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Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Jesus that chilling laugh from the darkness.

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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Clip this if real.

I can't figure out how to go backwards with the player, sorry. Beardy guy said it

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

She said Nazi, ban her!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



lol "just landed"

Chris was late

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Wow. French cuffs, untucked with jeans.

oval office.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Chris's entire pitch to Intel:

'Oh yeah they'll buy any old poo poo with Star Citizen on it, it's hilarious'

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

omg, you can play as a box now!

I'm back in.

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

get out the box get out the box get out the box

tooterfish
Jul 13, 2013

Aww

lalaland
Nov 8, 2012
ladies and gentlemen, chris roberts

ladies and gentlemen, chris roberts

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

What in the gently caress is going on?!?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Want to point out she took a last minute flight from LA to Germany. Cause those are dirt cheap.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

if there is a god and he loves me this will be star citizen loot crates

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Wonder who did the video for them, better than anything they've done for a couple of years.

fritzgryphon
Jul 15, 2017

by Lowtax
Clicked 'use' on box.

Now trapped in box.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Oh gently caress is this cringy....

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Chris starts selling stuff as soon as he walks on stage. LMAO.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

LMFAO Chris is actually shilling Intel SSDs on stage hahaha

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
loving directly referencing their sponser's product before saying anything about the game.

This is fine.

Their finances are secure.

BloodyScab
Sep 12, 2017

by Smythe

Lladre posted:

Want to point out she took a last minute flight from LA to Germany. Cause those are dirt cheap.

She thought after her award winning performance she wouldn't have to do this poo poo anymore

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
A PROMOTION WAS IN THE BOX

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

LMFAO Chris is actually shilling Intel SSDs on stage hahaha

The 480 GB version of the Optane SSD 900P will run $599, while the 280 GB version will be $389

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
PS I was the massive burning lens flare that disguised the loading screen when the crate dropped.

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

loving hell. It's turned into an Intel marketing event. LOL

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
Jesus, this is shameful lol

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Megadrive is good music

Krakenwagen
Oct 31, 2015
it helps us compile faster ahahahaha

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Chris looks CONFUSED as gently caress when the other guy is talking.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Krakenwagen posted:

it helps us compile faster ahahahaha

can't believe he said that, well actually I can.

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
Does he have any idea about what he is talking?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Why does Chris have this cable dangling off him? Too stupid to hide it?

Tsar Mikey
Nov 30, 2005


When will then be now?



Ahhh, uhh the 900P is the aaaa fastest SSD and the markat ahh we use them in Stah Citizin ahh because they load fast uuuuh

*Flashback to two months ago*

DON'T SHOW THE LOADING SCREEN *10 minute load time*

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
https://clips.twitch.tv/RamshackleIronicChamoisTooSpicy

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016

happyhippy posted:

Chris looks CONFUSED as gently caress when the other guy is talking.

Chris sounds CONFUSED as gently caress when he talks

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!

Mu77ley posted:

loving hell. It's turned into an Intel marketing event. LOL

"Opening Address" is an hour long Intel commercial. They should just add an ad banner into SC at this point while you play.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
How are all of the executives of Intel and Amazon and AMD such rubes.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
How far is Intel's hand up his arse. It's def. far enough to make his mouth move.

He's visibly uncomfortable.

Hav
Dec 11, 2009

Fun Shoe

big nipples big life posted:

Minimum Requirements: Expensive rear end hard drive from our partners at intel

Here comes the ship!

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Breetai posted:

PS I was the massive burning lens flare that disguised the loading screen when the crate dropped.
That was entirely prerendered they just used the atmospheric entry poo poo to fast forward what would have realistically been a couple minutes of free fall.

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
i cant watch this poo poo it's like QVC

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