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canis minor posted:https://store.srulirecht.com/collections/category/products/dork-whalet-is-sr116md I wish I was obscenely wealthy so I could shove my cash in a whale dick.
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canis minor posted:https://store.srulirecht.com/collections/category/products/dork-whalet-is-sr116md Oh yeah, this is the store that sells a glove made of certain breed shark skin, complete with tiny barbs pointing inward. The point being, it's like a thousand fishhooks keeping it in place, requiring you to either cut it off or to deglove your hand to remove it.   Costs over 700 dollerydoos. Fuckin' Nords are weird.
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Oh yeah, this is the store that sells a glove made of certain breed shark skin, complete with tiny barbs pointing inward. The point being, it's like a thousand fishhooks keeping it in place, requiring you to either cut it off or to deglove your hand to remove it. Are you supposed to wear another glove on the inside of this one? What in the whole hell? e: Looks like not! A LASTING IMPRESSION IS SR341 posted:Fitted and unlined glove from basking shark skin, with the mic-rose thorns inside. Should you put your hand in, you will discover that the thorns, all directed to slant inward, will lock your hand in place in the manner of, ten thousand fishhooks. Should you attempt to remove it, the thousands of thorns will bite into the skin. You can put the gloves on, but to remove them would mean to cut them off. Gloves for life, or for one wear - the ultimate and final commitment. SpacePig has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Nov 3, 2017 |
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Hello, fellow revolutionaries! canis minor posted:Have a look through their other products - https://www.barneys.com/product/alpha-industries-m-65-hand-painted-cotton-blend-field-jacket-505062987.html for only $1,085 Hello, fellow blue collar workers!
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SpacePig posted:Are you supposed to wear another glove on the inside of this one? What in the whole hell?
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Solice Kirsk posted:A pair of grabber spanners attached to a guidance oval?! Those bloomers are gortly! Those are called vice grips 
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dialhforhero posted:Those are called vice grips in Britain they're called either grabber spanners or Lloyd-Preston tongued pincers, depending on whether your dad voted labour or tory
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SpacePig posted:Are you supposed to wear another glove on the inside of this one? What in the whole hell? I genuinely can't tell what's a joke anymore. The world is broken.
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Jamesman posted:I genuinely can't tell what's a joke anymore. The world is broken. some people have more assets than they will ever need to sustain both life and entertainment, and so things are created to spend these unnecessary assets on in order to justify their existence so you get something that is more concept than glove, priced at enough to feed a human very well for two months, while millions starve in the street nah world's hummin' along just fine
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Flyball posted:They enhance the experience of opening the puzzle box. Down the dark decades of your pain, this will seem like a memory of Heaven.
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Jamesman posted:I genuinely can't tell what's a joke anymore. The world is broken. 
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SomeJazzyRat posted:Oh yeah, this is the store that sells a glove made of certain breed shark skin, complete with tiny barbs pointing inward. The point being, it's like a thousand fishhooks keeping it in place, requiring you to either cut it off or to deglove your hand to remove it. It's not real sharkskin, though, because sharks are smooth.
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Besesoth posted:It's not real sharkskin, though, because sharks are smooth. Thanks, I knew there was something about this making me really uncomfortable.
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Besesoth posted:It's not real sharkskin, though, because sharks are smooth. they are smooth as hell
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My ex described my testes like sharkskin, which made me feel kind of good to know they were smooth & pleasant to the touch.
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Android Apocalypse posted:My ex described my testes like sharkskin, which made me feel kind of good to know they were smooth & pleasant to the touch. There's a joke about sensing blood here I just know it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I know, we have streams like that here too. But when they add concrete they tend to use steep sides, so even during the summer when the creek bed is nearly dry you wouldn't easily be able to cross except at the bridges. lmfO
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Android Apocalypse posted:My ex described my testes like sharkskin, which made me feel kind of good to know they were smooth & pleasant to the touch. grey, damp, and attached to a dead-eyed cold fish
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Peanut Butler posted:some people have more assets than they will ever need to sustain both life and entertainment, and so things are created to spend these unnecessary assets on in order to justify their existence I don't mind the glove, you can treat it as art. A famous painting could feed a bunch of humans very well for the rest of their lives and you probably don't see it as an unnecessary asset. However those fake punk jackets can go gently caress themselves, nothing redeeming about them.
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Doctor Malaver posted:I don't mind the glove, you can treat it as art. A famous painting could feed a bunch of humans very well for the rest of their lives and you probably don't see it as an unnecessary asset. Well it certainly could, but when has a famous painting fed anything but an asset portfolio, outside of those assets being forcefully redistributed?
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Doctor Malaver posted:I don't mind the glove, you can treat it as art. A famous painting could feed a bunch of humans very well for the rest of their lives and you probably don't see it as an unnecessary asset. I think you're way overestimating the nutritional value of paintings.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
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BRB, I gotta write up a sales pitch to increase a mohel's profit margins tenfold!
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marshmallow creep posted:I am at least relieved it isn't made of scrotum. Honestly I'm disappointed. When you're doing something that extreme you might as well go all the way.
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Solice Kirsk posted:BRB, I gotta write up a sales pitch to increase a mohel's profit margins tenfold! Personalized cockring?
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marshmallow creep posted:I am at least relieved it isn't made of scrotum. scrotum you say?  https://i.imgur.com/CXL7BOu.jpgmagical "death man's pants" where there is always money in the "wallet" = scrotum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%E1br%F3k
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minato posted:There's always money in the banana hammock. 
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Evilreaver posted:no rear end in a top hat No, the rear end in a top hat is the one wearing the ring.
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null_pointer posted:Post funny pics, you assholes. That's generally frowned upon in this thread.   
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Powaqoatse posted:scrotum you say?
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socilest butthomo posted:Also, both the flesh ring and the necropants are Icelandic. What else is there to do in Iceland? Might as well try necromancy to pass the time.
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Say Nothing posted:That's generally frowned upon in this thread. That's some lovely paper
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Facebook Aunt posted:What else is there to do in Iceland? Might as well try necromancy to pass the time. Iceland is the place that where the government issued an official phone app that lets you check if somebody you met is too closely related to you to have sex with, right?
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Guy Goodbody posted:Iceland is the place that where the government issued an official phone app that lets you check if somebody you met is too closely related to you to have sex with, right? it is if that worries you, consider the faroe islands with a 7th the population and no app
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Powaqoatse posted:it is Don't need an app, you just know everybody anyway.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.