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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

trickybiscuits posted:

This is perfect for sheep because they're basically nature's slasher movie victims and they know it, so they protect themselves by never, ever splitting up.

Isn't that every herd animal?

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Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Real radical islam be like

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Preoptopus posted:

Real radical islam be like

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

What's the protocol if this dude starts having a real bad trip? Do they remove him from the procession?

Organizing the Hajj must be a nightmare

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dreddout posted:

What's the protocol if this dude starts having a real bad trip? Do they remove him from the procession?

He gets stoned

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dreddout posted:

Organizing the Hajj must be a nightmare

yeah that's why they don't bother

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

He gets stoned

:golfclap:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
https://twitter.com/AndrewDHudson/status/922955338369810432

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

I shudder to think of Mr. Hudson's browsing history.

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Kwanzaa Quickie
Nov 4, 2009
Don't let Pence see that.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/mccoveychron/status/922990454127263744

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

She only won because Pence bribed the judge.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

its all nice on rice posted:

She only won because Pence bribed the judge.

Pence only did that because the horse tempted him.

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


thank you, i needed the actual laugh i got from that

good ol' mitchell and webb

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://i.imgur.com/zusd93G.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The fact the raccoon takes the time to close the manhole lid properly gets me every time :allears:.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



Neigh means nay :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Nah.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

This one got me.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

CzarChasm posted:

This one got me.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 16:40 on Oct 25, 2017

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The fact the raccoon takes the time to close the manhole lid properly gets me every time :allears:.

It's a raccoonhole lid in this case.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/GiveMeInternet/status/923212821478957057

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*6doXhPTToCifCR-KD7Fk8g.jpeg

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Zzulu posted:

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/1600/1*6doXhPTToCifCR-KD7Fk8g.jpeg

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LogisticEarth
Mar 28, 2004

Someone once told me, "Time is a flat circle".

Groovy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I'd let her peg me with that chin

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Do I look like I know w͠҉͏ha̷t̢ a ͞j̀a̵̡y-p͘͠e͢ģ is͘?̡͜ Į̶̛̫͇̞̦͖̼͓̣̗̠͖͖͜ͅͅ ̧̦̞̟̗̳̲͠͠j̧̛̲̝̼̦̤͔͕̳̲̲̰̼̮͈̬͠ú͙̟͖͙̙̖̟̀͠s̫̝̟̼̳͝ͅt̳̫̲͔̯̜̪͓̼̗͍̹͓̲̭̙͔́͢͢͠ ̴̗̞̥͚̱̩̳̺ẃ̨͇̰̘̩͎̥̟̤͎̙̲̮̦̜̯͙͓͇͘͟ͅa̴̴͎̤̙͙͇̠̗͉̕͟ͅn̨̢̠͎͖̜͕͠ţ͇͈̦̭͉̥̜̣̙̠̖̩̜͔̯̭͉̤͢͡ ̢̥͕̜̻̲͙͈͡a҉̢͏̩͖͇̞͎͚͕̻̲ ͘͞҉̴҉̳͈̥͈̟͕̭̟̮p̸̵̨͕̞̘̠͖̮̙̪̱͍̗̱̪̕i̷̴̵͖̩̹̭͚̱͍̠̙̻̙͖̫̜̮͉͚͠ͅc͍̻̯̤̬̤̲̯̠̣͎̬̠͍̙͘͢͟ͅͅt̷̩̼̘̻̦̲̻̫͔̭͖͎͍̟͞͞u̵̲̦̮͓̗̺̻͚̼̖̪͎̦͙͡r̨̩̥̮͎̟̙̩̱͙̥̗̙̥̝̮̦̻̲͝e̕҉̡̣͉̲̘̰̭̪̖̠̜̗̼͔̘͚̰͕͜͞ͅ ͇̬̙̼̬͉̬͜o̵̧͍̘̫͎̩̤f̡͇̮̰̳͢ ̡̲̙̮͍̕͞͝a̶̡̧҉̶̩͉̺̪͕̘̜͖͖̖̺ ̶͢͏̥̰͕̩̟̞̺̝̗̟̮̀ͅg̢̧̧̧̺̥͙͙͎̩͘o̶̻̦͚̲̘̞̮̤͓͘d͠͏͚̹̹̯̞̼̘̙̠̳̘͎͙̖̗̖͖͚͡ͅ-̸̵̛͏͔̣͇̰͖̱̖̼͓̪d̸̙̱̤̝̞̞̪̘̙̗̭̹͎̭̕͟͡à̻̤͉̮̤̟̝͙͍̭̺̜̫̺͍̹͘͡ͅń̴̗̞͍̰̬̣̰̝̜̺̗̗̠͈͎̜̠͜͠g̴̢̠̦̳͔̝͜ ̴͙̹͎̼͉̀́͡͝ͅh̛̼͙͉̬̮̙̣̝ò̡̹̮̣̭̣t̸̴̺̳͔̗͎́͟ ̢͍̩̼̗͢d̻̫̤͇̟̺͓̙̲̻͈̲̣̗̜̝͉͚͔͟͡o̶̢̥̱̳̯̠̻͘̕͢g̶̴͖͈̯͕̹͓̘̪̱͚ͅ!̢͈̻̼̗͔̤̘̟̟̬͜͡

Needs more Yakety Sax.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Dreddout posted:

Organizing the Hajj must be a nightmare

Yeah, pretty much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7q_LcqbvKI

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
The Hajj has always been a source of fun stories. See that fun historical tale of an African king spending so much gold on the way there and back he crashed the economy.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

She's my #1

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Inescapable Duck posted:

The Hajj has always been a source of fun stories. See that fun historical tale of an African king spending so much gold on the way there and back he crashed the economy.

He crashed several economies. He tried to fix things on the way back by taking out a bunch of high-interest loans, but the gold market in Cairo, Medina and Mecca took over a decade to recover.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musa_I_of_Mali

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

beato posted:

Needs more Yakety Sax.

Who's the one fucker at about 2 o'clock who's just standing there?

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HerrSystem
Dec 27, 2006
Oh Shi-

I never knew Jay Leno had a daughter

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