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A fight promoter offers an old unathletic pro wrestler a professional fight in the UFC. The wrestler hesitates, afraid of being exploited for money, the promoter says that if he gets exploited they both lose in the long run. In his first fight the wrestler gets destroyed by an average prospect. When the old pro wrestler asks the promoter why, the promoter replies that it was in his nature.
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BlindSite posted:A fight promoter offers an old unathletic pro wrestler a professional fight in the UFC. The wrestler hesitates, afraid of being exploited for money, the promoter says that if he gets exploited they both lose in the long run. In his first fight the wrestler gets destroyed by an average prospect. When the old pro wrestler asks the promoter why, the promoter replies that it was in his nature. "209 BITCH 209" the balding cocaine scorpion yells as the pro wrestler sinks.
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Oct 28, 2017 01:39
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Raquel Pennington broke her leg in a car accident so she's no longer in line to fight Nunes at 219 it appears http://mmajunkie.com/2017/10/raquel-pennington-broken-leg-ufc-title-fight-champ-amanda-nunes
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Looking at the official rankings for the possible new contenders: 1 Valentina Shevchenko - Just fought and was fairly close but nobody wants to see that again immediately 2 Holly Holm - Probably fighting Cyborg? 3 Julianna Pena - Pregnant 4 Raquel Pennington - RIP Leg 5 Ronda Rousey - LOL 6 Cat Zingano - Has a win over Nunes but coming off two losses 7 Sara McMann - Coming off a loss 8 Ketlen Vieira - Decent streak but I had to look her up to remember who she was 9 Germaine de Randamie - Probably on UFC's shitlist currently, but you could probably sell it as a champ vs champ fight that nobody will care about 10 Alexis Davis - 2 and 2 in her last 4 What a stacked division
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Oct 28, 2017 04:10
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Fentry posted:Looking at the official rankings for the possible new contenders: For Holly, I guess being punched in the head by Nunes might be slightly more appealing than being punched in the head by Cyborg?
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Oct 28, 2017 14:17
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Anybody watching the Brunson/Lyoto card? Starts in 3 minutes.
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El Roncho posted:Anybody watching the Brunson/Lyoto card? Starts in 3 minutes. Good Shout, I was looking for the GDT and couldn't find one.
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Oct 28, 2017 23:59
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If you're not watching, you missed a young heavyweight prospect beating up and choking out somebody's grandpa.
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The obviously fake name "Colby Covington" is just an anagram of Jacob Volkmann
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handsome only face posted:khabib vs barboza coming to ufc 219 good if it happens
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Oct 30, 2017 00:56
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Colby Covington broke Brazil and it was amazing
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Oct 30, 2017 05:15
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Tell us how you really feel Colby, lmbo
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Oct 30, 2017 05:46
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Damnnn "Brazil, you're a dump. All you filthy animals suck"
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Colby is really going all out on this heel thing. https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/924691310900121601
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JaySB posted:Colby is really going all out on this heel thing. Chael Sonnen 2.0
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Oct 30, 2017 16:49
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I can dig it. No one who was assaulted owes their assailants an apology.
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Oct 30, 2017 16:54
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Colby assaults my eyes and ears whenever he is interviewed.,
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Colby Covington is a Keven post made flesh
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Meadowhill posted:Chael Sonnen 2.0 Guy who will never win anything of consequence? Absolutely.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:14
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YOLOsubmarine posted:Guy who will never win anything of consequence? Absolutely. Nice.
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He's more Volkmann than Sonnen imo
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Oct 30, 2017 18:34
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A true Mann of the Volk is actually surprisingly pro-Brazil
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Triticum Guzzler posted:He's more Volkmann than Sonnen imo Disagree. While Colby lacks the twinkle in his eye that Chael had, he says this things without a glimmer of shame or hesitation, whereas Volkmann was like "I, um, guess I want to lie motionless on top of Obama for 15 minutes because he, you know, says chiropractors can't cure cancer"
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I loved Volkmann because he had a kermit the frog voice and he was suspended from his high school job twice AND questioned by the secret service regarding his Obama remarks
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Oct 30, 2017 20:41
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bisping loses because his son said he'd win, rose wins because of the good energy from the halloween party
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Oct 30, 2017 20:58
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Disagree. While Colby lacks the twinkle in his eye that Chael had, he says this things without a glimmer of shame or hesitation, whereas Volkmann was like "I, um, guess I want to lie motionless on top of Obama for 15 minutes because he, you know, says chiropractors can't cure cancer" Ahahaha loving lay on Obama. Chael was at least funny 75% of the time. Colby - I'm on the fence. Does he have outfits? Let's see some outfits. All of our lives are bullshit compared to the Rose/Barry living in an RV combo. (No idea if they still do but they literally wandered the country in a RV training.)
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Oct 30, 2017 21:28
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Pfft, Clay "The Carpenter" Guida was doing that long before it was cool.
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Oct 30, 2017 21:39
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Joanna is too nice of a person for this world.
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Oct 30, 2017 21:58
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InfiniteZero posted:Joanna is too nice of a person for this world. Have you seen her fight? She turns into a punch demon and her karma balances back out.
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Oct 30, 2017 22:30
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Work Friend Keven posted:A true Mann of the Volk is actually surprisingly pro-Brazil lol
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Oct 30, 2017 23:08
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Nice car Bisping!! *bottoms out in his own driveway*
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Oct 30, 2017 23:48
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mewse posted:Nice car Bisping!! *bottoms out in his own driveway* Glad I'm not the only guy who noticed he drives like a dumbass.
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Captain Log posted:Glad I'm not the only guy who noticed he drives like a dumbass. I had to go back and watch it again and it's even funnier the 2nd time
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Oct 31, 2017 00:32
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*pulls into the spot way too far to the left and the rear end hanging out the back* "Like a glove"
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how'd none of yall mention this tho https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/925153525969113089
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Too busy scopin that hogg dogg
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LobsterMobster posted:how'd none of yall mention this tho zoomout
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