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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy


SorePotato posted:

Who cares loser, your spinning bowtie cannot lead me astray from Xi Jinping Thought. I live eternal in the people's heavenly army, while you, a CIA brain floating in a jar, are set to be replaced in two weeks

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Somebody has issued a correction as of 17:06 on Apr 3, 2023

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Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
Foxconn suicide nets. He's inherited quite the Marxist utopia.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Communist billionaire checking in here, Chairman Xi is extremely good (for my profit margins!!!!)

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
Even Nixon went 2 China

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
New meme where instead of that 90's guy pointing at his head it is Xi.

Gotta think like Xi

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
Fun Fact: All the copies of Lenin's works have an extra chapter about how neo colonialism is actually really good if it's China doing it to African countries

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Ace of Baes posted:

Fun Fact: All the copies of Lenin's works have an extra chapter about how neo colonialism is actually really good if it's China doing it to African countries

white troop man knows better than africans about africa

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

ah yes it's very ethical resource exploitation, just like ethical foxconn suicide nets

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977
the special Chinese characteristics of Xi's socialism is all of the millionaires and billionaires

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the colonialism of loans at below market rates

also wages at foxconn (a taiwanese company and a place where the suicide scandals happened almost 10 years ago) have tripled, along with wages for the rest of the country

but please, everyone, continue to pretend like you're following any news about china besides whatever garbage flits by your social media screens. it's not like the western media picks up stories when there's something negative to spin or cover, deliberately

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

"fancy cars are a mode of production" — a very smart socialist who is in no way a dilettante

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

farting out identical takes as the ed board of the wall street journal is actually progressive as long as you post in the dsa thread at forums dot somethingawful dot com

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
china's socialism is questionable with all the millionaires and billionaires, but the chinese government has literally executed millionaires and billionaires (like recently) and lol at that happening in the united states

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKF0IYwhrjk

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

china's socialism is questionable with all the millionaires and billionaires, but the chinese government has literally executed millionaires and billionaires (like recently) and lol at that happening in the united states

ya. plus anytime chinese workers imprison or execute their bosses the government literally sends cops to help the workers

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the reason why chinese industry heads are buying up so much real estate is to get around strict capital flow regulations from the government. some friends have suggested this serves the dual purpose of reserving a safehouse in the event of an escape from the country and that the prc finds this preferable to a blood purge. i'm inclined to agree

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

R. Guyovich posted:

ya. plus anytime chinese workers imprison or execute their bosses the government literally sends cops to help the workers
i've heard of that happening. like a major factory uprising resulting in a dead boss, and the communist party shows up and goes :shrug: and doesn't arrest anybody because the workers were not (importantly) opposing communist party rule; they wanted communist party intervention.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

china's socialism is questionable with all the millionaires and billionaires, but the chinese government has literally executed millionaires and billionaires (like recently) and lol at that happening in the united states

theyre no doubt better than the US but thats not really a great standard since the US is objectively the most evil and destructive country on the planet and has been since WWII at a minimum

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Billionaires getting executed? We are going to lose jobs! No! *sobs*

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
fwiw I would like to lose jobs, specifically one/

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

Telephones posted:

fwiw I would like to lose jobs, specifically one/

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme



but with china

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its time for violent revolution and the execution of all billionaires imo

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

that achewood arc with magical realist dprk except replace kim with xi

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

Jose posted:

its time for violent revolution and the execution of all billionaires imo

no, let's just do the executions and keep everything else as-is. Keep the millionaires on edge

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I think this thread gave me whiplash

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
haha i’m glad xi is trashing politburo succession mechanisms this is surely good news for the stability of the worlds manufacturing giant

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

i'll believe it when i see it, and i still think patriarchal cult of personalities allowing a single person to rule for long periods is a disaster in the making

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Karl Barks posted:

i'll believe it when i see it, and i still think patriarchal cult of personalities allowing a single person to rule for long periods is a disaster in the making

Straight to the gulag comrade.

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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I was watching CGTN (The Chinese state media) and they are openly stating that America is becoming a failing unreliable state. Xi's plan is based around taking Americas place as a global leader

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Xi can do it

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
America is a really stable and rational world actor and not a failing, rabid dog like thrashing banana republic in waiting thrashing around and biting everything in a futile attempt to stem away death and decay

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

XI!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how has Xi been able to so completely consolidate his power?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

how has Xi been able to so completely consolidate his power?

By executing anybody who was a even tiny threat. He's just another Putin.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

this desecration of Mao will not go unpunished

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

how has Xi been able to so completely consolidate his power?
The mandate of heaven just smiles on his proper conduct!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
xi looks like he washes so he's got that going for him over mao

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
he's got a trustworthy face

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
he is going to make communism great again

:china:

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