Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

"I've made a huge mistake"

https://i.imgur.com/G3VxNas.gifv

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:08

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Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

Aw man... had to work this morning and miss the big Intel shill-a-thon.

Seems I'm in time for Space Turtles though! Space Turtles! Space! Turtles! Turtles! In Space!

Turtles!

In!

Spaaacccccccceeeeeeee..........

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:09

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

This is too loving boring to even mock.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:09

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Google translate.

Good god.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:09

Goredema: Oct 16, 2013; RUIN EVERYTHING; Fun Shoe

trucutru posted:

What's next? space NEETS?

They better be playable characters, since half that auditorium fits the definition of "space NEET".

The beast is in his parent's house.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:09

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Dark Off posted:

the children is smelling the butt of the pet, whatever that is

Not the MoMA! Not the MoMA!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:10

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Wonder how many times this linguist had to scrap his language because Roberts didn't think the characters had enough fidelity

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:10

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

THE gently caress? I did start working early to get to watch this poo poo. BOOOOOOOOORING

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:10

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Dark Off posted:

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:10

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

again, every single member of the audience they catch on camera looks like they should have a police file under names like "the massachusetts virgin ripper" or "the boston blood drinker"

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:10

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Sitting across a table from Chris Roberts and he tells you to make it sound like someone was speaking Asian but if they were a turtle.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:11

Zakutambah: Jan 17, 2007; #include <Mastodon.h>
#include <Pterodactyl.h>
#include <Triceratops.h>
#include <SaberToothed_Tiger.h>
#include <Tyrannosaurus.h>

void megazordSequence();; College Slice

Seriously though, this is boring as all gently caress. Going back to troubleshooting Excel OLEDB fuckary is more appealing. Can you imagine travelling all the way to Germany for this? You're in Germany! Go eat and drink some awesome food and beer, and tell Crobbits to shove his SSD up his arse.

Zakutambah fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Oct 27, 2017

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:12

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Dusty Lens posted:

Sitting across a table from Chris Roberts and he tells you to make it sound like someone was speaking Asian but if they were a turtle.

So they gently caress turtles to get in character?

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:12

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

At this point Astrotit has better lore and clearer gameplay.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:12

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

Erenthal posted:

i mean all props due to the linguist guy

he seems like a cool dude that's good at what he does, and if i could get paid big bucks for indulging in my nerd hobby i would leap at the chance

but someone authorized money going into this

For sure but I mean would you want something like this to pop up when an employer googles your name ?

Repeat after me: "My videogame developer is rich."

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:12

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Tonight I dine on huckster soup.

Shillsters in a half-shell!

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:13

Virtual Captain: Feb 20, 2017; Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.

im the language parkour.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:14

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

Bootcha posted:

Called it.

Don't be too jealous someone * actually * called it dsmart

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:14

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Is the goon discord better than the thread? or pointless to tune in?

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:14

Chin: Dec 12, 2005; GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

Lazy mashup of Chinese and Japanese :wow:

Guess it's good he's not putting too much effort into the languages since they're for a game that will never exist.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:15

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Chin posted:

Lazy mashup of Chinese and Japanese

That's too much effort. It's actually 90% Korean.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:16

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

There's nothing close to a game, but it does actually look like they got an alien language.

What amount was that stretch goal? I seem to remember it was over $50M.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:17

Nebiros: Apr 25, 2013; The scarf is nice.

Well I didn't get banned for throwing Chinese insults in chat yet. They must not speak Xi'an well.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:17

Beet Wagon: Oct 19, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

This is too loving boring to even mock.

I legitimately can't watch any more of this. I'm going to organize my garage. All the goons who have the fortitude to watch this whole thing have my respect (and sympathy).

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:17

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

UEE = Space Rome
Vanduul = Cat/Lizard Vandals
Banu = India/Arab tree people
Tevarin = Japanese Ronin bird people
Xi'an = Chinese/Soviet turtle people
Kr'thak = TBD Mongols

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:18

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

'The amazing pupil to planet video'

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:19

KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Why would you even tune in before the lolnote address

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:20

Daztek: Jun 2, 2006

Beet Wagon posted:

I legitimately can't watch any more of this. I'm going to organize my garage. All the goons who have the fortitude to watch this whole thing have my respect (and sympathy).

Look at this quitter

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:20

Erenthal: Jan 1, 2008; A relaxing walk in the woods; Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

I legitimately can't watch any more of this. I'm going to organize my garage. All the goons who have the fortitude to watch this whole thing have my respect (and sympathy).

i'm staying to the end, the eternators are just about to kick in

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:20

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

I feel bad for the techies who were rolled out of bed and told to spend an hour talking about layers.

Gonna guess that most people who have a fire burning in their hearts for telling drivers how to do the thing aren't also yearning to engage in the joys of public speaking via very slowly describing how shadows work to an indifferent crowd of people without technical backgrounds.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:21

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Beet Wagon posted:

I legitimately can't watch any more of this. I'm going to organize my garage. All the goons who have the fortitude to watch this whole thing have my respect (and sympathy).

At work for next 6 hours.
It's the only thing keeping me sane to be honest.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:22

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

MilesK posted:

UEE = Space Rome
Vanduul = Cat/Lizard Vandals
Banu = India/Arab tree people
Tevarin = Japanese Ronin bird people
Xi'an = Chinese/Soviet turtle people
Kr'thak = TBD Mongols

Street Fighter has less stereotypes. The freaking joke races in star control have less stereotypes.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:23

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Itchy cow your mamma.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:23

SomethingJones: Mar 6, 2016; <3

https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/27/16554132/star-citizen-free-with-intel-ssd-exclusive-ship-raven

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:24

Nebiros: Apr 25, 2013; The scarf is nice.

Lando asking why anyone gives a poo poo about ~~Chinese~~ Xi'an. Are we still thinking he's laughing with us as a goon?

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:24

Dusty Lens: Jul 1, 2015; All Glory unto the Stimpire. Give up your arms and legs and embrace the beautiful agony of electricity that doubles in pain every second.

Nebiros posted:

Lando asking why anyone gives a poo poo about ~~Chinese~~ Xi'an. Are we still thinking he's laughing with us as a goon?

Pretty sure he's just happy he's not installing swimming pools while it's 100 degrees outside in SoCal.

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:25

Strangler 42: Jan 8, 2007; SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

So the plan is to bore people with tech stuff and to pass off fake made up lore as progress? And then to sell a harddrive by packaging it with free Star Citizen and a ship?

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:25

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Daztek posted:

Look at this quitter

filthy leaver

# ? Oct 27, 2017 18:27

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

hot balls man no homo posted:

So the plan is to bore people with tech stuff and to pass off fake made up lore as progress? And then to sell a harddrive by packaging it with free Star Citizen and a ship?

Plans? In something related to SC? this is the equivalent of stream-of-consciousness talk, but in conference form.

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blueberrysmith: May 4, 2006; Dirty Sanchez

C U in the verse commando

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