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Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922434082302300160
https://twitter.com/Nighthawk_Zale/status/922688072852037632
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922753299241201664
https://twitter.com/Dalladh/status/922760599397945344

I feel the same. Except with Star Citizen backers with money still in the game. gently caress them all :roflolmao:

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:24

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/922869061842808832
https://twitter.com/iq_derek/status/922874089856995328

# ? Oct 24, 2017 20:54

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

This place isn't an echo chamber. Tarkaroshe could easily pay ten bucks and come tell me off for saying his brain is as smooth as polished glass. :shrug:

# ? Oct 24, 2017 20:58

BloodyScab: Sep 12, 2017; by Smythe

Yea. They're encouraged to come here. We treasure MOMA as our own son, albeit with a auto erotic belt issue but still our son.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:02

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Beet Wagon posted:

This place isn't an echo chamber. Tarkaroshe could easily pay ten bucks and come tell me off for saying his brain is as smooth as polished glass.

But think about how many spaceships he could buy instead

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:10

Canine Blues Arooo: Jan 7, 2008; when you think about it...i'm the first girl you ever spent the night with; Grimey Drawer

grimcreaper posted:

Coming from the guy with a furry bestiality comic avatar AND name.

Also your wrong. Pacific rim was loving amazing.

I missed this reply when it would have been timely to post a sarcastic response.

Pretend I say something about how both you and pacific rim are bad, my avatar/alias is iconic, and star citizen is bad. Also pretend I posted it like 3 pages back.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:12

reverend crabhands: Feb 3, 2016

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:14

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

https://i.imgur.com/FTqtIeo.gifv

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:40

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

Mirificus posted:

Tarkaroshe sure is verbose. Do we have any proof Tarkaroshe isn't one of Derek's many, many alts?

And while talking about proof. Have to wonder if he accepts that CIG has proven SQ42 doesn't exist...

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:44

HycoCam: Jul 14, 2016; You should have backed Transverse!

Hav posted:

Hey, if I can fart on someone from another continent, I will die happy.

It's not sexual, it's an indication that there's nothing left to discover.

Would you settle for a tongue? With mine, I just replaced the tongue with a tentacle.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:45

Hav: Dec 11, 2009; Fun Shoe

HycoCam posted:

Would you settle for a tongue? With mine, I just replaced the tongue with a tentacle.

Nope, not clicking the link.

hot balls man no homo posted:

I feel the same. Except with Star Citizen backers with money still in the game. gently caress them all

You have to buy me dinner first, but I enjoy Five guys. The rough and the smooth, all in one slightly overweight package.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:54

Achamp: Oct 19, 2005; The two hhhwhat.... The two yutes your honor

Request:

Can anyone share the goons + derek youtube of the Gamescom disaster? It seems to have disappeared from the internet.

Need to get hyped for Friday. That video is practically required watching.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:55

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

Vertisce of r/ds attempting research on a non-Derek Smart topic

Shuttle Crew Operations Manual - 2.13 GNC - Translational Hand Controller (THC)

Shuttle Commander's Station - THC is visible to the left of the Rotational Hand Controller

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:57

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Mirificus posted:

Vertisce of r/ds attempting research on a non-Derek Smart topic

Shuttle Crew Operations Manual - 2.13 GNC - Translational Hand Controller (THC)

Shuttle Commander's Station - THC is visible to the left of the Rotational Hand Controller

I'm the THC use :350:

# ? Oct 24, 2017 21:59

ManofManyAliases: Mar 21, 2016; ToastOfManySmarts

Can't post for 3 hours!

BloodyScab posted:

Yea. They're encouraged to come here. We treasure MOMA as our own son, albeit with a auto erotic belt issue but still our son.

To each, his own.

I'll tell all of you off in 4 years when the game is finally released.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:02

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Answer the call ~~2021~~ tbd

Dusty Lens fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Oct 24, 2017

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:05

Tank Boy Ken: Aug 24, 2012; J4G for life; Fallen Rib

tooterfish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:14

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

ManofManyAliases posted:

To each, his own.

I'll tell all of you off in 4 years when the game is finally released.

you mean alpha 4.0?

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:14

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Tank Boy Ken posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYd_-pAfbBw&t=218s

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:19

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:22

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Achamp posted:

Request:

Can anyone share the goons + derek youtube of the Gamescom disaster? It seems to have disappeared from the internet.

Need to get hyped for Friday. That video is practically required watching.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DCbvu-uF4o

i'm in it, please like subscribe and parp

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:22

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Mirificus posted:

https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922434082302300160
https://twitter.com/Nighthawk_Zale/status/922688072852037632
https://twitter.com/TarkaRoshe/status/922753299241201664
https://twitter.com/Dalladh/status/922760599397945344

Completely mental.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:22

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

Tank Boy Ken posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg

Left the best til last.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:24

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

I don't have the energy to wade through a load of Shitizen bollocks at the moment. Can anyone summarise how they think Star Citizen had anything to do with The Escapist's problems?

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:24

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Sunswipe posted:

I don't have the energy to wade through a load of Shitizen bollocks at the moment. Can anyone summarise how they think Star Citizen had anything to do with The Escapist's problems?

The Escapist once wrote a negative article about Star Citizen.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:25

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Sunswipe posted:

I don't have the energy to wade through a load of Shitizen bollocks at the moment. Can anyone summarise how they think Star Citizen had anything to do with The Escapist's problems?

They said bad things about Star Citizen so Chris Roberts and MoMA sued them into the ground and took all their money

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:26

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

Sunswipe posted:

I don't have the energy to wade through a load of Shitizen bollocks at the moment. Can anyone summarise how they think Star Citizen had anything to do with The Escapist's problems?

The same reason the Aztecs thought human sacrifice made the sun come up.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:26

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

To each, his own.

I'll tell all of you off in 4 years when the game is finally released.

They'll have to cut a lot of heads to last 4 years, so better make that 12 years.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:27

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

tooterfish posted:

The same reason the Aztecs thought human sacrifice made the sun come up.

Except that the sun came up the morning after the sacrifice and not years later

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:28

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

CIG's calendar uses years instead of days.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:36

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

tooterfish posted:

CIG's calendar uses years instead of days.

Ah yes, the Roberts Long Count calendar, where "this December" is actually a few millennia from now

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:41

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Quavers posted:

It could be like a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure book: "The Warlord Of IronClad Mountain"

You have power

Do you abuse it?

Yes - Turn to page 1
No - Turn to page 404

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:42

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Mr.Tophat posted:

You have power

Do you abuse it?

Yes - Turn to page 1
No - Turn to page 404

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:51

alf_pogs: Feb 15, 2012

BloodyScab posted:

A love letter to CIG? Why yes I did

Dear Cloud Imperium Games, My name is Alexander. I found out about Star Citizen about 3 years ago, when I was 14 years old. I fell in LOVE with the universe, the Lore, the news posts, the ships, I spent 1/3 of my time on the internet checking to see if there was any new content added. But, unfortunately, I had no computer able to run the game. Luckily, about a year ago, I managed to get a PC that could run your game flawlessly. I had fun exploring and dogfighting (although I was trash... and still am XD) but that�s not what I�d like to talk about. What I�d like to write to you about is not the gameplay you�ve created, but the community. You see, Star Citizen is home to (most of the time) one of the most supportive and passionate gaming communities out there. Your hard work and dedication to this game has sparked something that thousands of people share. I am proud to be part of a game that has worked very hard and has been incredibly ambitious with its goals. I know that people will argue that you haven�t done enough, that you haven�t delivered what you promised. And to be fair, you haven�t. But I don�t mind. Because what you�ve created is far deeper than a �game�. You�ve helped forge friendships, and brought people together. You want proof? I am part of an org. The Republic of Lorell. I have been a part of this amazing family for over half a year, and I will say with 100% certainty that they have changed my life for the better. I have friends that I never thought I�d have, and they�ve influenced me to do my best in every aspect of my life. They�ve given me the chance to express creativity, and love, and comradery. This is but one example. Thank you, guys. Really. You�re making something awesome. Keep going, and ignore the haters. My only regret is that I don�t have more ways to support you awesome people.

one day this is going to be read out by a character actor on a later season of 'mindhunter'

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:52

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

I have a controversial opinion on the citizen con coming up

It will be loaded with technical errors , both from the production stand point and the game itself. I think we should have a counter for the number of game breaking bugs and crashes

I'd be surprised if they take in 250k that day

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:53

Spiderdrake: May 12, 2001

So basically these people are so brainbroke that a singular (?) article besmirched their holy scam//cult two (?) years ago and they're masturbating to fantasies of the legal department eviscerating them and a bunch of people who had nothing to do with it losing their jobs?

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:54

Mirificus: Oct 29, 2004; Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

# ? Oct 24, 2017 22:56

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Mirificus posted:

The only thing that could possibly disappoint these people more than never being able to play their dream game exactly as it is imagined by Chris Roberts is being able to play it.

# ? Oct 24, 2017 23:05

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Mirificus posted:

quote:

we want people who are kids now to be into the game when they're adults & the game is done

& we want backers who get pregnant in the next year or two to still be able to play while caring for a ten year old once the full game is live..

So basically this guy doesn't expect the game to be done for twelve years or so

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Snazzy Frocks: Mar 31, 2003; Scratchmo

the game is much more valuable as long as it stays in concept

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