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Thoatse posted:I'm starting to think Adz Adama is a sleeper goon I hope he is.
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Blue On Blue posted:
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SCtrumpHaters posted:
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That's a video on a multi-million dollar space game's Youtube channel with thousands of views.
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Will the new forums have the technology to auto-play that on a loop whenever you enter this thread?
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thatguy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznbxuUbEwI&t=399s uao. uai?
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From the offical 136 page overview of the Xian language for diplomats.quote:xē’suelen, s.āth sen nya’p.ūh’uesao Seems simple enough. Just don't gently caress up the pitch.
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MilesK posted:From the offical 136 page overview of the Xian language for diplomats. That's a lot of words for "Get a Refund"
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thatguy posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznbxuUbEwI&t=399s All those other game developers are frantically calling this dude up trying to book him for their next AAA game
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https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report The schedule report has a new format where they list 'bugs' and 'tasks' for each of the six remaining focus areas. 57 bugs and 254 tasks until PTU Keep in mind that all of the performance/stability issues are technically tasks, not bugs, and shopping went from 17 to 20 bugs overnight. CIG is dangling a new carrot in front of the backers, and have revealed how much information they have been holding back over the last couple of months. Keep in mind that they often add almost as many bugs as they solve, and that figure could easily end up being 200 bugs and 1000 tasks.
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So let me start off by saying there is no bigger fan of SC than me. I am literally all in financially, emotionally and spiritually. This game is going to be the best game ever and quite honestly the one true game. That being said I have a slight concern and wonder if I am just being silly. The previous burn downs showed far less bugs/tasks than what we have now. If you sum the current list we are at 291 tasks/bugs. This is drastically higher than before. Like I said I'm not bitching, whining or anything of that nature and I believe in star citizen to the point that I think I might be a zealot. What do you guys think about the task/bug numbers growing so drastically?
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:I really wish the "de-bamboozle" guy was still around to explain this. he quit in despair saying he learned a lot
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Tokamak posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report Perfect time to repost this from the gif thread 
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6fjrgb/no_bamboozles_guide_to_star_citizen_schedules/ We have to do the whole thing over. We ship November 6th.
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Anyone else creeped out by how on point google is sometimes with what it pops up for news you're interested in? Not like I search for SC stuff.
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Tokamak posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report Yes but you see this is all very good for Star Citizen, reason being,
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SCtrumpHaters posted:So let me start off by saying there is no bigger fan of SC than me. I am literally all in financially, emotionally and spiritually. This game is going to be the best game ever and quite honestly the one true game. That being said I have a slight concern and wonder if I am just being silly. The previous burn downs showed far less bugs/tasks than what we have now. If you sum the current list we are at 291 tasks/bugs. This is drastically higher than before. Like I said I'm not bitching, whining or anything of that nature and I believe in star citizen to the point that I think I might be a zealot. BURN THE WITCH
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Tokamak posted:https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report TOTALLY loving CALLED IT ----------------
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Blue On Blue posted:
I mean, if I had a webshop I'd only have like 5 xxxxl shirts in stock.
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That production report is a thing of beauty. May or June should be the point when backers start talking about how great GamesCom 2018 is going to be with the expectation of 3.0 releasing right before GamesCom. And then the certainty 3.0 will be here before CitizenCon 2018--when instead of getting 3.0, backers will be sold jpgs of CRobbers ripoff of the DeathStar or Battlestar Galactic's rebirth ship. Dreams are so much better than a tangible game.
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Gotta give it to CIG, back in may I was saying that it was impossible they could ship out 3.0 in june or whatever, but I gave them enough credit to actually think they could get 3.0 out without crunching like they did for 2.6 but its literally happening again this year. They are going to release 3.0 a year late and stripped down from a lot of poo poo just so they can say they released it, then the things that were cut out will be put in by april 2018 and welp we aint going to see 3.1 till the end of the year then.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Gotta give it to CIG, back in may I was saying that it was impossible they could ship out 3.0 in june or whatever, but I gave them enough credit to actually think they could get 3.0 out without crunching like they did for 2.6 but its literally happening again this year. They are going to release 3.0 a year late and stripped down from a lot of poo poo just so they can say they released it, then the things that were cut out will be put in by april 2018 and welp we aint going to see 3.1 till the end of the year then. Its not coming out Xmas.
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6fjrgb/no_bamboozles_guide_to_star_citizen_schedules/ From the same dude's last "debamboozled" estimates on Sept 23: that dude on reddit posted:Worst-case (p90) feature complete date: October 25th (originally Oct 27) the classic mistake, really: assuming good faith on CIG's part never wins
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hot balls man no homo posted:What was the big thing that was supposed to wow us?
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Rugganovich posted:A finished game. Oh, it’s finished all right
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TheAgent posted:holy gently caress that hearthstone stage...makes anything CIG has done look like complete poo poo lol ??? Hearthstone stage ???
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznbxuUbEwI&t=1147s Ahahahahaha, this is so loving low-effort (and ching-chong racist). It only looks well-done when you have no idea of how this stuff works. (Like everything else in this doomed projec).
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trucutru posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tznbxuUbEwI&t=1147s It's by far the part of the game that's the furthest along development, despite not actually being in the game itself yet.
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https://twitter.com/Big___JR/status/923880070325899264 https://twitter.com/Big___JR/status/924326067288133632 https://twitter.com/Big___JR/status/924540966152916992 https://twitter.com/Big___JR/status/924655555762966529 AP fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Nov 4, 2017 |
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