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Elusif

My _______'s so bright, I have to wear shades.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

hamjobs posted:

do you wanna just skip the fite and maybe get like, waffles

i'm kinda hungry rn and i dunno what is even open and i am way too high to walk places.

Such a fate I would not wish on my worst foe.

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alnilam

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

My _______'s so bright, I have to wear shades.

butt

alnilam

Renegret

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
hi I volunteered to help at a trunk or treat and then we got battered by a storm that was my weekend it was okay I guess I hope everyone else had a good weekend okay bye

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Barmf

wearing a lampshade

Ambrosia apples are real right and I'm not making it up? Iirc those are my favourite.

Elusif


My Barmf's so bright, I have to wear shades.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
"My nose is so bright, I gotta wear shades!"

-Rudolph R. Reindeer

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wearing a lampshade

Rudolf slicking his antlers back, saying "ayyy", doing finger guns at does walking by

Elusif

Splatmaster posted:

"My nose is so bright, I gotta wear shades!"

-Rudolph R. Reindeer

Perfect

Manifisto


E Equals MC Hammer posted:

My _______'s so bright, I have to wear shades.

honor roll student

-smug suburban parent's bumper sticker

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I slept in till four yesterday and now it's 8 and I wasn't able to sleep at all last night. I'm going to hate today, byob.

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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
It's the best Monday in a long time today

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Elusif

Manifisto posted:

honor roll student

-smug suburban parent's bumper sticker

Unbelievable

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

Splatmaster posted:

"My nose is so bright, I gotta wear shades!"

-Rudolph R. Reindeer



albany academy posted:

Rudolf slicking his antlers back, saying "ayyy", doing finger guns at does walking by

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Splatmaster posted:

It's the best Monday in a long time today

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

???

vanisher


Probably broke the politics rule

(USER WAS MAULED BY A BEAR FOR THIS POST)

alnilam

broke the garfield rule, a customary ban on saying anything nice about Mondays

cda

by Hand Knit

alnilam posted:

broke the garfield rule, a customary ban on saying anything nice about Mondays

This

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
I ____ Mondays


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Olive! posted:

I ____ Mondays

*shakes off probation dust*

I am having a case of the Mondays

(apple cider and Funny Bones snackie cakes together at the same time are what's up)

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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
apple cider is the blood of the autumn god

go in fallen leaves, dear poster


brought 2 u by Manifisto, mastercraftsposter of sigs

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
cider for the cider god

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


autumnal update:

Weather: loving LEAVES EVERYWHERE WITH A CHANCE OF MORE GOD D*NG LEAVES

Activities: LEAVES RAKES LEAVES LEAVES CODE APPLE WE HAVE A CODE APPLE


City of Glompton

hi byob, now is death by work, tonight it's pumpkin time. I like all this cider talk, I should get some cider yeah?

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

hi byob, now is death by work, tonight it's pumpkin time. I like all this cider talk, I should get some cider yeah?

yeah

Robot Made of Meat

City of Glompton posted:

hi byob, now is death by work, tonight it's pumpkin time. I like all this cider talk, I should get some cider yeah?

Indeed.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Elusif

why are meat robots so RUDE?

vanisher

lol Garfield rule

Every year I try and buy a pumpkin on the last possible day and they are always sold out

sb hermit





vanisher posted:

lol Garfield rule

Every year I try and buy a pumpkin on the last possible day and they are always sold out

I wanted to consider getting pumpkins after the holiday in the hopes that they are heavily discounted and I want to try to cook with squash sometime in my life (but preferably on the cheap)

but maybe I have miscalculated the lure of halloween?

sb hermit





I bought two big bags of snickers with the hope that they’ll get passed out to ‘treaters but I expect that they’ll actually end up being in the communal candy tray at work

I should have gotten trail mix instead, at least it’s something that’s slightly more adult friendly (but clearly not as indulgent)

sb hermit





it just occurred to me - how come no one passes out bags of doritos??

I could be onto something big here

alnilam

*open Am chord on flamenco guitar*
el dorito
*castanets*

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
i ate two pieces of candy and i am good until next year

vanisher

I'm going to have to print a pumpkin clipart image out and tape it to my house

I could do that with everything... Clipart smiling spider, clipart spiderweb taped to my wall...

alnilam

vanisher posted:

I'm going to have to print a pumpkin clipart image out and tape it to my house

I could do that with everything... Clipart smiling spider, clipart spiderweb taped to my wall...

oh you're one of those tryhards huh

City of Glompton

el dorito posted:

it just occurred to me - how come no one passes out bags of doritos??

I could be onto something big here

you could do this! i think it would be v popular


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


hi byob friends, i am going to hand out tiny bags of cheetos (both flamin hot and regular) and fun sized candy bars (obv milky way and reese's bc those are the good ones, suck it) at the local trick or treat thinger tomorrow. if you are a pdx goon i will give you cheeto bag but probably do not eat it.


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Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

el dorito posted:

it just occurred to me - how come no one passes out

oh yeah?? hold my beer

*thud*


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

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