SLUT,' SENATOR SAYS

Yay?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3k_JvrYsAQ

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Intoluene posted:

I'd never see myself ever again :smith:

See, there's a reason to smile already!

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Was probably a long shot anyways.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I imagine one of said golf pros saying this and just shouting the last words in the kid's face.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

The is pretty much the opposite of clickbait, and I really appreciate it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1tmjyGbtO0

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


I'm the single scare quote abandoned somewhere in that sentence

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
Whoever decided to follow that cat with the slo-mo camera deserves a commendation and raise.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I know firmly believe all sport stadiums should have at least one resident cat.

The cat is free to interfere participate in the match if it wants to.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Tony Romo is a gift to all football broadcasts.

Also:

https://twitter.com/treeSIDjorge/status/919413035785101313

The second time the rabbit crossed the End Zone, the Stanford Touchdown Train Horn sounded and their band played the school fight song.

Proteus Jones has a new favorite as of 14:33 on Oct 27, 2017

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Proteus Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/treeSIDjorge/status/919413035785101313

The second time the rabbit crossed the End Zone, the Stanford Touchdown Train Horn sounded and their band played the school fight song.

:kimchi:Sports are very good sometimes.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


You Can Still Eat This Corgi In Pennsylvania, Thanks To The NRA

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


They should advertise in China, some people didn't care for the ban there.
E: my bad, the dog eating festival was not banned.

By popular demand has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Oct 27, 2017

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007



You can literally make any bill fail in the USA if you add a rider to it stating that this bill will additionally "Require gun owners to pay a 1 cent tax on every box of ammo to fund the provision" and the NRA will literally throw millions of dollars and a 2 year long campaign as well as lobbying every single congressmen and senator in the USA to ensure it doesn't pass.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Drone_Fragger posted:

You can literally make any bill fail in the USA if you add a rider to it stating that this bill will additionally "Require gun owners to pay a 1 cent tax on every box of ammo to fund the provision" and the NRA will literally throw millions of dollars and a 2 year long campaign as well as lobbying every single congressmen and senator in the USA to ensure it doesn't pass.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWdfRRtAs3o

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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Man locked in store's beer cooler stays, drinks all night

:cheers:

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