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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:but... Tim said he was going to double down on security the only true words tim speaks are those he whispers to his beloved celebrities when he tries to woo them before, during and after apple presentations
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:but... Tim said he was going to double down on security 2 * 0 = 0
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poty posted:2 * 0 = 0 hmm just ran this with the ios calculator and its actually 20
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you can tell it's a controlled leak because there're no issues with the phone in the footage
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oh no my top secret cellphone 
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the added hype is going to backfire anyway since apple is struggling to make the iphonx and is likely going to have some serious quality issues with the ones they do manage to churn out
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poty posted:hmm just ran this with the ios calculator and its actually 20 20 security is pretty good!
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poty posted:hmm just ran this with the ios calculator and its actually 20 Same
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poty posted:hmm just ran this with the ios calculator and its actually 20 lol
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if this was pre-announcement then yes, fired. in general the rule is to let apple marketing do the marketing. people that have early devices know they’re not allowed to show them to anyone, and certainly not post them on YouTube.
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poty posted:hmm just ran this with the ios calculator and its actually 20
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internet t&c’s are leaking https://twitter.com/kevinmitnick/status/921816073544093696
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The Management posted:if this was pre-announcement then yes, fired. in general the rule is to let apple marketing do the marketing. people that have early devices know they’re not allowed to show them to anyone, and certainly not post them on YouTube. gosh it's almost as if tim doesn't care about pre-announcing or leaking or any of that because he's grossly incompetent either that or he's fully embraced fake leaks because at least those he can control
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:internet t&c’s are leaking
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Kenny Logins posted:what would be the best way to ruin their footage... strap on head dildo? Trump mask? steve jobs mask
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did they ever fire the guy who lost an iPhone 4? I think Steve didn’t
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:did they ever fire the guy who lost an iPhone 4? I think Steve didn’t
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:did they ever fire the guy who lost an iPhone 4? I think Steve didn’t he was still working there the last time I saw him around, which was probably less than a year ago.
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:internet t&c’s are leaking don’t worry they won’t use any images of ugly people
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Rex-Goliath posted:don’t worry they won’t use any images of ugly people sorry you had to find out the hard way
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ufarn posted:t-shirt with copyrighted image t-shirt with the photos of steve near-death
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i legit wonder what they would do if you stood at the door and told them you have a genius bar appointment but you dont consent. would they refuse to uphold your applecare warranty? does the warranty already have some clause saying that by declining this you void it buried inside somewhere? (yes im sure)
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well why not posted:t-shirt with the photos of steve near-death Apple Debuts Thinnest CEO Yet
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I did it I ordered the stupid touch bar mbp look forward to my posts bitching about it nonstop in three or four weeks
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bump_fn posted:I did it I ordered the stupid touch bar mbp make sure you have applecare lol
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:make sure you have applecare lol comes w it w no additional charge according to the invoice
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yeah but only for like 3 or 6 months or some poo poo if you live in USA
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I have a 2016 mbp that my work got me in april 6 months old, and the keyboard is almost unusable some keys have no tactile feedback/snap at all, some keys double-press, and some keys don't register about half of the time which keys these are seem to change on the reg, although SPACE, U, and V are conistently hosed it's like, how am I supposed to copy/paste from SEXCHANGE without a V key 
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i just got one too and it's good, i got an aukey usb hub and some cheapo 3.1-->C converters for dongletown, it's not that big a deal. i already prefer the new clicky kb. screen is a bit better, touchpad is nice, and its thin and light touchbar is mostly useless and i still want a real esc key tho. and i miss magsafe for getting the power cable in easily, the usb c holes are too small to do it by feel without lots of fiddling
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i just got one too and it's good, i got an aukey usb hub and some cheapo 3.1-->C converters for dongletown, it's not that big a deal. i already prefer the new clicky kb. screen is a bit better, touchpad is nice, and its thin and light enjoy having a few months with your working keyboard
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Poopernickel posted:I have a 2016 mbp that my work got me in april get it replaced under warranty?
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i just got one too and it's good, i got an aukey usb hub and some cheapo 3.1-->C converters for dongletown, it's not that big a deal. i already prefer the new clicky kb. screen is a bit better, touchpad is nice, and its thin and light dsyp
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Turnquiet posted:dsyp sorry about ur computers' sloppy, cavernous holes
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:get it replaced under warranty? I'm gonna tell IT to take that poo poo back and give me a windows machine with a real keyboard that's right, even Windows 10 (tm) will be better than having to replace the logic board over and over again every 6 months seriously I loved my last two mbps but apple really took a hard left with this one
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:i already prefer the new clicky kb. same but assumed this was stockholm syndrome or mentall illness
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:google engineer doesn’t understand how permissions or app store vetting works, generates clickbait fodder for a billion headlines omg, what if your camera is taking pictures of you in the bathroom??? imagine what they could do with thousands of photos of your knees, the toilet stall door, and your face as you’re posting.
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