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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
For just a few moments earlier today, twitter was a better place

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Jesus christ that picture of Donald Trump looks like one of the ghosts in Beetlejuice. I mean he didn't look young before but he's aged like 10 years in less than a year of being in office

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

Jesus christ that picture of Donald Trump looks like one of the ghosts in Beetlejuice. I mean he didn't look young before but he's aged like 10 years in less than a year of being in office



That office destroys people.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Aesop Poprock posted:

Jesus christ that picture of Donald Trump looks like one of the ghosts in Beetlejuice. I mean he didn't look young before but he's aged like 10 years in less than a year of being in office



I like how he looks like that but right-wing political cartoonists draw him buff and broad-shouldered with a dynamic Nike swoosh-like hairstyle

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

BattleMaster posted:

I like how he looks like that but right-wing political cartoonists draw him buff and broad-shouldered with a dynamic Nike swoosh-like hairstyle

Ben Garrison is probably who you're thinking of but he almost certainly does it as a troll to appeal to the alt-right. He has pepe references and a bunch of things specifically devoted to them and curtails to their semi-ironic portrayal of trump as a built jesus like figure. Garrison is a stupid turd but I doubt he really views Trump that way

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
Garrison's said before he depicts Trump as a buff superman not because he's actually ripped, but to metaphorically demonstrate Trump's strength in the face of (((America's enemies))). Yeah, it's dumb.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

18 Character Limit posted:

That office destroys people.



That middle aged man looks like he aged nearly a decade.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Yeah probably not the best comparison of Obama aging an actual 10 years and Tump aging the same 1 year into it

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
It's sort of funny how Bill Clinton, George Bush and Donald Trump are all the same age even though they've all been president in three different decades.

As for Obama, I feel like it's more noticeable how he aged because he looked a lot younger than he actually was when he was elected.

big parcheesi player
Apr 1, 2014

Also, I can kill you with my brain.
Saleswoman is paraded around her office NAKED while her colleagues cheer in sickening 'morale-boosting stunt' organised by her boss Obvious :nws:

Juliet Whisky
Jan 14, 2017


According to the main story, there's no reason to assume Jesus was a guiser and not in fact the jealous, vengeful Lamb of God incarnate.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Wheat Loaf has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Nov 3, 2017

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Special Needs President.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

Say Nothing posted:

Special Needs President.



Technically he's not wrong.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

He has all the best words.

Veinless
Sep 11, 2008

Smells like motivation
It’s like he only has access to the simple Wikipedia.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



I've been living my life all wrong.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
This reboot of Oliver Twist is pretty bad.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

AlbieQuirky posted:

This reboot of Oliver Twist is pretty bad.

yeah, bad rear end

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year posted:



I've been living my life all wrong.

This is almost exactly something out of an Anthony Horowitz novel.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Pastry of the Year posted:



I've been living my life all wrong.

So now I'm imagining if they had played their cards right, a bunch of kids could have major players in the criminal underground.

:c00lbert: OK, if you want your back alley casino, you gotta meet the Boss, Tommy Westphalen.
:byodood: Great when can I meet him?
:c00lbert: Well, let's see... he gets out of school at 3:30, and today's Wednesday so he has to do chores before he can leave the house.
:stare: ...
:c00lbert: Also, it's a school night, so he needs to be home by 7.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Proteus Jones posted:

So now I'm imagining if they had played their cards right, a bunch of kids could have major players in the criminal underground.

:c00lbert: OK, if you want your back alley casino, you gotta meet the Boss, Tommy Westphalen.
:byodood: Great when can I meet him?
:c00lbert: Well, let's see... he gets out of school at 3:30, and today's Wednesday so he has to do chores before he can leave the house.
:stare: ...
:c00lbert: Also, it's a school night, so he needs to be home by 7.

They already made this movie in '76

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Trump greeted with 'Welcome to Kenya' signs in Hawaii

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Poll: Trump’s performance lags behind even tepid public expectations

Lowered Expectations can only get you so far.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Those numbers for Dubya this time 16 years ago are sort of funny in retrospect.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART


(the reason is because adolescent male mammoths went off on their own or in small groups of males of similar age where they were more likely to die due to their inexperience while female mammoths stayed with groups led by elders their whole lives)

Pakled has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Nov 6, 2017

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Proteus Jones posted:

So now I'm imagining if they had played their cards right, a bunch of kids could have major players in the criminal underground.

:c00lbert: OK, if you want your back alley casino, you gotta meet the Boss, Tommy Westphalen.

I appreciated this, a lot.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

I really like that real headlines are starting to become indistinguishable from Onion headlines. "Tepid public expectations" is an incredibly good phrase.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

SpacePig posted:

I really like that real headlines are starting to become indistinguishable from Onion headlines.


Trump feeds fish, winds up pouring entire box of food into koi pond

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-


:same:

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Lol were people throwing bread to it while it was stuck

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The family-friendly IT spinoff!

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Please don't doxx Cash Crab.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Papa John’s Pleads For Nazis to Not Buy Their Pizza After Daily Stormer Endorsement

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




:lol::lol::lol:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Life comes at you fasc.

Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Life comes at you fasc.

Papa Johann's?

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan
If the Nazi's win you get 50% off your order the next day.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Aleph Null posted:

If the Nazi's win you get 50% off your order the next day.

Extra large pizza with all the toppings, now only $14.88!

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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