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Triticum Guzzler posted:[in the patented Jon Jones fake apology voice] I just want to apologise to my fans, that's not who I am. I have plenty of my own bongs but I got caught up in the moment, I'm sorry he wasn't good enough to stop me from stealing it.
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GSP is going to beat Bisping soundly, I’m feeling it now. I wasn’t sure before GSP’s hog pics, but really feeling it now. Maybe he’ll go full chub for Whittaker
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Nov 1, 2017 15:44
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Oh he'll go full chub, dont you worry.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:09
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UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster Oh my god
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster lol
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Nov 1, 2017 16:27
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster Yep
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster Magnificent.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:[in the patented Jon Jones fake apology voice] I just want to apologise to my fans, that's not who I am. I have plenty of my own bongs but I got caught up in the moment, I'm sorry he wasn't good enough to stop me from stealing it. [nasal DC lecturing voice] Jon Jones needs to understand that when he messes up, he hurts his fans, he hurts his legacy, and he hurts his family. I don't know if I want to fight him again.
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Nov 1, 2017 16:39
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If I were dc I wouldn't fight Jones again either.
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NObodyNOWHERE posted:UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster Yeah
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We need a full condensed timeline of how many times Jones/DC were scheduled to fight and it fell through
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Make sure not to forget to add in the time DC threw a water bottle at jones. That counts as a 1st round DKO.
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Marching Powder posted:bisping is a way better technical striker than anyone whittaker has made look stupid except maybe for uriah hall who has his own set of problems. i said it when the fight might happen but if they fought i see it going to a close split decision. i like whittaker in the fight because they both basically use hands 80%+(made up number) of the time, and whittakers showed a lot more diverse and sophisticated stuff IMO
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Nov 1, 2017 17:52
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Bisping is going to embarrass GSP. It is not going to be close. It might be Yair Rodriguez/BJ Penn bad.
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Jon Jones trains for his toughest challenge yet, the "you stole my bong bro" guy on the nation's toughest driveway i'm not roidin away, bitch. lost my phallus, niggy
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Nov 1, 2017 18:59
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WOMEN'S STRAWWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT -530 Jedrzejczyk vs Namajunas +415 Couple of bucks on Rose if you think she'll get the upset isn't a bad investment.
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Nov 1, 2017 19:12
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Nov 1, 2017 19:27
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Watching MMA has taught me that apparently most men walk around with half a boner. I’ve apparently done my gender wrong, all these years.
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Nov 1, 2017 19:38
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That's GSP's problem. He's using half measures, when he should be going all the way.
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CRISPYBABY posted:That's GSP's problem. He's using half measures, when he should be going all the way. He always gets up for fight night.
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Uncle Dana just poo poo all over his new least favorite nephew https://www.mmamania.com/2017/11/1/16590180/ufc-dana-white-jon-jones-unfixable-party-animal-who-couldnt-control-himself-mma
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JaySB posted:Uncle Dana just poo poo all over his new least favorite nephew he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist.
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Embedded 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6tnRIxdhk note: hogg-free zone
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Fat Twitter Man posted:he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist. sounds like theyre about to announce an 8 year ban or something
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Fat Twitter Man posted:he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist. This forum enjoys that.  I.N.R.I posted:sounds like theyre about to announce an 8 year ban or something If they are viewing his case as unique, is there any precedent for him getting Wanderlei Silva'd into oblivion? (Banned for life)
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well, usada have given lifetime bans. lance armstrong is the most famous case, there were politics involved in that though. they probably wont do that to jon jones but id be surprised if he got anything less than 4 years. theyve given 8 years out a few times to repeat offenders in olympic sports
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Nov 1, 2017 21:34
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If we're speculating I think Jones couldn't keep the partying in check because he'd internalized his good Christian boy bullshit to the degree he didn't really see himself as a fun loving party animal.
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Captain Log posted:This forum enjoys that. https://www.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/ heres a running list of all the sanctions usada give
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Personally, I think he should just embrace the heel thing but loving Christ does he have an impulse control problem. Or he is surrounded by the stupidest people in North America. : Looks at Mal...Malki...whatever the gently caress his manager is named :
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I.N.R.I posted:https://www.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/ heres a running list of all the sanctions usada give Very interesting the top result is an all clear for clen because of tainted Mexican meat
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https://instagram.com/p/Ba9k6utg32f/ I'd watch masvidal fight Bisping why not at this point
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Oooooooo he said the F word
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Congrats to Jon Jones on the upcoming reversal of his suspension & never partying ever again.
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Rigel posted:Honestly though, with his long history with the UFC, he probably deserves a couple paydays before he has to face the monsters of MW again. He's had ten years of being a thoroughly mediocre, extremely well paid fighter. Bundt Cake posted:robert whittaker looks like he will beat up mike bisping At this point, there's very few people at Middleweight I'd actually favour over Whittaker. He's loving quick and has excellent finishing instincts. He can also close distance really fast. Marching Powder posted:bisping's meteoric rise began with usada testing. either that or anderson got old, rockhold's standup is so simplistic it could be exploited by david branch, and hendo got even older while bisping stayed exactly the same. whichever. It's the second thing. As evidenced by Bisping managing to almost lose to Henderson the exact same way he did the first time. Twice. Except that Hendo hits a bit less hard in his late 40s than he did in his mid 30s Noctone posted:Sometimes I feel like this thread has a weird penchant for ardently arguing why [guy who is a champion] is Actually Not All That Good and Would Totally Get Owned by [guy who is not a champion] There was a time when Tim Sylvia champion and Junior Dos Santos was not. Yet, I doubt there was ever a time when Sylvia could have reliably beat Junior Dos Santos Marching Powder posted:bisping is a way better technical striker than anyone whittaker has made look stupid except maybe for uriah hall who has his own set of problems. i said it when the fight might happen but if they fought i see it going to a close split decision. Bisping is a technical striker in the sense that he knows what a jab is.
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Snowman_McK posted:He's had ten years of being a thoroughly mediocre, extremely well paid fighter. :iamafag:
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