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D_Smart posted:Evocati 3.0. Landing sucesfl Doing an impression of a F-16A? E: Taxxe 
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Winter Stormer posted:I like how they can't be assed to give their devs offices, cubicles, half-cubes, or even just some loving sound deadening on the ceiling and/or walls Ben works there so that's just about employee accessibility
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The voice of resigned disappointment https://www.twitch.tv/videos/187515298?t=07h38m35s 
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ewe2 posted:never mind the quality, feel the geniusness. quote:I don't see "...failure..." ANYWHERE in that journey. Well except the last game he worked on, where he was removed from the project and was only credited as partially responsible for the concept. Literally nothing else 
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SomethingJones posted:https://cloudimperiumgames.com/jobs/619-Gameplay-Engineer-Service-Backend This person doesn't exist
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Nov 5, 2017 05:53
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SomethingJones posted:Good news everyone, CIG have just started advertising for a backend server MMO programmer to work on their exciting PC space combat sim, Star Citizen!
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Ash1138 posted:ignoring the first four requirements, some of which i think are mutually exclusive, who gives a gently caress if your backend programmer cares at all about space or science fiction? At some point Ben might talk to them about wing commander and they don't want them to suicide on the spot?
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SomethingJones posted:Good news everyone, CIG have just started advertising for a backend server MMO programmer to work on their exciting PC space combat sim, Star Citizen! If such person existed they would want nothing to do with Star Citizen. Especially, given their unbelievably lovely recent tweets with people working through the weekend or late nights.
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friend: hey dude, I'm looking for a job is CIG any good? they've been headhunting like crazy lately me: hold on a sec, I gotta post this in a giant thread dedicated to how hosed up that entire company is friend: what
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TheAgent posted:friend: hey dude, I'm looking for a job is CIG any good? they've been headhunting like crazy lately Not this one 
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Nov 5, 2017 07:39
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I mean, Bimelion is a goon but this is still funny https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7apebi/no_bamboozles_release_forecast_for_october_4th/
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Nov 5, 2017 08:04
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lol at them being at $23m for this year, current estimates put them below $30m total for the year, which would be an absolute fuckin disaster things, things ain't lookin too good for the roberts boys
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And, tonight, on dreams: What happens to your ship when you logout in space/ground?  https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7aqk2j/what_happens_to_your_ship_when_you_logout_in/
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SomethingJones posted:Good news everyone, CIG have just started advertising for a backend server MMO programmer to work on their exciting PC space combat sim, Star Citizen! I'm going for it, I just started understanding arrays.
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Goobs posted:I like the 60 year old man nicknames these dudes give any dissenters. Like "Sparky". Reminds me of an old drunk I arrested 5 years ago, the memory sticks with me because his insults were no longer valid in today's day and age. Stuff like "Gearbox", "Sparky", etc. Speaking of barbless insults and getting arrested. When I was in Korea there was a non-drinker in my battery that decided to dip his toes into binge drinking. A buddy and I walked him back to his room, and then headed back to the bars. He had one of those livers that produces ADHD in response to alcohol. So sometime later that night, we leave a bar and see our comrade, shirtless, surrounded by MP's. He was yelling at the MP's, "You motherfuckers think you're better than me?! You can't beat me at math! I bet you can't beat me at math!!" and then he grabbed one of the MP's and headbutted him. The funny thing is, those cowards were afraid to face him as a mathlete and they had to resort to batons. So I guess he won.
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trucutru posted:And, tonight, on dreams: what on earth
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Ramadu posted:what on earth
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I'm gunna skip 1000 posts because my attention span is in limited supply and I could only buy one attention span, I doubt they have any more in stock now Goobs posted:I like the 60 year old man nicknames these dudes give any dissenters. Like "Sparky". Reminds me of an old drunk I arrested 5 years ago, the memory sticks with me because his insults were no longer valid in today's day and age. Stuff like "Gearbox", "Sparky", etc. The only time I've heard, "Sparky" is from Aladdin, where genie is impersonating Nicholson as he gives dating advice to Al, "Alright Sparky, here's the deal..." How is it meant as an insult or a put down?
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scrubs season six posted:One of my best buds from ~4th grade age (I used to play Rogue on his Tandy!) had a couple guinea pigs that were supposedly both male until they gave birth to 20 baby pigs. He told me his mother put an end to the "now we have 22 guinea pigs" conundrum with a hammer on their concrete porch. Your buddy was a liar, no guineapig in the world has ever had 20 babies. Average litter size for Guinea Pigs is 3, world record is 17. Either he was exaggerating the numbers for effect or the entire thing was made up to look cool, unless you actually saw the babies at any point I'd put my money on the latter because all children are drat
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LTtr45y7P0&t=617s  Doors? Easy? Don't think this guy understand game development.
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 Come the gently caress on, Elite. I REALLY want to like you, but when a random drop-off mission takes me loving 30+ minutes of real-life time, I can't. I simply loving can't.
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Ramadu posted:what on earth You see, when you log off your character becomes sentient and goes on great adventures together with friends to the corners of the universe. They fight pirates, rescue space princes and princesses, discover lost civilizations, and -in general- have a blast.. Then you return and it's back to loading and unloading cargo for the poor bastards.
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If only I had engaging content to occupy my travel time, or at least kick back and enjoy an ice cold Hairy Roberts.
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trucutru posted:You see, when you log off your character becomes sentient and goes on great adventures together with friends to the corners of the universe. They fight pirates, rescue space princes and princesses, discover lost civilizations, and -in general- have a blast.. Then you return and it's back to loading and unloading cargo for the poor bastards. Then they log back on to buy their guy a new ship, move some crates, and go back to reading fanfics.
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Toops posted:If only I had engaging content to occupy my travel time, or at least kick back and enjoy an ice cold Hairy Roberts. Heathen, the Hairy Roberts is supposed to be served warm, like the comforting glow of an overworked genius.
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Erenthal posted:Heathen, the Hairy Roberts is supposed to be served warm, like the comforting glow of an overworked genius. ech
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D_Smart posted:
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I started playing Nier: Automata again and finished the first route, they do some really crazy stuff in Route B. If you’re trying to figure out your rotation for the holiday season, put that at the top of your list for sure. I bought a bunch of Gundam model kits and sprays and am gonna do a bunch of painting, five bucks says I finish my backlog before 3.0 drops. Spatial posted:Well except the last game he worked on, where he was removed from the project and was only credited as partially responsible for the concept. Literally nothing else Almost as if Chris Roberts is a hack fraud!
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7aqk5w/300_and_global_progress_watch_update_20171103/dpcimdq/ Why do they all forget that 3.0 is actually what 2.something was meant to be?
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This reminds me that spectrum exists and not even Mirificus touches that crap.
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skaboomizzy posted:three hours of idiots talking about features they haven't seen in a game that doesn't exist Hopefully someone as I found that bit after about 2 minutes of skipping forward, I'm sure there's a lot of other funny stuff.
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Preechr posted:That pioneer looks an awful lot like a homeworld 2 ship. Great going, Shitizen Tane, you archered another IP and sold it for 20 times the price of the original fully functional game! Oh, man. That really hit me. I always compare these obscene dollars to houses and cars and college funds. I never really compared it to actual games. Ignoring the newest releases, you could buy every game ever made that is still available and have change left over with the stupid money people put into this non-game.
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Sillybones posted:Why do they all forget that 3.0 is actually what 2.something was meant to be? I've said this before, but it's because they're loving idiots.
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