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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


sweeperbravo posted:

I thoguth to myself "No" but then I scrolled back up and gasped as I saw it

It's like that photo of the guy in camo sitting juuuuust right on an unfortunately upholstered couch such that you can't see him--until you do. (He looks like a schooner.)

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I gotta do more shark research but at least we agreed on their distinguished silverfoxitude.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


This is my swamp

:nws: https://i.imgur.com/Z1MkLe3.jpg

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

sharks are smooth as hell

I was just reading about that

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cyberia posted:

I've made half beef, half Italian sausage patties before that were really good. I imagine beef and baloney would be a budget version of that, salty and fatty but probably not much flavour.

Same here.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I gotta do more shark research but at least we agreed on their distinguished silverfoxitude.

The great silver fox shark.

zandert33
Sep 20, 2002

Recently I've been hearing a lot of people complaining about pineapple causing physical pain to their mouths. I've eaten 100s of pounds of pineapple in my life. Just the other day I cut one open and cleaned the core, sucking the juice out. I've made homemade Tepache before. Never once have I felt any pain or discomfort.

I come to the experts to try to understand if this is another case of internet hyperbole or if my mouth is defective (in a good way).

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

TRUST NO ONE

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
I know I'm a trash eating garbageboy but I'd that. I love egg rolls! Feed me their guts!

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


zandert33 posted:

Recently I've been hearing a lot of people complaining about pineapple causing physical pain to their mouths. I've eaten 100s of pounds of pineapple in my life. Just the other day I cut one open and cleaned the core, sucking the juice out. I've made homemade Tepache before. Never once have I felt any pain or discomfort.

I come to the experts to try to understand if this is another case of internet hyperbole or if my mouth is defective (in a good way).

No, it's legit. In addition to being super acidic, pineapple juice has an enzyme that breaks down protein and by extension you epithelium. So it's literally digesting the lining of your mouth and your tongue.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I mean yeah but I've never felt physical pain, a mild tingling at most.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Haifisch posted:


There is supposedly toast in there.
you're posting this in the wrong thread :thunk:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That seems like an excessive amount of beans and cheese even on toast.

And I like beans and cheese.

Albeit generally separately.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

zandert33 posted:

Recently I've been hearing a lot of people complaining about pineapple causing physical pain to their mouths. I've eaten 100s of pounds of pineapple in my life. Just the other day I cut one open and cleaned the core, sucking the juice out. I've made homemade Tepache before. Never once have I felt any pain or discomfort.

I come to the experts to try to understand if this is another case of internet hyperbole or if my mouth is defective (in a good way).

I once peeled and ate an entire pineapple and other than mild gi distress, I was fine

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

I gently caress with this so hard that I just added all the ingredients I don't have to my grocery list.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Different people have different reactions to enzymes in fruit. There are legit people who wince and go "ow!" when eating fresh pineapple. Source: was on tour of pineapple farm with woman who had never had fresh pineapple before, and who had to rinse and spit vigorously after trying a bite. The rest of us looked on in :gonk:.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Harvey Mantaco posted:

trash eating garbageboy

Gang tag please!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Pineapples contain an enzyme that cleaves proteins, thats why its a tenderizer.

I'll spare you the jpg of that guy that ate them all day.

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Pineapples contain an enzyme that cleaves proteins, thats why its a tenderizer.

I'll spare you the jpg of that guy that ate them all day.

:justpost:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

:eng101:
source: I'm a fish biologist, trust me

another source: me, as a highly derived bony fish

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Check yo self before you Shrek yo self

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



y'all know my MO: just because I post it doesn't mean I wouldn't. All this needs is some sliced pineapple.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:



y'all know my MO: just because I post it doesn't mean I wouldn't. All this needs is some sliced pineapple.

m-m-maybe

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Pastry of the Year posted:



y'all know my MO: just because I post it doesn't mean I wouldn't. All this needs is some sliced pineapple.

My wife loves spam and would eat this.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pastry of the Year posted:



y'all know my MO: just because I post it doesn't mean I wouldn't. All this needs is some sliced pineapple.

Yeah, I would :negative:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pastry of the Year posted:



y'all know my MO: just because I post it doesn't mean I wouldn't. All this needs is some sliced pineapple.

Yeah, I would like this.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Goddammit people, that's just cheese and grease. Have some standards!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

bloom posted:

Goddammit people, that's just cheese and grease. Have some standards!

How is that not a standard?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

bloom posted:

Goddammit people, that's just cheese and grease. Have some standards!

I only eat my cheese and grease when it's configured to resemble a musical instrument, of course.

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!
I missed taking a picture, but I made the white trashiest sandwich this morning at work. Toasted brioche bun with fried jalapeño spam, cheese, french fries, two over easy eggs, topped with heinz ketchup. It was amazing enough to make another next week.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Captainsalami posted:

I missed taking a picture, but I made the white trashiest sandwich this morning at work. Toasted brioche bun with fried jalapeño spam, cheese, french fries, two over easy eggs, topped with heinz ketchup. It was amazing enough to make another next week.
If only you'd used Wonder Bread--the trophy would have been yours.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bloom posted:

Goddammit people, that's just cheese and grease. Have some standards!

Dude, those are my standards.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

bloom posted:

that's just cheese and grease

Plz dont doxx my sexlife. tia.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:negative:

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


I'm not one to complain for the most part, but I would sure be asking the staff what the hell if I got brought that.

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

That seems to have been done on purpose. Why?!?

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