UFC November - One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

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Who will be your champions come Sunday Morning? This poll is closed.
Bisping/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk	51	29.82%
Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas	8	4.68%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk	16	9.36%
Bisping/Dillishaw/Namajunas	3	1.75%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Namajunas	12	7.02%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Jdrzejczyk	62	36.26%
St. Pierre/Garbrandt/Namajunas	6	3.51%
St. Pierre/Dillishaw/Jdrzejczyk	13	7.60%
Total:	171 votes

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

UFC coming to Orlando in February.

Mr Nice! and kaddish, what up?

# ? Nov 5, 2017 01:39

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:03

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

wrong thread

# ? Nov 5, 2017 01:55

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Can't see this until tomorrow, enjoy lads!

# ? Nov 5, 2017 03:37

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Thug Rose punches hard eh?

# ? Nov 5, 2017 04:28

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Thug Rose punches hard eh?

Historically, no, not really. Wittman's putting in work.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 04:48

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

So what weight do they run Mighty Mouse vs. TJ at?

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:07

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Memento posted:

So what weight do they run Mighty Mouse vs. TJ at?

125 for the belt

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:08

Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Memento posted:

So what weight do they run Mighty Mouse vs. TJ at?

TJ said 125

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:09

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

man i'm really shocked the best welterweight the world has ever seen was able to compete with michael the count bisping

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:43

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Actually he lost by DQ (drug test failure)

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:44

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

I got the poll correct :smug:

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

217 loving ruled, what a great card.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:46

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

kensei posted:

I got the poll correct

I picked Cody and if there was 5 more seconds.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:49

Work Friend Keven: Oct 24, 2015; I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Worst card of the year, this sport has fail aids, I'm going to watch league of legends.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:50

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

kensei posted:

I got the poll correct

Jesus Christ! Good pick.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:56

Auron: Jan 10, 2002; <img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Haha told you idiots

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:56

mewse: May 2, 2006

kensei posted:

I got the poll correct

I had TJ and GSP but missed thug rose.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:59

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I picked Bisping/Garbrandt/Namajunas, and I only got the latter right because I really like Rose even if I didn't think she would win :sweatdrop:

# ? Nov 5, 2017 05:59

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Auron posted:

Haha told you idiots

wasnt listening

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:05

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Work Friend Keven posted:

Worst card of the year, this sport has fail aids, I'm going to watch league of legends.

[Trailing off voice] No, please, stay...

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:07

Jota: May 6, 2003; uga-booga uga-booga

Marching Powder posted:

man i'm really shocked the best welterweight the world has ever seen was able to compete with michael the count bisping

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:08

Kaddish: Feb 7, 2002

LobsterMobster posted:

UFC coming to Orlando in February.

Mr Nice! and kaddish, what up?

Absolutely

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:12

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

kensei posted:

I got the poll correct

I could too if I voted now for the first time :smug:

But for real, I had Cody as a slight favorite, JJ as a giant favorite, and Bisping as a slight favorite. The latter based on tdd and cardio. Congrats! There's no way I would have guessed all challengers even if someone gave me a $5 free parlay.

e: I voted in the poll after the fact so I could see results and picked the winning trio, but it looks like 6 people before me called it correctly. That's bananas.

Eat This Glob fucked around with this message at 06:16 on Nov 5, 2017

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:13

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Congratulations to the 2% of people who got it right in the poll.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:14

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Memento posted:

Congratulations to the 2% of people who got it right in the poll.

thanks

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:15

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

My nationalism level is so high right now. That was for the plains of Abraham, good night.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:18

El Roncho: Oct 15, 2006; I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

I find it hilarious that Bisping gained the reputation of an absolute murderer after tagging Rockhold and almost getting finished by Dan Henderson's memorial statue.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:22

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

hes good

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:26

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

El Roncho posted:

I find it hilarious that Bisping gained the reputation of an absolute murderer after tagging Rockhold and almost getting finished by Dan Henderson's memorial statue.

nobody thought he was a murderer. just too big + more cardio than a retired GSP. but good job everyone whos managed to guess the correct result after the fight

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/Canada/status/926973463679651840

OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:28

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

Rare moments of actual good magic in our dead fake sport.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:28

Mean Bean Machine: May 9, 2008; Only when I breathe.

I myself voted Joanna/TJ/Bisping and hell, guess i was wrong

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:29

Auron: Jan 10, 2002; <img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Two welterweights are champions of the middleweight division. Lol we thought heavyweight was trashweight

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:30

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CarlCX posted:

Rare moments of actual good magic in our dead fake sport.

https://twitter.com/TJ_Grant/status/927033605225771012

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:32

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Mean Bean Machine posted:

nobody thought he was a murderer. just too big + more cardio than a retired GSP. but good job everyone whos managed to guess the correct result after the fight

It's why I had him as a slight favorite. His tdd was really good, and he can go for days. I thought dj mikey b would win on points. I can't imagine why anyone would think he's some sort of murder monster from a horror film, other than the creepy eye.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:35

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Namajunas definitely gets "breakout star of the year" now.

Holy poo poo.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:37

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

Eat This Glob posted:

It's why I had him as a slight favorite. His tdd was really good, and he can go for days. I thought dj mikey b would win on points. I can't imagine why anyone would think he's some sort of murder monster from a horror film, other than the creepy eye.

The Count is a vampire.

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:37

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006; Captain Log posted:
"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"

Unfunny Poster posted:

Namajunas definitely gets "breakout star of the year" now.

Holy poo poo.

I need a Rose belt figure to hang out with my Matt Serra belt figure.

Chop chop, UFC!

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:38

Mekchu: Apr 10, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I still love my girl Joanna though.

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

rose didnt really breakout though, everyone knew she was great and have for years - breakouts for unknowns who surge and its like "where the gently caress did that come from" like Cody last year (who out of nowhere dethroned Thomas Almeida who til then was the frontrunner for breakout)

# ? Nov 5, 2017 06:46

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