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Pooncha
Feb 15, 2014

Making the impossible possumable
Until now I have no idea what a pastry screaming for death looks like.


edit: awkward snipe, have a food:

Pooncha has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Oct 28, 2017

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Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

That is NOT FOOD

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Ultimate Mango posted:

That is NOT FOOD

It's a sandwich

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlGNm7_dvz4
Special attention to 3 min mark

edit: I need second opinions on the food-crime levels of these "pizza" recipes I found while poking around a bunch of files I got from my mother:


I would like to note that these are not my mother's recipes, but come instead from an old friend of hers.

LogicalFallacy has a new favorite as of 06:30 on Oct 28, 2017

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

LogicalFallacy posted:

Sprinkle with slat and pepper

This nearly killed me.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Pastry of the Year posted:

what people aren't taking away, and what I think is pretty amazing, is that this soupizza is one of six hundred and nine recipes, all of which involve Campbell's soup as a key, if not central, ingredient, in a mere two hundred page book

It's also still available if you have an excess of curiosity and :10bux:

e: It's surprisingly hard to find any pics from inside the book. Found a photo of one page and shockingly enough gelatin is mentioned.

bloom has a new favorite as of 07:02 on Oct 28, 2017

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Pooncha posted:

Until now I have no idea what a pastry screaming for death looks like.


edit: awkward snipe, have a food:



That is a classic Freezer Mystery.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Literally the Wikipedia image for jellied eels.

Edit: I'm kind of weirded out that I instantly recognized that.

Rollersnake has a new favorite as of 09:13 on Oct 28, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Pooncha posted:

Until now I had no idea what a pastry screaming for death looks like.

...she said, when I worked up the courage to ask, "why didn't you want to go on a second date?"

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Rollersnake posted:

Literally the Wikipedia image for jellied eels.

Edit: I'm kind of weirded out that I instantly recognized that.

It's obvious now that you say it - I was mislead by the grey/blue bits that look like pieces of this stuff;



trapped in a block of wet ice from the depths of an old chest freezer.

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Pooncha posted:

Until now I have no idea what a pastry screaming for death looks like.


edit: awkward snipe, have a food:



I tried jellied eels once when I visited the English coast. Not as bad as I expected really.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Ibblebibble posted:

I tried jellied eels once when I visited the English coast. Not as bad as I expected really.

Well, not compared to the English coast, at least.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
My first guess was jellied century egg balut.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Bubblyblubber posted:

Well, not compared to the English coast, at least.

It's fine as long as you don't mind sand in your ice cream.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

bloom posted:

It's also still available if you have an excess of curiosity and :10bux:

e: It's surprisingly hard to find any pics from inside the book. Found a photo of one page and shockingly enough gelatin is mentioned.



I already own a thousand other god damned weird cookbooks, so

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

P.S. can you even begin to imagine the shambles my life would be if I turned on "1-Click Ordering"

Brutal Garcon
Nov 2, 2014



Sakurazuka posted:

It's fine as long as you don't mind sand in your ice cream.

You're on a fancy bit of the seaside if you have sand.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Least someone is happy

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


It's like a death mask for a mummified fish.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Sakurazuka posted:

It's fine as long as you don't mind sand in your ice cream.

And basking sharks!

Pseudohog
Apr 4, 2007

Sakurazuka posted:

It's fine as long as you don't mind sand in your ice cream.

Or bloody seagulls nicking your chips!

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

My mother has a bunch of these 50's to 70's aspic molds. As far as I've seen, she's never used them to cook with. Instead, she spray paints them metallic paint (silver or copper) and uses them as wall hanging decorations. I think I much prefer that to actually creating gelatin abominations.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Pookah posted:

That is a classic Freezer Mystery.

Well put it back in the loving freezer, please.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Was watching Psycho last night and apparently an expression at the time was “if it doesn’t gel, it’s not aspic” lol

Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Pseudohog posted:

Or bloody seagulls nicking your chips!

I read this as bloody seagulls licking your nips.

That is all.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I love a good game of 'food or rock'

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Sakurazuka posted:

I love a good game of 'food or rock'

So do I





https://i.imgur.com/nFQXKa0.mp4

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

:foodsmith:

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Pastry of the Year posted:

P.S. can you even begin to imagine the shambles my life would be if I turned on "1-Click Ordering"
Back in college I accidentally bought something on an expired credit card because you couldn't (can't?) turn off 1-click ordering for digital purchases.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Gneiss.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Schist

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Those rocks might keep the bread nice and warm or whatever, but if that was put on my table I might not be able to get myself under control before I said "what the gently caress" out loud.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

And basking sharks!

I'll eat ice-cream and I'll eat shark, but I draw the line at sharks in my ice-cream.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


I remember this Nier Automata bit.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Wa11y posted:

My mother has a bunch of these 50's to 70's aspic molds. As far as I've seen, she's never used them to cook with. Instead, she spray paints them metallic paint (silver or copper) and uses them as wall hanging decorations. I think I much prefer that to actually creating gelatin abominations.

Yeah I have a couple of ones that I picked up for 0.50$ each from Value Village or somewhere when I was selling my old house, on the basis of "these are things that go in a kitchen and look moderately attractive."

e: They'd also be good for an Otto Titsling or Springtime for Hitler drag costume.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Tiggum posted:

I'll eat ice-cream and I'll eat shark, but I draw the line at sharks in my ice-cream.

I'm not sure you're getting much of that ice cream away from this fella:



Palate cleanser (?)

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Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
I'd rather lick the basking shark.

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